Waifu claiming bread

Waifu claiming bread
>one claim per user
>insult
>discuss

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>that pic....
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kagami claimed
>megumin is a cute

Obligatory claim.

Asuka claim

Megumin claimed~

so i come back and see theres one of those autistic anons complaining
nice

>claiming yume

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>he links people to imgur
youtube.com/watch?v=3_vmOvfbg90

You were first this time!

Well wouldn't be the same without one once in a while, right?


>Kyouko claimed.

>Fubuki claimed

claimed

> Insulting weebs on Sup Forums
> implying most of the people her take this seriously

You realize 99% of waifu stuff if being done ironically right
Cringe has lost all meaning at a point Cringe is a reaction someone can not be cringey but continue using words you dont know as a insult

If I where the judgmental type id take you for a edgy underage teen leafy fan

Adding it here in the new one

Sandy Cheeks claimed

How is the update going megumin?

Just like every other day, am I right?

Rikka claimed

Milinda claim

no it would not

It gets pretty boring because they say the same shit kek

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So, since I just got here a little while ago, how is everyone?

Got 35 mins left~
Hello Mili~ How are you?

Back from the wank?

How much % suffering is it?

Top tier.

I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

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Scripts don't always work.
>H

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Just woke up from my nap, dying of heat. How are you?
ty

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Way more, thanks for asking.

>Kirino
You got banned? well, that sucks.
I'm curious here, user. When was the last time you were around here?
We probably have different timezones and that is why I can't quite remember you.

Oh, and I've been just doing some paperwork I had left for tomorrow.

>Almost a half minute between the first and second post.

It's autistic to run against myself, but thank you, Kyouko.

Claiming best waifu, all other waifus are trash :3c

Fuck off weebs Sup Forums is a place for intelligent discussion and debate not dumb memes and autism

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t-too much, past a percentage

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Claiming a shygirl in hopes that she turns me into a shygirl too

Just shrug em off and we keep on posting kek

Ohhhhhh its coming down were gonna get there soon!

I am alright Asuka I just want to know why you think Rei sucks so much?

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Wait! Is that guy with a penis.

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Hey Megumin. Im alright. Finally home from the torture that is drill... kek
How are you?

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YOOOLOOOOOOO####
PLAY MY GAME BLEAZE
SOURDO SPARDEE X----DD
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.renapps.spurdojump
EBIN!!!

Pretty good, just remember to go that extra mile in order to be copypasta worthy.

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Claimed

I'm here

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has it already been a month since your last drill?!?!?!
holy fuck....where does time go???

Fucking weeaboos

This is actually a really good claim, the two-time heavyweight champion of hope.

That's why it's the best waifu :p all the others here are just fat men pretending to be shy girls

Weebs should literally die

Ah, I hate when that happens ;~; I'm pretty good though
Well that's good, but I just think Rei sucks because she kinda, you know, lacks any human qualities and is quite literally soulless
Holy shit how long have you people been talking on these threads?

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It is a copy pasta but the guy who normally posted it on here had Sup Forums fucking ruined this site at the end

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I can't wait~!
Drill seems fun~
I'm great~! I bought DOOM and uncharted 4 today~

see
Also dont cut yourself on that edge

>Sup Forums
>a place for intelligent discussion and debate
>intelligent discussion
>mrw

Look, another thread of fat old men pretending to me 13 year old anime girls.
>Please kill yourselves

good to hear. I like rei, but I was sad when shinji molests her ;-;
Ignore the haters, and remember the fans! B|

Oh that one. I haven't seen that one in a while.

Sup Forums could do better than that.

Am I late?
>who wants a hug?

Fuck you retard end your pathetic life you insult to the human race I hope you are straggled to death with your own intestines as thats what weeb faggots like you deserve then again that may be to quick I hope its slow and painfull I hate you and your whole family if you have a loved one like a kid or a wife I hope they are killed in front of you aswell

It's the best claim! i'm just a little scared of these guys pretending to be girls all around me

Dio-sama...

You get used to it.

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Yeah. Time flies I guess... I never really realied how long I have been here...

>how long
Ive been here almost 3 months. There are quite a few who have been here longer than me...

Damn. Lucky you. That sounds super fun

Prinzz~ What's up?
>Explosive hugs

Also guys, remember this glorious pasta

Every thread is another mark. A mark that represents what social skills and self respect you have lost. I've lost count of all your marks, but I can assure (and you probably already know) that you're lost. I don't think you'll ever come back and I think at this point you're only running off steam, insanity, and delusions. I think you're just too prideful to quit posting so much so often, and too cowardly to actually end the life you know you wasted. I mean, Im rooting for your suicide. So get out there and actually do something to end the misery of the monotony that is your life's
:^)

youtube.com/watch?v=nNc3_q50I20

Moo
youtube.com/watch?v=CINopJp2R0U
How are you doing?
I want a tripple double extra king hug with cheese

>happy hugs
not too late
:^)

britfag still here edition claimed

I'm still kind of here.

Krupp steel best steel.

Its rare to see an user claiming to be a girl here.

Weapon's grade autism.

DOOM is super fun!
Didn't try Uncharted yet
>noticed
What's up?

*hugs*

I have returned with a rotisserie chicken. Also, new to being spiderman friend, go to a incest thread.

Doing anything right now?

No she does not, there are multiple times in the show where she shows emotion and human qualities.

Yay we in there

Captain! How have you been??

no :L but i won't mind i think it's funny :3 especially when their waifus are like 13

I'm good, thanks for asking
I've been skimming my waifu's manga and playing vidya
Been winning nearly every game I've played today and sipping on what was left of my mead from yesterday. Lazy day is best day

That's an original /waifu/ salt copypasta son

fucking drunk is up

Claiming imp D.va

Playing Cards against Humanity.

She literally has no human soul
Goddamn... I've been here for a day. I thought these were just one-off things when I would see them before

Fair enough, friendo.

Nice, might play some Halo soon.

Hope you're enjoying yourself.

this^

10 mins left~!
I wish I was

I need to be Hand-kun approved.

Now.

i got hand kun approved before you

Claimed

Oh but she does!

Stay on target megumin stay on target!

Sorry for the late reply, got side tracked a bit

Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs

> a tripple double extra king hug with cheese

Sachiiiiiii~
>tight hugs

Hey Onee-chan!
>sister hugs

>tight hugs

Hey Rikka! I've been fine, how are you?
>haply hugs

I wish I was drunk too but my friend hogged all the Sake that it was MY idea to buy

>not fat
>tfw