Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Kill yourself

Best girl hands down claimed

kagami claimed...
>external screaming edition

ours is a relationship of the butt. Take all you want qt

thank you

Rikka claimed.

I close my eyes for 2 minutes and 3 hours passes. Where does the time go?!?

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>what did he do to you??? D:
He is just so punchable and fluffy don't you think? Watch the anime and you will know... speaking of watching anime that should be one of your projects that you keep procrastinating from!

>Fubuki claimed

Pic related is pretty cute!

Always appreciate cute butts.

This pic always gives me diabetes.

>Kyouko claimed

Maki you're best Love Live and dat ass doe

Eat up!

Browsing Sup Forums at 7 PM because bored. Not doing much, listening to music and cooking dinner. Should be done soon

Rikka~ What up? About to eat dinner. You gonna' be on a while?

Whoa there, maki. Gotta keep your waifu pure. You had a bit too much to drink

I'm liking that ass

sigh....you're right lol, so what should i watch first? code geass or magica madoka???

I'll be back.

I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj

you first
oh right i see, well good luck then
>nice lewd

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You gotta let your waifu show her true self user

Alright.

Kud

>pats

Aaaahhh a meido-chan!

>the schwanz is the biggest expanded for the medo-chan
>it goes into the origice it ejculates
>it is the endless ejcultion which fills the belly with sparm, and the woom
>the fantasy girlfriend is pragnated and becomes the my bitch ^.^

Happens. Best kind of sleep

Hello fubuki

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I love you too, bunbun

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Oh awesome, I didn't have that one!

Tough decision as both are god tier anime. MM is 12 episodes + a movie so I guess if you prefer the short ones its better, CG is 50 episodes long.

gay

I'm makin lasagna who wants some

still claimed tho

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Ill bite your finger off.

Are you having an aneurysm?

Talk to you in a bit!

Madoka Obviously

Sometimes but when I want to have fun its like my time is wasting away


What kind of cheese did ya use??

Ahh, the waifu! It is the best good time nostalgia anus feeling! The schwanz is enter majestically!

>I insert the schwanz
>the sperm is released, it is rich with the seamin
>the posters fantasy girlfriend is pragnated

Aaahhhh!

double dubs confirms!!!!
then it's MM!!! i look forward to my chest exploding from the feels!!!
>insert breeding pic here

I'd like some, please.

I'll take that chance, cute stuff.
>pats

You're welcome!

I'll have some , sounds good.

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Ricotta and mozzarella. I have some meat in the fridge idk if I should brown that shit or just go for a cheesy lasagna

>bite

the schwnaz it is hear for you to have
it is the mega fun times of the butt, and the anus

Have a few tissues ready.
>to soak the tears don't get any ideas

Cuteness overload.

I'll make a big ass plate for you guys

Did you wait long? I was showering before heading out in a few minutes to watch a 2 movies with my squad

Me!

True but you worked hard man. It's cool

Love a good sleep! And bunbun will do the breeding

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me right now

Listen to bunbun, kagami. Trust me on this..

>Shinoa

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kek!!!! i will, i don't look forward to that part lol

Woah user no bully...or I will kick the shit out of you ~

hahahaha
>I defecate powrefuly upon the plate and edgeaculate

ooooooooohhhhhh yyyyeeeeeaaaahhhh (cookie monster having a powerful ograsm voice)

c-camera????
w-what's gonna happen??

Didn't bite my finger off, knew you were a pile of sugar.

Thank you kindly, friendo.

you ok there user?

I'm here

Nocturne confirmed beastmode on Ascension

Uh. You alright there bud

Claiming Ty Lee from Avatar the last airbender as my #1 waifu.

>your going to film it of course

Hsssss

You had too much drink there maki
I did~!

>edgeaculate
Why did I lose my shit? Is this new or copypasta?

Sometimes my penis makes me do strange things. That was one of them. For I am the schwanz king! ^,^

Ohhhhhh damn that sonds super good, I want some too!

I know I have, I just dont like sleeping all day, I am a weird one frenemy

oooooo!! are we making a movie??!?!?

Adorable.

This thread is the cringiest most embarrassing thing i've seen in awhile! I love it keep going!

Guys someone cuck me I need to see my waifu getting impregnated by another guy, or guys

>1off
I will be looking forward to discussing it with you! And looks don't deceive at all, where did you get that idea?

>edgeaculate
10/10

hahahaha who is your waifu I will step up to the task for I am the schwanz king!

Aww you're so cute when you're not rapey. I'll see you later then

>when your mother and son are fighting again.

This is a confusing family tree.

Oh FUCK I forgot I had a jolly rancher Popsicle in the freezer. Gonna have that shit after dinner

I return.

Nice quads but try me
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We're all weird here lol

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Peace guys see you in a few hours

Do your homework.

Well done.

P-please user-kun, I need it

Wait, so....he's...I'm....what?
>confused hands

You don't deserve to be rank 2 you swine. Saitama does

i look forward to that too!!
i dunno, just a crazy feeling i have!! :P

Does my luck continue

Welcome back Galko.

Aren't you compensating something with that big ass scythe?
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>dont worry you will be in it too

>kisses

I need the status of the GOOSE.

Oh yeah, Syndra's my mother. So, technically your grandma.

Respect your elders.

Yep.

Yo.

Hi Kyouko.

Half the fun of the show though is Saitama never getting the credit he's due.

Syndra doesn't look over a day old.
>confused hands

youtu.be/NMClR6U5JFA

ohhhhhh is it a action film?!?!?!

See you space cowboy

Rory claimed

>I insert the schwanz into the fantasy girlfriend's anus

hahahaha we are the lewding it up tiem oooohh yeeeeaaaahhh

>the butt, and the anus, is the thrusting into relentlessly
>the porweful ograsm happens

hahahaha you have been the pragnated the your boyfriend just stood and watched it is the fapping
>learns you can't get preggo from anal
>empties a can of prego onto the waifu
>humps her the right way until the fartilizasion happens

hahaha I am the schwanz king!

Why do you tink i tell people to kill themselves?

You guys are cringey af and probably smell like doritos and regret

I don't know about you guys but I like to fuck my gf while my waifu is watching

>you just literally described Sup Forums as a whole
Thank you good sir. We would not have noticed.

Heyo, Rory. How are ya?

'Cause you're a hot granny?

>Doritos
Why would anyone willingly eat rancid rat shit, anyways?

hahaha! the schwanz! it is erect!

>defecates insufferably
>orgrasms