Hey Sup Forums, I'm writing a resignation letter to present to my boss tomorrow, and I thought you guys might wanna help me. Roll dubs with your ideas and we'll see what kind of letter we're coming up with. Also noting that my own posts don't count, and that trips/quads/whatever will count as dubs for the letter. So here it is:
May 16, 2016 Dear Boss, It is with great [first dubs] that I hereby resign my position as [second dubs] due to [third dubs]. I hope you understand that I need [fourth dubs], and that all this company has ever offered was [fifth dubs]. Moreover, I have never [sixth dubs] and I will always [seventh dubs]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [eighth dubs], who I respect and admire. Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs]. Yours sincerely, user.
>tits always related
Kayden Reed
Happiness
Jason Hill
Tits
Parker Green
Herpes
Juan Watson
Relief
Nicholas Martin
great tits
Mason Watson
Audacity
Aiden Johnson
Hard-on
Mason Russell
cunty-ness
Thomas Thomas
Boner
Mason Richardson
Sorrow
Brayden Perry
Faggotry
Henry Wright
P.S. I took a shit in your lunch one day.
Hudson Robinson
OP here. I'll randomly post tits while we make the letter.
Alexander Wood
Erection
Caleb Peterson
Ass soreness
Grayson Cruz
Repentance
John Watson
pussiness
Julian Wood
Testicular Cancer
Kayden Thompson
Chlamydia
Christian Hall
niggers
Kevin Walker
Drug induced sexual tension
Ian Turner
Hardon
Matthew Ortiz
Anal disconfort
Camden Carter
WHITE POWER
Landon Carter
Diamond-dick
Austin Turner
Bill Cosby
Jackson Sanders
ey b0ss canahabe puussssi plz
Benjamin Gonzalez
curry niggers
Jeremiah Bailey
, but not so great sadness
Hunter Hernandez
reroll
Carson Long
Diarrea
Hudson Martinez
yeast
Adam Gutierrez
da boi
Landon Lopez
great
Anthony Ramirez
Opioid induced constipation
Carson Anderson
Rolling in a dubs disabled thread.
Tyler Brooks
Reroll
Justin Brown
Sadness
Ayden Reyes
nignog
Caleb Moore
its da boi
Nicholas Reyes
Winrar
Jayden Lee
winrar
Jose Butler
cheesy helmet
David Carter
Prostatic stimulationedness
Alexander Butler
Winrar
Liam Ortiz
kekk
Daniel Foster
Mexican stinky balls
Adam Thompson
Winrar 2
Jace Cox
The Original Poster
Aiden Robinson
KEK second dubs winrar
Julian Clark
Winrar! So...
May 16, 2016 Dear Boss, It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as [second dubs] due to [third dubs]. I hope you understand that I need [fourth dubs], and that all this company has ever offered was [fifth dubs]. Moreover, I have never [sixth dubs] and I will always [seventh dubs]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [eighth dubs], who I respect and admire. Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs]. Yours sincerely, user.
Please go on, Sup Forums!
Jordan King
Winrar 3
Joseph Sanchez
Dildo tester
Jaxson Flores
autistick nigger fagot roll
Isaac Evans
...
Ryan Davis
My balls stink
Ryder Murphy
Intense rectal dysfunction
Christian Ramirez
Winrar 5
Ian Morales
Winner
Justin Green
Felching
Xavier James
Roll for second dubs: Gimp
Cameron Diaz
guy fieri
Jayden Butler
Will OP record and post video of the handing in of said letter of resignation?
Leo Thomas
White boi dick
Austin Gray
Dick right in my ass
Jackson Evans
wasted
Matthew Evans
Fucking loathe you all
Lincoln Hughes
Now he will
Tyler Bell
Rape small animals.
Leo Hall
TRIPS CONFIRM OP RECORDING BOSSES REACTION
Jonathan White
Personal cock sucker
Hunter Thomas
Rerol
Jayden Allen
Trips has spoken, do as you are told
Jeremiah Hill
da boi OP
Carter Butler
fucking hate you (bosses name)
Hunter Brooks
Reroll
Zachary Hall
Reroll 2
Ryan Phillips
A storm of dubs appeared.
May 16, 2016 Dear Boss, It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as a cheesy helmet due to kekk. I hope you understand that I need an autistic nigger faggot, and that all this company has ever offered was my balls stink. Moreover, I have never [sixth dubs] and I will always [seventh dubs]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [eighth dubs], who I respect and admire. Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs]. Yours sincerely, user.
Ryan Bailey
yeet trips get
Christopher Gonzalez
Nigger
Cooper Scott
Hitler's perfect society.
Connor Bennett
love you too bb
Brody Robinson
I'll like cock for parting gift
Hudson Taylor
Sucked my own dick
Alexander Foster
Reroro
Owen Walker
adolf slither
Elijah Taylor
Reroll
Leo Martin
Fine. But then I'll have to get my boss to lunch outside of the building. We're not allowed cameras inside.
Jack James
had sex
Tyler Cooper
One roll to rule them all...
1. niggerdom 2. nigger 3. niggers 4. negros 5. niggers 6. niggered 7. spray cum on our products 8. bitches 9. fuck each other until you spontaneously combust.
Result:
>Dear Boss,
> It is with great niggerdom that I hereby resign my position as nigger due to niggers. I hope you understand that I need negros, and all that his company has ever offered was niggers.
>Moreover, I have never niggered, and I will always spray cum on our products. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with bitches, who I respect and admire.
>Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues fuck each other until you spontaneously combust.
>Yours faithfully,
>user
Ian Gomez
Hitler
Blake Price
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