RUSSIA DISQUALIFIED

RUSSIA DISQUALIFIED
RUSSKEKS BTFO

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Suspended disqualification. Just means they're holding it over their head and that any more incidents will see them gone. Supposedly they're going to target English and Welsh fans tomorrow so that'll likely be the end of them.

>suspended

so it's just a threat?

retard

"Suspended disqualification"

Apparently that just means a warning and they'll only be DQ'd if they fight in a stadium again

>“In accordance with Article 20 of the Uefa Disciplinary Regulations this disqualification is suspended until the end of the tournament.
>“Such suspension will be lifted if incidents of a similar nature (crowd disturbances) happen inside the stadium at any of the remaining matches of the Russian team during the tournament.”
theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/14/russia-handed-suspended-euro-2016-disqualification-fined-150000-uefa

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Pretty much. They're disqualified from the tournament at the end of the tournament, but if they cause any more trouble the suspension will come into effect and they'll be gone.

Basically. Slap on the wrist and an explicit agreement that any further infractions will result in immediate disqualification.

So for all intents and purposes it's preparation for full disqualification, since there's no way to control the fans.

>suspended
>RUSSIA DISQUALIFIED
british """""""education""""""""

>Russian officials have played down the violence over the weekend in Marseille – and in some cases even praised the fans involved. One top football official said the hooligans had defended the country’s honour and should be forgiven, while a top law enforcement official suggested Europe was “too gay” to know what real men look like.


>Moscow football official to violent fans: well done lads, keep it up!
Read more
“I don’t see anything wrong with the fans fighting,” Igor Lebedev wrote on Twitter. “Quite the opposite, well done lads, keep it up!”

>Lebedev, who sits on the executive committee of the Russian football union, is an MP from the nationalist Liberal Democratic party and the deputy chairman of the Russian parliament.

theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/13/russia-officials-fan-violence-marseille-england

Why are Russians so based?

>suspended

Wow, is fucking nothing.

>cacaroach reading comprehension

Meaningless bluster from a toothless organisation.

>Britcucks in charge of making sense of words

It will happen though.

Russians have been shitting up Europe since 1945, I'm not surpised

Can someone help me understand this
Say 20 good ivans charge slovaks tomorrow, what's gonna happen? If our squad is disqualified, are they gonna award Slovakia and Wales 3 points? Is England gonna get cucked hard?

>act like violent retards
>get treated like violent retards

Pretty simple m8

daily reminder britbong hooligans got their ass kicked by 20 good slavs

Yes.

Why aren't England getting punished? They've been wrecking Marseille (as much as you can wreck a shithole) for days before the brave Russian lads turned up to stop them.

>are they gonna award Slovakia and Wales 3 points?
yes

even if that happened, england would still be able to qualify for the RO16 by being a top4 third-placed team

>Suspended

What did they mean by this

No one is going to be disqualified, it's all just UEFA bluff and wishful thinking on part of our ass ravaged bricuck friends here.

still don't seem fair to the ingerlish 2bh

>LOOK AT US CLASSIC BRITISH HOOLIGANS INGERLUND INGERLUND LISTEN TO OUR FAGGOT SONGS
>O-O-O-OW STOP IT BIG STRONG RUSSIANS, OW, OW!
>P-P-P-PPLEASE SUSPEND THOSE BIG STRONG RUSKIES, UEFA!!!!

Fucking HELL England you lot are a bunch of absolute crybaby pussies. I'm actually ashamed to be part of the Commonwealth.

Hope you stay cucked in the EU forever you fucking crybaby bitch faggots

Time to wear a russian jersey and start a fight shooting CYKA

>russia disqualified
no they're not
nice clickbait though senpai

rekt

>hurr durr we are hooligans
>real hardcore firms arrive and beat the shit out of pretender hooligans
>ban those meanies

i mean cmon man

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Genius

you can't dq a team for having stupid fans

based statsGOD

do it hahaha get these vodka niggers sent back to their vatnik shithole

>Pretend to be Russian
>Attack English fans
>Remove Vodka

well of course you can

>that clickbait tier headline

how the mighty have fallen

Awesome post, Mark. See you in the OGGB toilets next week!

I just honestly don't understand humanity anymore.

Common Russia, we already have the sandniggers, can't you just play nice?

I'd love to be friends with Russia but they always give a reason why not to.

And they wonder why we think so low of them..

HOLY FUCKING SHIT STATSGOD

Wait a second, why would a team get punished for something their fans did?

I doubt that mate

I'm pretty sure they will DQ you if Russians beat people up in a stadium again

However UEFA can only control what's going on in the stadium so if English and Russian fans fight in the street (which I'm sure they will do) then that won't mean anything

Only applies to behaviour in the grounds anyway.

I'd be more concerned how easy it was to bring flares and fireworks past security, wtf France, sort your shit out.

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couldn't handle the banter

BASED FUCKING STATSY

English teams were band from the European cup during the 80's for 5 years Because Liverpool fans chased Juventus fans into a corner and a wall fell on them.

