6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) 6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) 6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) 6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii) 6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi) 7/1: ONE FC (TBA) 7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez) 7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha) 7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2) 7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa) 7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima) 7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann) 7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo) 7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko) 7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins) 7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA) 7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
Why not just wait for the bump limit? Explain yourself.
Christian Rogers
Piana is going down
Isaac Gutierrez
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Jack Cruz
artem
Matthew Cook
My fight is still on, you faggots. In July.
Connor Nguyen
First for Joanna
Christopher Brown
Aspberger syndrome
Hudson Price
you better cut a convincing promo if you wanna get back on the card
Aiden Cruz
So Holloway has dibs for next title fight, right?
Lucas Sanders
OFFICIAL /HEEM/ 1 CARD. LIVE - from the Stockton Arena.
*Edgestonia vs. Lithcuck MAY STILL BE ON* Both men need to do heavy promoting
MAIN EVENT 1.) Joe Rogan vs. Cody McKenzie CO-MAIN EVENTS 2.) Boxing Swede vs. Tyler "Bellator Midget" Freeland 3.) Brendan Schaub vs. Rich Piana UNDERCARD 4.) USA Grapplebro vs. Spain - GI ONLY RULES 5.) Slavic Who vs. Another Slavic Who EXCLUSIVE PRELIM FIGHTS 6.) Koksal Baba vs. Artem Lobov 7.) 0-2 Pro Boxer on /heem/ vs. Joe Schilling 8.) Mayhem Miller vs. Phil Brooks 9.) War Machine vs. Joe Son
Andrew Brooks
King Nate edition
Juan Davis
lithcuck is ducking you though
Carson Morales
>It's 2016 and there is a very real possibility that Brock vs. Fedor will happen in the UFC.
Henry Richardson
add me vs that faggot from the last thread to a pre event fight in the parking lot
Chase Sullivan
>promo Figures that the HEEM 1 spammers are mandrama fans.
Gabriel Adams
Edgy Brah needs a fight
Bryan Callen needs a fight
Dylan Garcia
Are you guys intentionally trying to make these threads as shitty as possible?
Dylan Clark
No Brock is only allowed one UFC fight in his contract and that's being fulfilled at 200. Jesus why are you casuals so dumb?
Daniel Diaz
The OP usually sets the standards for the thread
Owen Russell
are you intentionally trying to be as big a faggot as possible
Cameron Scott
What's your name kid? You vs. Faggot who hates HEEM FC. Also can't be in the parking lot, WSOF is holding one in the parking lot. Edgy Brah vs. Bryan Callen?
Ethan Wilson
make it happen dana
Jaxson Reyes
>Edgy Brah vs. Bryan Callen? ballet vs bjj
Christian Brown
>Piana >+500 Excuse me bitch
Jason Sanchez
baba poster vs faggot who hates heem 1, also if the parking lot is booked we can move to an applebees parking lot or i can jump him back stage
Brayden Davis
...
Carter Walker
...
Chase Jackson
...
Brody Smith
*And we are live from the parking lot of applebees...*
Christian Scott
>It's really not that cool
what a debbie downer
Chase Walker
>applebees parking lot I fucking love it
Henry Jackson
...
Juan Nelson
Lmao based dana
Can't wait to hear his speech at the rnc
Jackson Lee
guys what about dada 5000 vs tank abbott?
Jack Powell
Heem 1 is getting oversaturated with shit fights no one gaf about
Kevin Wilson
he had two heart attacks, hes suspended buddeh
Mason Flores
>those digits I don't know Lucifer
Hunter Carter
PREMIER
Lincoln Stewart
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Nathan Long
guys i got it. eddie bravo vs john kavanagh in a BJJ match at heem 1
Daniel Anderson
>/heem/ is turning into /wooo/ Disgusting. Worst shit was that /heem/ title faggotry. Glad /heem/ got woke and buried that shit. At least the /heemspeak/ faggots don't spam their shit. Truly a sad state for /heem/
Charles Sullivan
>nfl meme fuck off retard
Jack Torres
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier mind in MMA muse about life
Jonathan Garcia
How about that mixed martial arts guys
Justin Robinson
KIIING NAAAATE
Kayden Martin
...
Brandon Torres
Anyone watch Aldo's movie yet?
Matthew Wood
this is now a if i did i celebration thread
Ryan Moore
Has it leaked online?
Xavier Campbell
>I don't enjoy listening to the premier minds in MMA muse about life
Michael Williams
heemspeak is the greatest thing to come out of /heem/
>alistair overeem genetically modified to steal your girlfriend >he looks like a marvel character desgined to fuck your girlfriend
>all in the first 5 seconds
Landon King
Any webms of Paul Harris's leglocks?
Josiah Rodriguez
52 posts and noones answered
what the fuck is Bigfoot holding
Xavier Murphy
Anybody got a webm of this guy getting btfo because he committed to a heelhook when his opponent was punching him in the face the entire time?
Ethan Morgan
Are they wrong though?
