Cringe things u used to do when teen
14yo
>got sucked by a vacuum cleaner
>tried to fuck a glass full of water/milk
>milked myself
>fucked homemade pussy made of rubber glove and sponges
>fucked toys i used to play with
>oiled myself with cooking oil
>mashed my balls to table trying to cum
>watching porn for the half of day trying to make myself cum without touch
>tried to fuck various things
>fapped when shitting on toilet
OC me 1 year ago
Didn't do too much cringy stuff personally, was just a general loser like I assume most of Sup Forums is/was
I wish I could be an angle
thats a pretty acute angle
This
Hard to be cringey when you don't talk or interact with a whole lot of other people
I used to pee on myself over the toiler when I was 10/11yo.
I got undressed regularly and walked to the end of my street after midnight, and then took off my undies at the schoolyard and ran around buck naked for hours
Let my gay friend fuck me in the ass when I was 15yo, and he made me suck his cock. I really didn't like any of that much and wasn't attracted to him but I let him do sex things to me anyway
That's not cringe anonymous
Only recently have I come to terms to my edgy life. You merely adopted cringe. I was born in it.
>tried to get a girl by telling her I would "hack" her and tell her everything I uncovered of her
Damn that made me hard and I'm straight. I'd like to do the same to you, it'll be like old times, pal.
Thought it would count as cringe due to the first half
Reminds me of some kid who told me on AIM that he had my "internet frequency" a long time ago. Good times!
I'm flattered, but I've had my fill of cock, thanks anwyay.
well were you legit trying to be nice or were you trying to hit on her?
I mean, it is her birthday so it's not totally random.
straight out of the other cringe thread
For you
this isn't the worse user you should feel good
That was in jr high btw. Also around that time
>Watch hours a day jacking off
>hentai and animal porn
>Read furry comics
>Play porn games
Literally hours a day for a few years and the irony is I can't last more than a minute having sex.
> be me
> followed some Cuban chick around for a year
> obviously wants me to go away
> message not received
> begins to tolerate me
> says I'm like her brother at one point
> obviously wants me to not hang out with her
> force awkward hangouts
> go out to restaurants. I always pay
> everyone knows I like her
> if she didn't know. Then she was pretty retarded
> Some bitch tells her I'm in love with her
> prettyfuckingaccurate.jpeg
> blessing in disguise
> talks behind by back (no fucking shit)
> bro tells me
> say "fuck her"
> slowly stop talking to her
> gain self respect
> realize I was a massive pussy
> haven't talked to her in years
> the end
dude...
In 10th grade I had a huge crush on a chick. We talked all the time and things almost progressed into a relationship but I took to long because I was beta as fuck back then and she lost interest. It drove me crazy because I didn't know why she dropped me.
> would literally wait up for hours for her to log onto Myspace just to try and talk to her.
> had one of her friends talk to her multiple times and ask if he still liked me (hint, she didn't)
>wrote her a note explaining how I felt and asking her to date me, more than once
>kept calling her house after she didn't like me anymore and genuinely believed she suddenly was never home, so would fucking call back
>looked for any excuse to talk to, look at or walk by her.
>would have dreams about winning her back
Looking back she obviously lost interest and I just couldn't see it. She was intensely beautiful and out of my league so it made it way worse on me. I thought if I could just talk to her one more time and explain things just right, she would love me. It makes me cringe so hard thinking about how creepy and pathetic I must have seemed to her. I see her every once and I while in town and I still can't look her in the eye because I'm so embarrassed. That was 10 years ago. I don't have any feelings anymore but that shit really fucked me up back then..
Wow, didn't see this when I posted mine. Sorry Sup Forumsro, shit sucks.
Oh and back in elementary school I would run into people during recess, fall, and then blame them because it's just a prank bruh. That kind of humor carried over way into high school.
