Waifu claim thread

waifu claim thread

>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules

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youtube.com/watch?v=lbp9eZs6Ws0
youtube.com/watch?v=ZBA7iOgoGHo
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Megumin claimed~

Yes.
He's a deviant I tell you.

still here

and

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>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, we attention whore all night long

What about baseball? Would you do that one too if you could?

I just need to focus and with great friends like you Kud and megumin and the rest of the guys here I am gonna do just fine! I know it! I wanna join the anime club there, I will see how its like if its too much im just gonna leave it.

Rikka claimed

Canaan claimed.

I get the message
Ever thought about torrenting anime
Bakabt is pretty good if u dont get suspended like i did

Obligatory claim.

You'll be harassed and shipped soon. Trust me

I'm trying to remember your offer but I came up empty. I'm sorry senpai

Oh damn dude
Happy for ya. Remember us and hit some drifts for /waifu/

You and Shizuru?

I am but I can't spend money on games yet lol

Thought handy-dandy was with fran

How so?

Can't do that. Ears gets tired

Oh baby a triple.
I dunno, just been doing DS3 lately so I can catch up to Pointiff and SMEAR MY WEAPONS THROUGH YOUR FAace- I'm sorry, hype took me over. I've been studying and that's it, somewhat down, but nothing much tbh.
What ya listening to?

Animated Jackie Chan from Jackie Chan Animated cartoon claimed. He's ninja kicking all your waifus

Kyouko claimed.

>He's a deviant I tell you.
Calling the waifu police.

I keep stealing all the image limits.
Can I borrow that cup, Tomoko?

see

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op here
stop bitching and whining
read rules, said nothing against not posting images if lurking

Got to claim dat boi descending from goatse

Big Boss claimed

Real quick keep it in mind, poise here means jackshit

I love baseball, that's fine too. A major league pitcher went to the college I'm at right now too, one of the best apparently. Baseball is huge where I live.

Shiro get better taste in rap besides Kendrick and young thug those two are mah niggas

Have some nice waifu dreams I guess

Shit's always going down where I live. We have the meth lab fires occasionally but the gun violence is what scares me. I used to be good about walking the streets at night to get home but now I have to keep checking over my shoulder constantly. It's a large geographic area though so the violence has a low chance of impacting me.

Stay safe, man.

ok
not sure how thats going to work

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i know, if i die it was all for the ships

>SMEAR MY WEAPONS THROUGH YOUR FAace
YO WOT M8?
Just listening to this youtube.com/watch?v=cLoytewvn0g
And I'm going to bed now~ Good night~!

Goodnight /waifu/ Love you all

THese

Goodnight Megu!

>Kyouko

Here

>this trickle of customers is literally fucking my day
>clean one plate, orders roll in
>why is our dishwasher still broken you fucks
>hurry and replace the fucking hoses

Rory claimed

How brave or how provoke?
Provoke you to start shipping people.
Brave because once you start shipping, you ship all the things. Lol
>You and Shizuru?

You may have noticed that i -was- socializing. But before that i was lurking. That is why i used the picture at the start, and why in the post that i used the picture, i had linked a few posts from all over the thread.

Secondly, i disagree that lurking is not necessarily having people not know you're there. It's just not engaging in conversation. Not that that is particularly important.

All hail OP.
The supreme overlord.

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How about some of your hair then.

Goddamnit Megu, I'll miss you.
We love you too.

Night

>Shinoa

> NEW RULE: TRIPS KILLS YOUR WAIFU

Kendrick is the only from there I listen to frequently.

>Anime club
Had a interesting time at mine. Go for it man.

From all of those hot beats?

Goodnight boss

>Best idol claimed

good thing about being op, you get to become fuhrer
no

>Shiro

I agree

Rip Boss

i didnt intend on getting a haircut so no

What really? Thats super cool to hear! Its kind of the same way but with football around here. I use to play baseball a little bit but I stopped. I was a right fielder, I tried my best man.

Interesting time? Any stories friend? Oh and you like Kendrick Lamar? Hell yeah dude!

Who's footprints are these?

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Okay, I'll get some later.

Poise?

Hehe. You gon get raped

How tsundere of you

Hehe

It's not always beats. I enjoy classical music also

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Hot

See, you'd expect this kind of shit to not happen in that neighborhood seeing as it's mostly old people. But no, even here shit just explodes without warning I guess.

abc15.com/news/region-west-valley/surprise/surprise-fd-one-dead-in-hazardous-situation-at-home-explosions-reported
The fact that I could hear the thing explode from over a mile away should be a good indicator as to how bad the shit was though.

youtube.com/watch?v=lbp9eZs6Ws0

Miku claimed

My offer
>

Anyone down for some CS:Throw
>moka

fine by me
I dont want that

I have returned

>ordered a bag of dim sims from the lunchlady
>lunchlady gave me a bag with four instead of the usual three
>found a 20 dollar bill in my bag
>score of 98 percent in a test I didn't even study for

Today was a good day

I'm down but I'll be the one getting fucked lol. Lemme get my laptop on

Have you played any dark souls..?

