Why don't you have a gf?

Why don't you have a gf?

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She left me

Their butts smell.

I wonder if that Eva Lovia thread is still going on/gif/

No money.

Still looking around for someone that doesn't have the personality of a cardboard like the girl in the image you posted, I've had a few girls who have nice asses or tits or face yet they way they act is the problem.

>"g"f
>posts a he-she

heh

Feminism? Pornography?

>he-she
> Eva Lovia
Mah man, for real?

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i-isn't that a p-penis?

Fat, ugly and completely incapable of social interaction.

It's some half spanish japanese porn star

my last two dates told me I'm a good guy and I'll find someone

its a long story

but long story short im autistic as fuck

Women are disgusting.

I'm an autistic 171 cm manlet

I don't know how to interact with people

These 2
>you are such a nice guy, why you dont have a gf?

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Are you a retard

Because the only people who've expressed interest in me in the last six months have been either fat, russian or male.

I have weird hobbies I can't show women. I collect knives and watch cartoons. I also hate wearing clothes around my house. I'm a 24 year old man.

I've wasted every chance I had out of autism

stop waiting for people to come up to you then because that's never gonna fucking happen

I'm too fat to get a gf

Me looking with anger and envy to the couple

Some guys just need to understand that girls are just not them to fuck

yet no matter what, it will work for anyone who he comes up to.

Too much of a weeb/Koreaboo, I guess. That and a shit ton of self-loathing.
>Of course, you'd hate yourself too if you were black and saw how everyone great every other race on the planet (especially the Koerans and the Japanese) is, while yours is nothing more than a laughing stock that refuses to fix itself or address its many problems

well yeah, it's the role of the man to woo the woman not the other way around

I honestly think it's easier to just lift until the people I naturally attract are of a better quality. Approaching girls is hard.

Im lazy and dont try

Nice hat dude

Women are succubi and just want to steal your man juice and money and zap you of creativity, humour and happiness all because of your need for that wet hole between their stupid fat legs.

>implying you don't want their warm holes

Staying single so I can slay european pussy - who the fuck needs a gf in (insert year here)

>Why were you born ugly?
>Why were you born dumb?
>Why were you born poor?
>Why do you have social anxiety?
>Why did you break up with all your gfs?
I ask the same everyday.

Because all the pure ones are gone.

the fuck is wrong with her jine-jine?

I'm a faggot and I don't trust women anyway

Too autist to understand basic social human interactions, the sad thing is I'm not bad looking nor fat.

Believe me you dont want a virgin looooool

painful, akward sex

No I don't believe you, you sound like a horny teenage retard.

Real sex is cumbersome and boring. I would rather masturbate any day.

>why is this so accurate?

>Because all the pure ones are gone.
wew

lel, k

if having to stop midway through having sex with a virgin because her pussy and hymen are too raw sounds like fun to you then go for it tiger.

Oh wait, you're an autist who browses Sup Forums.

You make it sound like virgins only have sex once.

Might get one, my birthday is next week, she's coming over to my place and then hang out with my friends.
Once, i alrealdy to her about my feelings and she respectfully declined. Time passes and after half year, we met again, we kiss, hold hands and cuddle. That was yesterday.
Sorry for blogposting

I'm talking about a long lasting relationship and not a one night stand.

>Why did you break up with all your gfs?
fuck you thats your fault lucky cunt

>You make it sound like virgins only have sex once

Seeking out a girlfriend is like intentionally infecting yourself with tapeworms.

A long lasting relationship with a prudish girl sounds like a variation of dante's inferno - you know, a twisted hellscape.

You sound like the type of guy who tells his friends that you are "saving your virginity until marriage" when you know quite well that you couldn't lose it even if you tried. Not fooling anyone

Your idealism is just plain retarded

>A long lasting relationship with a prudish girl sounds like a variation of dante's inferno - you know, a twisted hellscape.

He's a virgin lol

lower the expectations

Im too average
;_;

I'm not a lesbian)))

be my russian gf

Yeah at this point, probably.
I just know too many people that has been stuck in polygamy hell until getting divorced at 30 with children. I'd rather find a trustworthy partner.

Are you white?

>stuck in polygamy hell

You mean normal people who have had previous sexual experience? Jesus dude you are more pathetic than I originally presumed rofl

Dont forget to wear your fedora and tip m'lady on your way out now

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