Part 2: The Faggotry
> be me
> be kissless virgin still
> kind of beta, but not as much
> a girl pays attention to me for once in my miserable life
> 4/10 at best, but she seems cool and not crazy
>I was so wrong
> since the moment I started talking to her she was obviously an attention seeker
> Complains to me about a variety of things
> "I'm homeless"
> "Oh that sucks I'm so sorry"
> blah blah blah
> it's bullshit, but that comes in later
> one day she calls me cute
> wut.jpg
> I'm scared this has never happened to me before what do I do?
> before I started talking to her I came to a consensus that I'm gonna give up the relationship seeking
> it's never worked and I didn't want to re-live another Cuban incident
Cont.
> tell her "I've been friendzoned a lot"
> I'm self aware of the effects of this phrase. It's the ultimate turn off
> she doesn't budge and continues to call me cute
> I call her cute
> call each other cute for a while
> at this point. My sanity is gone and I'm in love
> A girl is finally paying attention to me
> Confess
> Big warning sign here
> She makes me essentially half beg to be in a relationship with her
> while convincing her I'm into her, and I'm not going to use her
> She agrees to try something
> The nightmare begins
> Over the course of the next few weeks, I'm still at college btw, we do cutesy cringey shit
> "I miss you"
> "I wish you were here"
> I'm a math guy so I made some cringey love equation.... jesus
Cont.
Pls stop
> While at college more warning signs
> her getting upset with me for no reason
> she claims mental illness, but she's fine
> doesn't talk to me for a day for no reason (we were texting hourly)
> Get home
> plan date
> awkward as shit, but she's nice in person
> constantly plays the victim in regards to her mother
> "my mom hates me"
> "my mom this my mom that"
> blah blah blah
> feel bad
> also she constantly is with her recent ex
> sending me snaps of him and her
> makes me jealous.
> tell her
> she continues to do it
> when she gets "kicked out" she goes to her ex
Cont.
Alpha tip: you want to get laid? Ask it, not directly, but with elegance: girl must notice it. Then she will agree or disagree phisically e.g. try a hand just over the knee
No. I have to get this out
That's creepy and fucking weird. You don't do that to any random girl. If you can't tell if a girl is into you, you don't deserve to get laid.
I used to be a brony.
I spent my high school days being a brony.
I mean I didn't like tell people or wear pony shit. I just liked watching the show.
And RPing. ERPing. RP fucking basically.
Damn that was a fucked part of my life, fuck I wish I could go back and change it all... god damn, I can't believe I let those years go to waste. Now I got college I guess, but I need to lose all of this weight first and learn how to not be an autistic fuckwit, but tbh it's probably too late.
>> when she gets "kicked out" she goes to her ex
Hope you ditched her at that point
This.
I was too busy avoiding people to do cringeworthy stuff. To be fair, even when around people, I'm pretty well adjusted. I just can't maintain relationships.
Everyone is a loser in their own way.
>Summer goes by of her playing the victim
>make out with her
> things are looking up despite her constant insecurities
> go on vacation
> last day I get a text "I think it'd be better if we stayed friends"
> totally expected this
> for the next week I basically beg her to stay with me
> Hang out with her
> she tells me she loves me
> kisses me at her house
> tells me we're only friends
> what
> get pissed and tell her off
> feel bad.
> she plays the victim
> "you never hang out with me anymore"
> "you never texted me good morning every day like a good bf" I did most of the time when I wasn't working my shitty 40 hour a week job
> feel bad. Apologize
> admit that I'm the bad guy
> don't talk to get for a week
> think "hey I.should text her to hang out"
> text her
> she says "hmmm"
> really? After playing the victim for two weeks I get a hmmm???
> don't talk to her. Phone gets wet and dies
> forget I texted her to hang out
Conclusion in next post
>be me in middle school
>talking to cute girl i like on AIM
>want her to think im really cool edgy and dark cause girls like that right?
>where playing would you rather over aim
>wanting to show her my edgy persona i ask if she would rather kill someone with a knife or a gun
>"uh...idk. gun i guess...what about you? haha..."
>"oh, you a gun is cool and all cause its quick but i'd chose a knife because its way more personal..."