I do agree 2bh, it's fucking pathetic how our media is portraying this as if the English haven't been destroying the town of Marseille for like a whole week

Fuck English pussies, these cunts need to stand the fuck up for themselves (I am English btw, not Scots or whatever, it's just my fellow countrymen are currently being fucking pussies)

this eurocup is the cup in which englel's hooligan myth was finally dispelled and destroyed.

They are old, fat, weak, can't fight and will cry for help as soon as things get tough. And their team is shit too

STATSAUTIST=GOD

>muh poor ukrain
Fuk u

Ben Rumsby
@ben_rumsby
>A UEFA emergency panel would decide on distribution of points in Group B if #RUS expelled.

>yfw England gets its points back

agree

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT.

How does he keep doing it?

to encourage their fans not to start shit inside the stadiums that could possibly disrupt the mtch this is usually how it's done desu

Statscunt is Mark Chapman.

Mark harboured a long-lasting desire to represent New Zealand in test cricket. He saw this as the only way to shed his disgusting Chinese status, and be accepted as a New Zealander. It was all he ever wanted.

He made it into the fringes of the Auckland team last season, which heightened his interest in test cricket and fuelled his aggressive passion for it. Unfortunately, he was never able to make it, and saw his dream of playing first class, and eventually test cricket dissipate right in his medium sized eyes.

In March, Mark was in India representing Hong Kong in the WT20. This is a crucial detail, and explains his absence from Sup Forums. It was here that he realized not only the power of T20 in its ability to unite the fractured Windies, but finally understood that T20 was the only way forward. Having seeing the pathetic way the #1 team retreated from the tournament, he understood what the true test of skill and ability really was.

In May 2016, statscunt rose from the Ashes. Gone was the strict adherence to only "real cricket" - in fact, real cricket had changed. No more was it the insipid format he now called boreblock - he had renounced that. From here on out, all that matters to Mark is the greatness of t20 and the opportunities it beholds.

im not really talking about ukrain

you guys are just so tsundere

Our StatsGOD, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name; Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in StatsHeaven. Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

Oh look it this post again. Can't wait for the aussies to circle jerk it.

Fairo, thanks for the answer

Hail StatsChrist, full of grace.
Our Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou among chinks,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,
Kane.
Holy StatsChrist, Mother of Kane,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.

HOLY SHIT

SOMEONE STOP HIM, THESE TRUTHBOMBS ARE TOO ELITE

no problem chum

>implying we aren't getting our points back and that the entire group isn't going to qualify after russia get inevitably DQed

confirmed for comfiest group stage ever

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KEK, where did all the poointed kuckdomers run off to you?

aww, did the mean statsGOD bully you?

poonited poorpettually poorplexed poofters on pooicde watch

russians are ice niggers. if they weren't white, they would 100% be looked at as refugee/dindu tier pieces of shit.

they shouldn't get a free pass because of the colour of their skin. they are barbarians.

>implying we won't lose to Wales and 1-1 with Slovak

>if they weren't white
They aren't white.

for this, I will literally DESTROY /bundes/ in the summer

>implying based 4 points wont be enough

we're limping on lads

Think of the women and children statsdeity!

And nothing of value was lost. go ahead.

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>Russians arnt white
this is an established fact lads

Why are they attacking God's Englishmen instead of dirty North Africans then?

We are going to do wales. based Dier is going to man mark the shit out of him, and we'll win 3-1. screencap this shit.

They just can't tell you apart at this point.

non-whites banding together

Do english miss Drink Water now?

STATS-FUCKING-HANDSOME!!

>"they were defending their countries honor"
still assmad over getting btfo in 1989 and 1991

hey statsy, love ya work x

No

>Engalel is going to fail to qualify a group that has a """"disqualified"""" team

>The suspension is based on fans' future behaviour.
>based on the fact that their fans are fucking psychopaths its safe to assume that Russia are no longer in the competition
>mfw England get automatic qualification after losing to Wales and Slovakia

careful freindo, they issue suspensions for this kind of beating

him being bale in case that wasn't painfully obvious

holy shit, based statsbro you fucking destroyed them lmao

why/how are you so based?

I don't even know who you are but I love you statsy

If England gets kicked out of the Euros will it increase support for Brexit?

Holy fuck.

>Wales wins tomorrow
>Ruskies chimp out in their game against the Slovaks
>9 points to Wales
>3 points to the Slovaks
>All the Slovaks have to do is draw Engerland, a completely possible outcome, and England is memed out

Holy shit

Republic WHEN?

really hope a few welsh llads will do us a solid and provoke them to lose their shit

love ya too sudan

Jesus christ lads, how can statslord KEEP dropping truthbombs like this, AGAIN and AGAIN

:3

I love everybody down there, you my friemd and the Aussies

*grabs ass*

Why is Russia even playing in the EUROS? It should be competing with other socialist shitholes like China and India.

PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE BASED STATSJESUS