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*walks towards you suggestively*-edition

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How do I know if I'm gay or not

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Well, would you like to see my dick?

look up gay porn and see if you get turned on

you were right this edition is shit

if your dick twitches after seeing a guy, you're gay

if you like traps, youre gay

if you live in Texas or South Dakota, you're gay

Now I’m gonna’ give’a little sma…bullet point suggestion, the things you can do and the tips I can offer you to make your life feel a little bit more…robust. Part one: Stop jerking off. Part two: Get in a fist fight. Part three: Fist fight your Dad. Part four: Fist fight your Dad. Part Five: OxyContin 80s in your room for a month.

Trudeau is REALLY good looking. If I was a little more gay I would have a crush desu

Try sucking dick. After eight or so times, I decided it wasn't for me.

those mountains are full of hillfolk and meth and bears. the parts that are pretty are only accessible 4 months out of the year because the other 8 are winter. our winters get below 0 for months on end and we get feet of snow dumped on us. did i mention the meth? because people do meth here like people smoke weed in california, its not even a big deal anymore. oh and heroin is pretty big too. so is doing both at once and dying.

Is there a country more pathetic than Uzbeckistan?

California is double gay

just you for misspelling Uzbekistan

more like uzcuckistan amirite?

and arkansas
and connecticut
and north dakota

When I see trannies getting their salad tossed I get such a boner but when it's just two regular dudes being retards It's fucking gross. Trannies are not gay

Here my take on the whole college thing, when you get there, no matter where you go, OK?, it doesn’t matter, art school, big university, state school, ivy league, wherever; You’re going to be surrounded by casual pill takers, 420 tokers, people obsessed with drinking, people obsessed with preening and primping themselves. Generally a mega-assload of the lowest common denominator, OK? They’re all experiencing pure pain as they trudge through a black swamp of not wanting to be here.

Is tranny porn gay?

fite me bruh

>I make ebin meme posts about typos

what would happen if bunda was socialized? would republicans block it?

>only accessible 4 months out of the year because the other 8 are winter
You're talking to a Vermonter, wuss.
You didn't answer my question. Have you been to IL or WI?

t. a gay

Faggots

the line between straight and gay is somewhere around trannies fucking girls and girls fucking other girls with strapons

where that line is specifically is up to you

Maybe

And then someone in the group of girls knows one girl that had this happen to them. This is the story: I had sex last night and gotta tampon shoved into the back of my cervix because I forgot that I had a tampon before I had sex, and your dick acted like a muzzle loader and shoved a tampon to the top of my vagina. Why does every body know someone that that happened to? I know two different girls, and I’m just a normal old guy.

>When I see trannies getting their salad tossed I get such a boner but when it's just two regular dudes being retards It's fucking gross. Trannies are not gay

Friendly reminder from President-elect Trump

>vermont
>worse winters than ny
i doubt it. we get that lake effect. google syracuse retard i doubt any of your cities compare. and no i've never been to il or wi.

why do you want to stay in NE? just move to cali or colorado if you like the cold.

>tfw suicides increase this time of year
>tfw there will be even more dead faggots than normal after our guy Trump is officially elected

snib snab

Russia

I just got back after going out around 2 hours ago, what did I miss /cum/?

bule

This could have been a great gif without the cringey MAGA XD on the blanket
So tired of you fucking faggots shoehorning le god emperor into completely unrelated pictures and memes. I've seen so many good anime reaction pictures ruined by this garbage

>The ingenuity and adaptability of Homo sapiens has led to its becoming the most influential species on the Earth; it is currently deemed of least concern on the Red List of endangered species by the International Union for Conservation of Nature.[1]
>Modern humans (Homo sapiens, primarily ssp. Homo sapiens sapiens) are the only extant members of Hominina clade (or human clade), a branch of the taxonomical tribe Hominini belonging to the family of great apes. They are characterized by erect posture and bipedal locomotion; manual dexterity and increased tool use, compared to other animals; and a general trend toward larger, more complex brains and societies.[3][4]
>Humans are uniquely adept at utilizing systems of symbolic communication (such as language and art) for self-expression and the exchange of ideas, and for organizing themselves into purposeful groups. Humans create complex social structures composed of many cooperating and competing groups, from families and kinship networks to political states. Social interactions between humans have established an extremely wide variety of values,[9] social norms, and rituals, which together form the basis of human society. Curiosity and the human desire to understand and influence the environment and to explain and manipulate phenomena (or events) has provided the foundation for developing science, philosophy, mythology, religion, anthropology, and numerous other fields of knowledge.