>girl gets weirded the fuck out
god i was such a fag
Im in the same boat as you, Sup Forumsro. I was an autistic faggot for like 3 years and it killed my social life. I'm rebuilding in college but highschool was a train wreck.
fucking kill yourself
I did the same when i was 15.
Except for the furry shit
Yeah, and I also took Vyavanse (ADD meds) which basically destroyed/messed up my personality. I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm basically rebuilding myself from the start and it's horrible.
I'm glad someone was in a similar position though, helps a little that I'm not the only one.
>naruto run to the lunchroom every day
>ask for ramen everyday even though they dont sell it
>tell everyone i meet i'm going to be the next hokage
> I get a message from her on kik on my backup phone
> you never ask me to hang out
> I still don't remember I asked her a few days prior
> But I get super pissed because I'm tired of her bitching
> send her a few paragraphs about why I'm tired of her bs
> she says some whiny bullshit "Oh well I guess I'll stop taking to you to save you from further harassment"
> GOOD
> go to work next day to work last shift
> entire shift she doesn't show up to annoy me
> I work overtime. She shows up. FUCK ME
> she has this shit eating grin
> tell her she used me.
> we argue for 30 minutes. I finally force an apology out of her
> she drives me home
> I say goodbye
> see pic related the next day
> Get uber pissed
> go on two hour bike ride to cool off
> text her
> she acts nonchalant
> I'm done
> Delete all social media associated with her
> the end
... holy shit nigger.
Just those three lines...
D...did you actually do this?
This is the reason I am glad I am introverted, so no one could see my cringe.
THESE ARE NOT GOOD STOP
I eventually messaged her a few months ago. I forgave her for what happened and she seemed genuinely apologetic, but I couldn't handle her trying to be friends again so I blocked her.
when i was 8 i let my dog lick peanut butter off my nuts.
I don't care I got it out. I'm good now. You can suffer
wow, that climax had me on the edge of my seat.
*slow clap*
>say believe it at the end of every sentence
>meditate to cleanse my chakra during break
>tried to thousand-years-of-pain my best friend
Did you really act as if you were stuttering over FUCKING TEXT?
are you fucking autistic or what you stupid gook
I used to grab the attention of as many people as I possibly could, tell the worst joke possible then exaggerate my laugh and snort, if people continued looking I'd threaten to go super saiyan.
I did this to the point everyone was convinced I had mental problems, I just found peoples reactions fucking hilarious and turned out entirely normal, I shoot kids for uncle sammy now AHAHAHAH *SNORT*
Got what out? You let a fat crazy bitch take emotional advantage of you for the longest time? And didn't do anything to stand up for yourself except for always going back into the situation somehow? I don't understand what the point was.
How old were you friend?
y-you too...
Well if I'm being totally honest. I asked her to hang out again. Realized I was being a fucking beta and looked at myself. Stopped. Then deleted all social media associated with her.
...
Every time I get it out. The cringe gets a little more bearable.
Dude, you need to have more respect for yourself. Don't go back into that situation.
I had a shitty slow rotten ass honda moped that i drove to school.
I was laughed at because i had to run start it.
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Here is my story, was I beta or alpha? You Sup Forums the judge.
>be me, years ago
>in semi decent private school
>notverystuckupschool.com
>I am junior
>just another kid
>there is this one senior girl
>she is a fuckin 10/10
>turns heads on the playground
>we walk back to class from recess
>walking in single line
>privateschoolrules.net
>some seniors are prefects
>think hall monitors/snitch
>she is one
>standing in hallway making sure we are in line
>we approach this beacon of beauty, about to walk past her
>from behind my friend dares me
>"touch her butt" huehuehue
>typical preteen boy jokes
>I am young and ignorant
>as I walk by I firmly place my hand on her right butt
>sosoftsowarm.jpg
>se gives a little jump and tiny yelp
>she swings around and gives me a suprised look and smile
>not in a flirty way, just in a "oh what a little rascal you are, lol" kind of way
>my friend witnessed
>most of the kids behind me witnessed
>she just turns around again and shush everyone
>no harm done
>except....
