Tell me why you didn't kill yourself today

Tell me why you didn't kill yourself today.

Game of Thrones was on

This.
And my roommate was coming home from weekend camping trip...I would've hated for her to be the one to find my body.

I have a new girlfriend and we're probably gonna fuck soon

cause I still love life and life still loves me and cause kill didnt come to myself today.

thought about it last night but for a stupid reason. stress from school but monday is my last day. so the thought of never getting to finish the semester that caused me so much stress when I was this close seemed fucked.

Guard capt woulda found me dead in the shack.
>pissed cause he would be tasked with my body cleanup
>people trying to get past my gate would be butthurt for me not letting them in to go home

Here's my day:
>Wake up from intense dreams
>Find that girlfriend is already up and making breakfast
>Eat omelettes
>Cuddle and have sex
>Shower
>Watch Totoro with girlfriend
>Run to grocer, pick weed up from brother, and stop at an antique shop
>Find a book of chants
>Google says it's from the 1820's
>Realize I can't read four-bar musical notation
>Get home
>Make steak
>Cuddle more
>Leave her house and go back to mine
>Spin some vinyl
>Get on Sup Forums
>See this faggot who should probably kill himself wondering why I haven't
>Summarize day

I have spent all day masterbating. I gave myself a beer and piss enema, the a piss enema. Practiced deapthroating a sausage with a condom on it. I have drank a shit ton of beer. I have still not cum.maybe after I cum.

Had to go to a friend's competition
I couldnt fail to him, he mah nigga

>mah nigga
You actually should have killed yourself.

Because I have to help my gf. She sprained or rolled her ankle and I have to run errands for her. I don't mind it. The tedium of it all keeps me busy. Not to mention I have her to anchor me here.

I just told you i couldnt do it today you moronic fuck

That's the best possible reason tbh
Oh fuck dude are you from the H? If so I know you

Goddam you sound like a faggot

I want to live to see the thousand year Reich.

I didn't kill myself cause i wanna give myself a false sense of happiness through the hopes that my youtube (surprisingly the only dumb fucking thing i have) continues to bring me the happiness it has so far. Other than that, nothing.

Im a pussy

had no time, had to go to funeral

What are your videos about lemmino?

I got drunk with friends

recently they have been shifting to more Sup Forums related stuff. but mainly satire and just weird shit i guess

I couldn't get out of bed

I still have hope that either my girlfriend will someday be sexually attracted to me again, or the person I've crushed on for the past 15 years will move back to town and realize that we were meant for each other.

Feels bad man

I was doing fine and than i saw this pic

if I don't take of my pets no one else will

I slept most of the day.

I've got a good couple of hours left. Think I can built up the fortitude to do it?

How many subscribers have you acquired?

3k

I wanted to play the binding of isaac... Tomorrow maybe i can find an off switch.

I almost did yesterday, but instead went to sleep and woke up this morning feeling better

Girlfriend and I have each other. Otherwise we would've killed ourselves.

i have 6 kittens to live for

i forgot

cute kittehs. take good care of them user, kittehs are what's keeping me from suicide as well.

I would, but my family and friends would suffer from depression.

i have things to live for

Don't have the drugs to comfortably do it. I want do it by mixing opiates with benzos and booze and peacefully go to sleep

take good care of them. love them, user

me too

>Stu it's 4 in the morning
>Why are you making chocolate pudding?

Who says I didn't. I'm in the afterlife motherfucker, living large. Internet here is hella good.

I took my meds

i forgot, thx m8

Waiting for my gas mask to come in the mail. Then renting a helium tank.

Can't decide whether to kill myself in the back of a u-haul or in a hotel room.

My nigga me too haha wow this is sad

...

...

tried before and im too scared... always
back out,
but today was the day...
was going too.
some chick got me thinking....
i'll wait it out, see what happens...

inb4 im a fag and a coward

Fuck off

Because my life is in an upswing right now
>qt3.14 gf
>fucked said gf yesterday
>overwatch comes out soon
>have money to buy overwatch

Because I love my life too much to do that