Be me

>Be me
>My mom texts me
>"Hey user I'm at the store would you like me to buy you anything to eat?"
>fuck yeah
>I text back
>"Could you pick me up some corn-dogs?"
>Autocorrect changes it to "Could you pick me up some condoms?"
What do I do now Sup Forums

you type " corn-dogs* "

Go find your cock

Nothing leave it as is, don't be a bitch OP.

Text this:

>small, lime flavour

this

Well the only thing I can think of is

"Never mind, don't pick them up, I just realized that I can't get pregnant when a dude is pounding my asshole"

Double down like a man and remind her to buy the "extra large", the ones with the elephant on the front.

YOU FUG THE MOM LOL

I would say something, but this isn't really that entertaining.

KEK

you fuck your mom with them. Obviously

Non-autistic people would just correct it.

I guess the only option for you would be to thank your mum and eat the condoms, pretending that they are corn-dogs, in an vain attempt to make it seem like your mother is at fault here.

Nigger.

TOP KEK

you reply with "oh god, damn autocorrect changed that. That should have said CUNT-RAGS"

Send another message asking for corn dogs also. If she doesn't bring condoms and corn dogs ask why not. Dammit mom I need the condoms and corn dogs for a science project.
Make shit up as you go.

Then say fuck
Cock-dogs*

screenshot or it didnt happen

This is the only way

This too

Then "this is getting silly. I mean, Corn-Holes"

Post pics, OP

master level craftsmanship

Tried typing sentence into my phone; no auto-correct occurred. Maybe OP is attempting humorous narrative play. Huzzah. I snickered, somewhere inside the deep hole of jaded nihilist depression that perpetually erodes my ability to find humor in life.

You should do this, though, if real.

Tell her you need them otherwise she's going to have inbred grandchildren

gimme dat screen shot nig

Plz Nuh Stahp