Not being this alpha

>not being this alpha

2/3

3/3

How the fuck was any of that alpha?

OP just wanted to show off that he might lose his virginity soon.

This is not Alpha, do you know what Alpha is?

>wanting to be friends

>well can you think about it and please let me knowwwww I'm going to be clingy if you put out

Plebs, jealous cause when you ask for a girls number on tinder she says "sorry I don't give my number out"
Topkek

Never gotten that?

>Giving us her number

I don't use tinder. I can get laid in real life.

OP, you just sound creepy and desperate

Nice one pal, shame you're a crippling Autistic twatbank when it comes to f2f.

>6/10 alpha
true alpha would have said they were looking for love, started dating her to fuck her, fucked her hard a few times while also fucking side chicks then dumped her ass when he got bored

what was the first message lol

Op, that's not alpha.

this

If there is ever a questionmark at the end of your sentence when you want something from a girl, you're failing. Be kind but commanding.

OP here, you're so right. i have only just started the art of being alpha.

Also another story of mine.
>be security guard
>20 years old live in brisbane qld australia
>have these two chicks hit on me all night while im working
>both get my number
>finish shift walk out of venue and theres one of the girls
> gril "hey wondering if you wanted to hangout"
>fucked her.

you neck beards mad?

0497114499

Ayy bby u want sum fuk?

>i dont wanna have sex
>Thats okay i just think youre reeaalllyy attractive. can we be friends?

That is not alpha in any way shape or form.

>if I told you I'd never had BLANK. What would you guess?

>not getting nudes
You just a beta

OP is confirmed virgin with absolute worst pickup line possible.

This. You seem pathetic and beta as fuck. The nice guy.

Sup Forums is exactly as it seems a bunch of fucking beta furfag virginfag dick loving plebs & degenerates who think getting laid makes you alpha coz most of the sorry pathetic ppl here haven't
>super fucking kekekek

You fucking idiot, you could have played the game that you also would like to get attached.

Do not fuck it, you will be stalked/clinged to/accused of rape.
Not worth potential ass pain

This is not Alpha. Working security means shit too, my mate has anxiety issues and has worked security for the last 10 years.

OP here. thats what im thinking man but im gonna see what shes like in person then go from there.

Haha Australia, the Ez mode land of getting laid, you fuckers have a sailor/marine hospitality wall full of chicks who basically house you, fuck you and cook for you in the navy ports

>fake number?

OP if you were alpha you would be experienced enough to know it's the sluttiest of girls who act this way. Congrats on your future herpes.

Op is so fucking gay I bet he has sucked so many dicks

Pick up lines < being yourself and honest with a compliment

No no no. This is a slut who pretends that's what happens to her so she feels less guilty about her slutiness. If he said that she'd probably shy away to avoid a relationship.

dude you're so beta it's not even funny, just cringe.

>use tinder to have sex
>meet a slut
>doesn't want to have sex anymore

i don't get it OP

cringe

worked.
also continued to talk about how she moved to brisbane and then i got her number with ease

What are you fucking doing? You sound painfully fake. You do not have to shower them in attention, she's not your daughter. If she brings up her hair, mention it then. Sorry for the late reply? No, you've been busy, why would you be genuinely sorry?

>I'm shitting on you but maaaah niggah for nearly finishing the lay race

>worked
Wat. Your first three posts were her telling you she doesnt want to have sex. Getting a phone number does not make you alpha. Getting the phone number is step one.

OP she living in ohio?

Does nobody on Sup Forums know how to communicate like a normal person?

>be me
>be at school
>9/10 chick in class
>really nice, virgin type too
>asks me if I wanna go out sometime
>'erm... ugh.... I... don't know.... Bye'
>3 years later
>bump into her in city
>she asks how I am
>'erm.. not too bad. hows things with you'
>she got bf
>check facebook
>hes a 6/10
>i'm 7/10
>he looks like bulky, fat amatuer rugby player
>I dont play sports, only workout
>looks like 9/10 alpha from da club
>fast forward 2 years
>see her working in restaurant
>approach her
>'hey, long time no see'
>'hows it going'
>she broke up with bf
>sweet talk her
>flirt
>ask when she gets off
>meet up later and take her out
>she has fun
>take her back to my place
>we fuck
>she desperately longs for relationship with me
>nah bitch, I just wanted to fuck

You're not fooling anyone neckbeard

its actually nice when people have genuine feedback on this instead of just CRINGE, LEL BETA

i guess i could try and be more genuine.

But yeah now its just time to plan which place to take her and have a nice time then hopefully do the ol' lickaroo

4032 here. Go to bed dickhead

Is this the world we live in now? Where ur alpha if you pick up an unattractive minor using text-chat? christ...

Come back when you start talking to women OP, and not using text-chat...

...

thats alpha Sup Forumsro proud read/motivation

?4?71144??
The "?"s can be either 0,9 or 8

i legit just finished work at the fox in southbank. pretty sick night you shouldve gone 4156 here ALSO OP

HOLY SHIT KEKKED SO HARD

>waited 6 years to fuck some bitch
>alpha

The fact that you have to try to be alpha makes you intrinsically beta does it not?

An alpha would think nothing of this behavior for it would seem natural and normal.

Basically if you are trying you arent really doing it right.

Sup Forums spitting wisdom

Its the birth of an alpha

>'erm... ugh.... I... don't know.... Bye'
10/10 beta

>'erm.. not too bad. hows things with you'
2/10 Alpha

>sweet talk her
>flirt
>meet up later and take her out
>we fuck
9/10 Alpha

>she desperately longs for relationship with me
>nah bitch, I just wanted to fuck
10/10 Alpha

it's 0. I've added her to my whatsapp. it's 3 am in Australia. Ive screenshot the thread. I'll post keks here tomorrow.

I'm not OP, but I've been round the block and then some.
You're still young, you'll shake trying to cater to everyone. Think of it this way, if you put on an overly friendly and attentive persona when you're not like that at all; You'll keep reverting to that when around her, and it will wear you down.

Amateur rugby player has you beat if all you do is gym.
>I say 'all you do', it's a mountain more than all these plebs