its because you are driven by nature to want to compete with the tranny dick to be more masculine and impregnate that boipussy

it means youre an alpha straight guy

Care not do you for your fellow countrymen?!

>I love watching gay sex buy I'm not gay haha who Sup Forums here

sissy texans getting BTFO

Happily ever after?

I want a chubby gf.

Baja spread his cheeks for us

>I copy and paste wikipedia articles to defend my homosexuality

I don't think of faggots as people so no.

They are more like rats to me. Disgusting behavior and carriers of disease. I would not let one in my home.

Tell me about the most exciting fight you have ever seen on public transit

Is it normal wanting to fuck one of your aunts?
What about 2?

Just got REDPILLED

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*brrrt*

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we debated wheter fapping to trannies made you gay. some americans argued over which states have worse snow, people posted anime.

>blocks your magasan katana edge strike with bare hands
>redirect energy and embrace your hateful heart

computer girl a cute, but she'll never be better than Coconut

i was born without the incest filter desu. its weird as hell but i just ignored it. you'll be cool

are they hot

Glad I never had to deal with this feel because everyone in my family is revolting

I've never used public transportation

i want to fuck my cousin so its cool

Reminder that the only sissies in Texas came from the Californian migration

>hands in pockets
beta

This is my kitter.

One has a really thick lewd body and the other is well, tomboyish but the correct term would be "marimacha" over here, not sure how translate that.

So yes.

But one thing is your cousin and other is your aunt.
We all have one or two cousins we want to fuck.

cute ket

Cute

tell him I said hi

Missing out

>gonna hit 99 999.9km on my car soon
fuckin sick digits lads
will take pics

cute kot

>him

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>You'll never have fun making a children's show music number with your comrades on the Eastern Front

I had a cousin that was thick but we just kept our distance, some feelings just aren't meant to be acted upon.

>ASSUMING QIRZ GYNDYR

>i-its the californains that made us gay
sure you want to stick to that story, bud?

I think 'butch' is closest.

Sounds entirely normal desu. How old are they?

far left and far right 'muh safe space' people should get together and have children. they would either be normal or be the penultimate human being

Are erections supposed to hurt buds?

FUCK, I bought all this beer and I dont have a bottle opener

>Syracuse, NY: 117"/yr
>my town, VT: 124"/yr
And that's just snowfall.
>any of your cities
>...in Vermont
>never been to il or wi
You've also clearly never been to Vermont. Burlington, the closest thing to a city here, has fewer than 45k residents. The whole state's population is why do you want to stay in NE?
My wife's job.
>just move to cali
Another place you've clearly never been to.
>colorado
I'd love to.
>if you like the cold.
Both of those places are warmer than NE.

33 and 37.

Why are there so many Asians in Vancouver?

>My wife's job

use your teeth

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Sucking dick is not gay.

i live in cali. the only people that don't think its better than the NE are people who have never left the NE.

stop fapping so much and they'll be normal

simple: scared of the yen crashing many chinese who prospered under the recent economic boom buy up western properties to consolidate wealth into hard value, rather than the yen alone, which can crash

idk why vancouver

>when she sees a virginian

those children would shed their corporeal forms and transcend to the plane of pure ideology desu

try twisting the cap before you panic

>getting glass shards in the drink
we made tools for a reason

>Sup Forums right now

She makes more than I do, and my education/experience/skills are in higher demand and more easily transferable.

>my vagina when he lives on the east or west coast

here you go you whiny faggot

it says "for bottle openers" right on the cap

>when he's from fucking HENRICO COUNTY

>this is still going
Better than a dead thread I suppose...

>his
Stop confusing me

So the same thing we do every night.