It's cold out in the rain, Tomoko.
Come inside.

alice claimed

god dammit. you beat me too her

But your always cold
Shinoa?
Do i have u added
/ridetheflame
>moka

just found this when watching k-on
i like kawaii stuff

>Shiro

Nothing to green text about but meeting such a wide variety of weebs was fun. Broke me out of my shell Freshman year too

>Also liking Kendrick
This guy knows what's up.

Oooh a little Beethoven huh?

I am inside though

claimed

>I tried my best man
I'm sure you did!
I played a little baseball when I was younger but I never really got into sports until high school, at which point I was already too old to start playing most sports. Maybe that's why I want to coach so much.

>One dead in surprise house explosion

I was so confused until I read that the name of the town is Surprise. That shit will always rattle you, but unfortunately it's a part of life.

You ever heard of a music producer that goes by the name Hiroyuki ODA?
>Started playing KS after years of people telling me it's a good VN
>Get on fucking Emi's route
>I fucked up somewhere but I dunno where
Good taste in waifus btw.
K-On is a good series to binge watch when you feel really depressed. Cheers me up every time I watch it because of how cute and goofy it is.

Shush moka, It's a nice cold!
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that's honestly one of the big reasons im watching it now


>Shiro

>frostbite on your dick
I aint done for that
>moka

go on use your words

GJ-Bu is another anime good for this kind of thing. Just a suggestion.

>Kud

Sounds like it.
Uplifting anime = Anything where the characters kick all the asses. Or Kiniro Mosaic.

Noone ever got frostbite! That's a blatant attack on my.....words!
Who needs words when I can just be near you~

Best yuru, claimed.

Best girlie claimed! How is everyone?

Thats good to know it wasnt cringy or anything that was the worry I was having to be honest

You couldnt start playing sports in high school?

I mean shes an ice queen
She drips icicles
You gonna get a frostbit dick

Whos playing CSCThrow with me

waifu claim thread: time has slowed down edition
if only my love was here... (in pic)

>Shiro

It's an emotion thing! Love makes her warm!

It'll happen sooner or later

Lol nope

Dude I can't my fucking charger. This is the one time I need my charger and it isn't here! Was waiting for steam to open and it said battery 11% then died on me. I'm not kidding

Him, Vivaldi, Mozart, Bach, and whatever is on the classicsl radio station

Good. Saw two movies and thought it was great. You, Dr. Pepper?

Am sad

Noice! I just finished rewatching Airplane! with a friend. What did you see?

what
later is preferable

how did the dr pepper venture go?

...I still love you.

I hear ya. End of semester got you down too?
Someone's garage exploded in a neighborhood near my apartment this evening.

Other than that, I'm alright I guess.
I know that feeling. Pretty sure Tsuyu went to bed, so I'm just here all lonely and shit.

I went to a high school with a high standard for athletes. We won a state championship the year I got there. I made the football team because I was a big guy, but most of the guys there had already been playing for most of their lives. It just wasn't a good fit for a person new o it all.

We're going to have a baby together
>Right, Tomoko?

Lucky day today. I am, however, more interested in your day.

>I don't

Fuckin' great. Got the drink of the intellectuals in my hand now.

Dude. What? How?

Pretty much the same ol' same ol'. Hung out around the house, besides leaving to get some more Dr. Pep. Lucky how?

>Kurisu

eh, i suppose it's indirectly making me feel down. now i have to deal with the fact that i'm an ultra neet for 2.5 months (file name 100% related)
i'm here for ya if you're lonely though

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBA7iOgoGHo

Summer job?
>moka

>Best Yuru
But that's not Sakurako

Chill as can be, how about you?

Nah it wasn't too bad, guess it just depends on the luck of the draw.

Well aren't you just a refined gentleman kek.

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Read this

Dude I am so sorry. I can give you my I'd if you want and we'll play tomorrow

Civil wat and jungle book. What's your movie about besides being on am airplane?

>later
Oh my

I'm really sorry. I didn't hear anything about souls till a meme about it in 2013

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That's actually better than the actual Batman vs Superman.

Oh okay then it makes sense when you explain it to me I am sorry to hear that you couldnt play the sports you wanted good friend. In high school I was more of a video editor guy not an athlete I filmed the athletes and made ads for them

>Use your words

No senpai you must notice me
/ridetheflame
>moka