Be me

>be me
>be girl
>switch to new school
>make new friends & integrate nicely
>like two different guys throughout year but nothing really works out
>make really good guy friend
>we'll call him jerry
>tell jerry secrets and treat him as a female friend because i have none
>always sort of know jerry likes me but dont feel the same
>friends with his cousin too
>we'll call him 'mitchell'
>really tight with mitchell, loads of sexual tension
>i never really admitted to liking him but everyone knew we wanted to fuck each other
>school dance comes around
>get really drunk
>tell mitchell i like him a whole bunch and ask him to kiss me sometime
>takes care of me while im drunk the whole time, doesnt take advantage
>wake up to text from jerry saying he likes me
>decide to pretend like i never saw anything to avoid awkwardness
>he knows i want to smash his cousin
>even offers to help me with it
>get even closer with mitchell and kiss his cheek and cuddle and do couple things
>invite him over we finally kiss
>tell each other we like each other
>says im one of his favourite people
>says we're best friends
>say like a tard "lets keep things on the downlow"
>nothing happens and now hes awkward around me
>after the fist week things get back to normal
>flirt constantly
>wrestle and touch each other
>but refers to me as friend and doesnt come over when i ask
>shouldve gotten the hint
>keep wondering if hes going to kiss me
>jerry still hasnt said anything to me
>get really high with mitchell, jerry, and a couple more guys
>sitting on couch when i finally decide to grow a pair
>ask mitchell upstairs
>"why havent we done anything" i say
>"i think we should just go back to being friends"

cont.

>"i like you mitchell, why?"
>"i dont think i could do that to jerry, we're family"
>"im just trying to figure out if its actually jerry or if you just dont like me"
>"no its jerry"
>im quiet for a bit, feel like shit immediately
>mfw jerry cockblocked me
>"but im never going to like jerry like that. we're just friends"
>"i know but still"
>"we could just have something and not tell him"
>"i think we should go back downstairs now"
>nod and go back
>sit as far away as i can because i feel like shit
>mom comes and get me within 20 mins
>as soon as i get the text im out the door, barely say bye to everyone

im gonna see him tomorrow in class. he doenst just kiss anyone and hes really locked down too. hes not a fuckboy either. i know i fucked myself over by asking to go on the downlow but he has just gotten out of a relationship and i wanted to be cool. hes the only guy ive met that our weirdness fits together nicely. what should i do or say Sup Forums?

Tits or gtfo

you know the damn rules OP.
tits or get the fuck outta here

Shouldn't have led his cousin on. It's not that you're in the wrong for not getting with a guy that you don't like, but you're wrong for taking advantage of his friendship. Next time, distance yourself from people like that and it won't be an issue.

Yes, I understand your selfish reasons for wanting his company. The thing about not being a sociopath is understanding that your emotions are only half the story.

Take it from someone about 10 years older than you that's been all around both sides of the coin.

tits or gtfo

also

don't answer this grill until you see tits and a timestamp

told hos cousin from the get go that i didnt think of him more than a friend.

Have a deep and meaningful with Jerry. Tell him you don't like him, but you really love him as a friend and value him in your life. Buy him some vidya or something to cheer him up.

Doesn't matter. Seriously. Someone hung up for you always thinks they're just waiting for you to see how perfect they are. It's dumb and delusional, but it is what it is. Gotta distance.

yeah you're right, i think this may apply to me as well. i guess i got to be okay if mitchell doesnt like me.

ps a friend suggested that i ask mitchell what if he was in the same situation as jerry, would he like to be the reason that two people aren't together?

I actually hide this thread thanks OP pic

Speak with Jerry, say you dont like his ugly face and you want just to be friends. Take some time to him understand... Fuck Mitchell
And send tits with timestamp

tits or gtfo you attention whore

ITT: OP realizes she can't be a spoiled High School brat and get everything she wants.

oh noes girl doesn't get what she wants, ignoring Jerry all the while, boo hoo. Who cares you will get most guys all the way up until you are 35, old and used up, so don't let this little set back hamper you

you know the drill OP, we deserve a timestamp for hear that shit.

Tits or gtfo

>implying this isn't bait

i stopped reading after

>be girl

TITS or GTFO

You mexican scum OP. Scorts like you deserve to be rape by Henry.

Common OP, you dont need to show your face, just some tittys

Maybe tell jerry what a shithead he's being.

Maybe stop beeing so beta for fuck sake, i had this girl that liked me and i didn't like her back, but guess what, she kept persisting and i gave up, we fucked and had a relation ship for 1 year since it wasn't working out.

If you keep beeing persistent with that guy you like mike or wtf his name is. Then boom, you get some dick. And whenever you "Wrestle" maybe grab his dick. Go full out, stop beeing such a stupid cunt.

>>mom comes and get me within 20 mins
Underage b@

That you would even consider something like that is going to make Mitchel fucking hate your ass lmao.

Retarded slut bitch lol.

tits or gtfo

show us what you look like so we can accurately gauge the situation

This bitch will not show her tits
ABANDON THREAD

OP here.

put the >be girl so i didnt sound like a gay guy.

here

7.5/10, tits or gtfo

timestamp where?

i dont want to scare him away is the thing. i probably will do this to an extent though, just be sly about it and sprt of show him what hes missinng? the main problem is that he doesnt want to hurt jerry, i guess.

you're letting lust be a factor that could destroy a friendship between two friends. You should be thankful he even wants to still be your friend and not cut you off all together to be sure.