Grayson Cooper
Piana is SHOOK
Brandon White
>1 (one) career strike
Jaxon Reed
>mfw Conor plays it smart and just goes for the decision instead of emptying his gas tank by trying to heem Nate
Nicholas Parker
>Conor looks fine up until the 1-2 >suddenly he was too gassed to do anything You bought the meme
Hunter Foster
>Conor looks fine he looked exhausted lmao
Bentley Cox
Yes! I don't mind if you're a leg lock guy. I do mind if you're a leg lock faggot. I didn't start watching MMA until 2012. So about a year ago I reazlied a year ago West Coast Fox shows old Fight Nights. And I got to watch Marquardt vs Paul Harris. Paul goes for a leg, doesn't have complete control, Nate slips out, Paul looks at ref, Marquardt heems him. Goes on about how Marquardt was greasing. "Yeah he got out, definitely greasing". Same with that faggot. He had it too I feel. The Mexican guy was limping when he got up if I remember correctly.
Noah Fisher
Fine was an overstatement but he hardly looked exhausted. It seems like a lot of people want to blame the gas tank for his loss, and not the fact that he got cracked, went for a takedown because he was getting hit constantly and willingly gave his back to get out of mount.
Daniel Cox
Make your picks, /heem/
Daniel Peterson
I have the entire match as a 113mb mp4, would it be possible for you to make some webms of it if i host it on a mega?
Even though he lost, he was great to watch, seeing someone who's a leglock specialist is always exciting. Win or lose
Nathan Bennett
>tfw you were in there for Aldo/McGregor, and Holly/Ronda
Gabriel Phillips
Just upload it to streamable.com real quick
Brody Cook
Thanks man. That fight was hilarious imo, the Mexican didn't even seem that good a fighter but Entwhistle would just not let go of the heelhook no matter what happened. It's like he knew exactly one move in a fighting game or something.
Samuel Morales
Epic nights my friend. Shoulda been in there for 199. Jake has been popping back in recently too.
Owen James
Can't be fucked at the moment sorry
Aiden Johnson
thanks for tip its uploading right now
Chase Turner
Ok I'll make a couple webms for ya after I get outta the shower
bobby lee> callen, did anyone else notice how callen treated bobby how everyone else treats him
Ethan Perez
its all good
thank you
Ryan Sanders
What do the tattoos on Rich Piana's shins say?
Adam Flores
how about some webms of your shower
Dylan Lopez
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Carter Brown
bobby lee's hot ass gf knew like 10 times as much as the little fat gook but was barely allowed to talk lel
Jose Morris
>Joanna being anything above 4/10 >GSP ever being natty >Fedor being natty and having a legit record >Rory not being a quitter >Bisbong being a legit champ before beating Jacare and Weidman >Conor not dismantling Nate in the rematch >Gooks ever being real MMA contenders
b)4:43- 4:37 if this is to big of a time frame, you could splice it, the takedown/guard pull to the spin of the leglock
c) 3:54-3:50
d) 3:30- 3:20
e) 3:00- 2:50
There's a bunch more but that be a good start and thank you again
Henry Bailey
hi eveybody i'm mike goldberg welcome once again to the ultimate shitposting thread
Xavier Gonzalez
bunches of different peppers and shit marinating or whatever in sauce or what have you, in a decorative bottle. They make your kitchen look more cuisine-y, I don't know if they actually do anything eating-related, like get eaten.
Kayden Ward
>Takedowns are points
Colton Bell
What did he mean by this?
Hunter Flores
Rogan's worst commentating performances? Penn-GSP is a huge dick suck fest completely oblivious to the action taking place.
Camden Edwards
takedowns can end fights or careers
Andrew Lee
If they do, that's fine. If all they do is take the fight to the ground, it's no different than controlling the center of the octagon. Score on the work they get out of it. Being in position to do so means jack shit if you don't capitalize.
Gavin Lee
Also, my comment was mainly about back when Goldie and Joe would scream "that's points" every time there was a double leg even though that's not how the 10 point must system works at all.
Isaiah Murphy
Pride Wanderlei was the best.
All the best slams were in Pride too, Randleman on Fedor, Rampage on Arona, etc. Cunts got slammed down hard like they wanted to murder. Dont see many thunder of god slams in the ufc.
I also reckon there is also an argument that soccer kicks are better for fighters health in a way. Now in the ufc when someone gets dropped and they are followed to the ground to finish with 'ground n pound' or hammerfist. They routinely get their head bounced off the canvas 20 - 30 times while in a state of concussion before dipshit ref makes a decision. With soccer kicks, its usually one clean shot and the ref instantly waves it off.
Aiden Wood
Carlos is unironically the Welterweight champion of the world right now. That thief Robbie Lawler is walking around with a paper belt.
Dominic Miller
The real lineage:
Hendricks => Thompson
Jeremiah Garcia
Can I get on the heem fc card? I'm a shotokan karate blue belt and I'm pretty fast. I can upload a video of me displaying some technique if you'd like, just put me on the card
