Ate my girlfriends ass today, ask me whatever

Ate my girlfriends ass today, ask me whatever.

Did she like it? Was her azz clean?

Wanna eat mine next?

She really liked it actually. She cleaned it beforehand.

Nah

wat if i came to ur house n freakin nocked u out

can u help me with my dark souls dscm its not working

Then I guess I would be unconscious.

What's dscm? I dont go hardcore stat junky in Dark Souls, i mainly PvE.

it is so you can do online on pc, you might as well play offline if you don't have it

Also, it didnt taste like anything. Not sure how to explain it really, but I would have stopped if it tasted awful.

Do you get sick?

Coprophilic asked what shit actually tastes like.
"like what they ate but burnt"

How old are you two?

If by vomiting, no i didnt get sick. If i get a disease or some shit its too early to tell. 100% certain shes clean though so im not worried.

19 and 18

So op did ya stick your tounge in there?

I didnt notice any taste. Nothing.

My wife keeps her ass immaculate, I love eating it out

Nah, just licked it

Did it taste like pennies?

It was pretty hot doing it, and her actually being on board with it. 10/10 will eat again.

Hope you fucked that ass after eating it.

Lol nah didnt really notice a taste, a bit of sweat if anything.

did you get a little bit of poo in your mouth or on your teeth?

Sadly no, Id like to, but shes been tellin me she hasnt wanted to do that. Im betting that if shes okay with me eating her ass ill eventually get in there though.

In your opinion, which is the best Dark Souls game?

Obviosly not you eating ass not poop.

Nah fam

things that never happened

What did you think of Abyss Watchers?

I really like Dark Souls 3, way more than 2, probably just as much as 1. Id say 3 is my favorite though.

Whatever you say man

Keep up the good fight user! You shall have her ass.

Where you from, OP?

Also, try getting her to let you start with fingers. [;

First time i fought him, I killed his first phase and thought he was done, then he got back up. I started the second half with 1 estus and half health. Loved the fight.

How long have you been gay?

What is the texture most similar too? I've had mine eaten out multiple times and am tedious about being clean cause it bothers me but I'm too grossed out to go down on someone else.

I will suck someone's dick if it's been in there though if I know I'm clean

I already finger her ass lol. But nah, most ill give is Northeast US.

Why do you think Sup Forums is reddit?

ITT poo eating.

I guess since 5 hours ago

Same here. Wonder if licking the ass is a a regional thing. Bitches everywhere love it for sure.

Why do you think it isnt?

Michigan fag.

Best approximation is tight, soft skin.