If I were you I would talk to "Jerry" and tell him you don't feel that way about him but the problem is having guy friends makes having boyfriends hard because realistically Jerry is friends with you but he wants to fuck you so he will disprove every boyfriend you ever have and lie to you and tell you you're dating a piece of shit. It wont be healthy.

My bases for this information was my last ex was in the same spot cept remove the whole cousin thing.

You look like a gay guy though

Killyourself please also tits or gtfo

Agree, solid 7.5. Qt.

Talk with Jerry, and quit trying to ruin the relationship between cousins you dipshit.

eyes + timestamp should be enough

most guys would cut me off i know so i guess i am thankful for that.

OP don't be a bad person just find someone else and let fucking Mitchell do his thing. you'll probably ditch him for Tyrone Giganigga in a few years anyhow.

Nice photoshop.

Be more agressive if u want the D

~end


or keep beeing a female cuck

Amen

Fuckin kek

who take the pic?

ya boy's gay homie
aint no man turning down a free succ.

>led his cousin on
No one fuckin promised jerry sex, and just because he wanted it doesn't mean he deserved it. His sexual frustration is his own damn problem, and OP shouldn't have to be responsible for amending that.

Mitchell is a fuckin' bro

Fuck them both as a power play.

not reading until tits and timestamp

thank you

also
medium to strong 7
just get him drunk n grab his dick yo. Once his dick realizes what it do there's no going back for our Mitchel

Tits with timestamp or gtfo

stfu you fucking 8th grader. jesus christ. this isnt an afterschool disney special god damn.

That's not how it works you fucking faggot newfag.

You know the rules. Tits or get the fuck out.

Anyways, good on mitchell, he values the code.

This is not just a bro code, or "bros before hoes" or whatever shit you think, this is family for him. Obviously he knows how much Jerry drools for you, and is infatuated with you, and Mitchell knows that betraying him would devastate him and it might ruin their relationship. Men have values and some won't compromise those values especially in the family.

So yeah, tits.

>wake up to a text
>decide to ignore it
>to avoid awkwardness
>tell the dude you like to shut the fuck up about your relationship
>it gets awkward and you don't know why
>he obviously doesn't like you anymore, since you're trying to over complicate things with your huge amounts of spaghetti
>you blame your friend for cock blocking you
>refusing to admit you have autism
>try to keep a relationship secret
>spaghetti levels only increase
This is why people hate women. You act like your decision making is law, until you regret your own stupid decisions, and then blame everyone else for your own retarded actions. Fucking kill yourself, you gutless sow.

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OP comes to Sup Forums for advice on pullin straight alphas

nah, i take the blame for this one, my dude. i regret it, and i know what i say isnt law, right now im just looking for advice to fix this cluster fuck ive made. straight up, i want to suck mitchell's dick.

Whats this guy said

kys white knight fags

Tell Jerry you value his friendship and leave Mitchell alone to prove it.


Ooooh so you don't care? Well option b would be drugging Mitchell and using his sperm to impregnate yourself and then force him to be with you or you'll say he raped you.

>be me
>be girl

lmao gtfo

What the fuck has happened to Sup Forums man? Why are you faggots giving advice? I have yet to see some tits plus a timestamp.

also this bitch is not a 7.5/10 she's maybe a 5.5/10.

>claps quietly

This. Very accurate.

This thread is the saddest excuse for social interaction I have ever seen.

You need to forget mitchell, if you have any humanity left in you. He won't feel right being in a relationship with you and it will upset your friend. Only a true piece of shit would pressure someone to violate the trust of their bro. Don't be that dude. Find someone else.

Maybe someday, they'll get over the awkwardness of the situation and be able to handle your autistic affection.

I mean this in the nicest way possible.

>option b
lmao AKA become a mega cunt that no one can stand to be near.

Terra?

No, Amber

>Jerry will lie to you about your future boyfriends
That's if he's as big a cunt as OP. Most male friends won't lie and will only try to dissuade you from going out with them because they know something is actually wrong with them. Male friends that are attracted to their female friends usually won't lie but will be overprotective and smother you. They do this because they care, more than the fact that they want to fuck you. Of course they're going to get jealous and upset if you desire someone else but remember, they're still your friend. They usually will care about you.

How I know this? Good guys finish last, and will be beta as fuck. It's the assholes that you can't trust, that you'll find more attractive anyways. Women always lust after what they know they can't have. This is why men look down on women. Women are literally retarded from birth, in this regard.

As far as men go, yeah, falling in love with a friend is also pretty retarded, but it can happen to anyone.

that's good advice but you know what, i just changed my mind because i'm really only after money and sex anyway. i'll ask them both if they want to pay me to be their fuck buddy. good idea, or what do you think? i saw a dual butt plug in the store some time ago and i always wanted to try it out, should be fun.

youre not wrong

my name is janette

ima gril btw

OP. if id have said "I want to be in a relationship with him because hes honestly one of the only people that i feel comfortable around and thats actually felt the same way about me as i do him" you wouldve called me controlling or like selfish bc of what i want.

It's Barb actually |:^3

Actually my names Andrea

no its actually amber.

Lol I was right

This is a fucking 7.5/10 to you? This?
Boy you americans have low standards