Post euro16 footballer's gf's/viwes and make sure they're cute

Post euro16 footballer's gf's/viwes and make sure they're cute

Vedran Corluka

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I think Neuer's wife is pretty cute

Got a Ukrainian look to her

jelly af desu

Schär's gf.

It makes my heart Ache how cute she is.

qt

but then again pelle is literally giroud-tier attractive

she looks like she's really kind and sweet

goddayum

how do you get a gf

hi how do i get gf

just b ur self

just be yourself bro's!

if you are ugly you need to get rich

post Ronaldo's GF

just be yourself

i mean kill yourself

>ywn be the ball he stops with his heroic chest

no homo

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Based Dembele

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oh my

she's fuckin adorable.

>foot tattoo

D R O P P E D

>but then again pelle is literally giroud-tier attractive

really? maybe i'm wrong, but could swear i see dudes that look just like him all the time. he's like the most generic southern european pleb i could think of.

Lloris's wife is pretty cute

Didn't know the average South-European was 1.95 m tall with god-tier hair genetics.

How do i get gf

Generic southern Europeans look nothing like this
. They're not usually that tall either, the Italians here are generally pretty short (although that could be a Sicilian thing, I guess).

1. Be attractive
2. If you can't be attractive, be rich
3. If you can't be rich or attractive, be insanely interesting/famous

Underrated post.

Courtois unironically shagged this one while she was De Bruyne's GF

subtract 20cm from his height and you get the average portuguese plebian.

jesus christ

>Generic southern Europeans look nothing like this
i live here you piece of shit and occasionally actually go outside.

>this message was sent from the United States of America

This is my jam. Cute girls > '''sexy sluts'' girls.

Good job Noya.

> Southern euros are tall

Really though

Neuer looks so good in a shirt man

based iberibro knows whats up

He should start in Belgium

but >muh fellaini and witsel
wilmots is clueless

oh my god think about the children these two ubermenschen are going to make. Young, rich, handsome, smart, succesful in life and a great spouse

i'm unemployed, havent shaved in a week and i'm on my third fappie today.

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Neuer is gay, everyone here knows it, she's pretty cute for a beard, though.

25inch.me
>>>>>>>>

too supermodel-y to be cute

Just b urself

Who else is gay out of that squad? Other than Low. I know Lahm had a lot of rumors about him.

Sup Forums - gossip

doesn't look that bad
and I'm 100% sure she has a phat ass

half the german national team has been declared gay so far lel

schweini, lahm, khedira, neuer.. it was even cited as one of the main reasons they became WC two years ago

What do people even base this on?

>believing she isn't a slut
You can tell she's one of those eastern euro sluts, you guys are funny deluding yourselves l

jealousy and outdated ideas of masculinity

This really scares me, I have very supple brown skin with no hair and defined facial features.

I am always afraid people are calling me effeminate or gay behind my back

ronaldo's harem

Stephen Ward of Ireland

J U S T
U
S
T

Blatter's whore

Does anyone have that webm of Lahm and Dzeko sliding together on the field?

The rumors don't come from nothing. There were stories coming out of the training camp about pairs of them always going off together and acting suspiciously.

The very definition of average. No features stand out, neither positively not negatively.

Hollywood has criminalized any form of innocent interaction between males, it's ridiculous.

>your only achievement in life is being financially dependent and the trophy wife of a rich football player
what's up with this WAG adoration?

Oh, found a video.
youtube.com/watch?v=Og45agQwaoU

They're usually nice to look at.

Many males would love to be a trophy husband for a successful MILF

>videogames and intellectual pursuits in your free time
>can actually protect your children from political drivel
>be the handyman around the house

kek'd

>videogames and intellectual pursuits in your free time
Until relation ends (=money runs out). Also, if males are the intellectual equivalents of WAGs, then I'm sure there won't be a lot of intellectiual pursuing of any sorts.
>can actually protect your children from political drivel
if you live in unstable countries like Sudan, this might be correct, but does not apply to Western countries
>be the handyman around the house
again, if the handymanness is on the same level as the WAG counterpart, don't expect too much fixing being done around the house.

Too bad that successful milfs very rarely want trophy husbands, and when they do they're even more disloyal to them than the average trophy wife's husband.
Successful milfs usually want either even more successful men, or womanizing leeches that can trick them and subdue them.

>Handsome
>Successful
>Qt wife
>Catholic
>His penalty box consists of half the pitch
>Started his own foundation for poor kids in the Ruhr region
Is there anything this man can't do? I'd let him fuck me no homo

Ecstatic and elated

Did you know that Griezmann is gay

Exactly, no woman wants a man that isn't more successful than she is unless you're an adonis of a man who can sexually satisfy her completely

Sup Forums is full of hypocrites who lie about wanting a nice wholesome girl, they idolize sluts and convince themselves they're not sluts because they dress is traditional kraut attire

>jaw stronger than my dick
>eastern euro
Fuck off m8 she's Germanic

oh my

Shut up Slav none of you are Germanic

I am saying she's not Slav you retard

Aussie said she's Ukrainian. Ukrainian girls don't have manjaws.

>Americans in charge of speaking their own language

she better be really good at sucking cock

>brown hair and eyes
we german now

nothing specially germanic about her she looks like an average european that just happens to be very adorable

>eastern european trash that think they're in any way Germanic

>tfw the german national team plays so good is because they all have sex with each other

>we german now
Like 40% of Germans have brown hair and eyes.

nice reading comprehension idiot

Not Euro 16, but mandatory

ahem. You said something?

t. Filthy slav

oof

WE WUZ GERMANS N SHIET

Yes, you people are pathetic
All your nations are so shit they desperately try to align themselves with Germany
Filthy eastern euro trash

Proud slav. I don't give a damn what some american mongrel thinks

Pathetic

Careful with that wifey my obese friend, or she may receive a good, hard punding from some real Slav muscles

t. mad turk

>Proud slav.

kek :DDD

why are you claiming to be slav
dude just fuck off you cant be

Nothing wrong with being a proud Slav, I just wanted to weed out this type of faggot They're very common on Sup Forums

I guess you can say thats quite a catch for Neur.

t. delusional slav

not my fault you're uneducated

>mfw my surname is Reichenberger

Dammit

THERE WAS FINGER PENETRATION INVOLVED WHAT THE FUCK

WE WUZ GERMANS N SHIET
LMAO
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