>In the eyes of my fellow pre pubescent class mates
>I get mocked, made fun off and ridiculed
>I am the loser that touched her butt
nigger
I talked to people on teen chats when I was around 14-18 and actually think I was talking to girls my age.
Alpha but still cringe
I haven't. It's been a year, and I haven't gotten remotely close to that level of cringe. It will never happen again.
Please stop. This is making me physically ill.
>fapped when shitting on toilet
I did this when i was 12 or so. Seemed right even at that age.
hey man its not too late if you realized your own cringe youre on the right path.
>Be me
> 24yo college dropout
> live at home with mom
> dad died in Iraq so she's just happy to have a man at home, doesn't bug me to get a job etc.
> meet QT3.14 hs freshmen at McDonalds
> I had a 20 piece mcnugget, she had a 20 piece mcnugget.
> sits next to me
>ofukofukofukofuk
> she says "hey we're twins"
> me: "no we're not I'm an only child
> her: no Cuz of the nuggets silly!
> she's the hottest girl I've ever seen so I try to think of something cool to say
> me: yeah I love nugs Dawgs, you can just call me the nuggetater
>nuggetater..
> I really said that
Cont?
>high school
>bleached my hair, had long emo bangs like a faggot
>dressed in dark colors
>thought i was the shit
>people ended up avoiding me instead cause i looked scary
>have crush on a girl
>tried getting close to her, join clubs she was in, helped out and did other gay shit
>christmas season comes along
>go to her house on christmas eve to drop off a present with my love confession stuffed inside
>shes not home, her grandma is, awkwardly tell her that the gift is for her grand daughter, granny doesn't speak much english
>following week at school, girl talks to me alone and tells me to fuck off and never attempt anything like that again, she doesn't like me.
That's about it, I didn't really do much cringy shit as a teen.
They were envious.
I used to like the type of quotes that said things like: "I'm not weird I'm special addition"
Special little snowflake shit like that
I used to be someone I'd beat the shit out of
How were you a loser for that?
hey guys im a young teenage boy but i have the raspy voice of a middle aged smoker! believe it!
so dumb.
>"xD, :3"
>Never talked to girl I like in person
>Try talking to her on facebook
>She clearly likes me back but too scared to do anything
>Write in her senior yearbook that I've always liked her
>Few days later I fuck her friend.
I was only cringe around that one girl, but could talk to others so easily.
I used to do that too. A turning point came form me when I took a shit, had my fap, and ejaculated over this massive log I dropped, as I looked down between my legs I saw my cum resting half on the shit and half in the water. Somehow it felt to me like I was being disrespectful to my cum, it felt wrong. So from there I decided to separate the too activities.
Y would you do this.
Kek
fucking moralfags
When I was a kid I used to hint for things instead of asking for them. It was so obvious is makes me want to sink into the ground until I reach the core of the earth.
>be me, 6 or 7
>go over to babysitter's house
>see cool flashlight
>"wow, I wish I had a super cool flashlight like that!"
>mope around half saddened as if the only thing that could fix my broken life is that flashlight
>"here, user, why don't you take it?!"
>"Thanks!", immediately perk up, run off holding it
It was shit like that all the time, from random objects people had, what I wanted to eat, things at the store, presents I hoped to get. I hate myself.
>High school freshman
>You are 24 years old
STOP STOP STOP ABORT RIGHT NOW
I do not know, maybe jealously? At the time I just did it because it was a dare, did not even realise it was pretty badass to do it for a kid
oh...fucking lost
>be me
>barefoot
>go to exit the front door
>front door swings open before I can open it myself
>smashes by big toe
>big toe nail is literally jabbed inside of my skin
>I'm screaming and freaking out
>have to go to hospital
>they have to numb my foot and pull my toenail out with a pair of tweezers
>it's way more personal
go onnnnnnnnnnnnn
kek
Alpha af
pls do it boi
Fucking kill me
> be me
> middle school, 3 years ago
> chick i sort of liked
> was 4/10 but 7/10 in my eyes
> shes pretty fucking fat
> noticed that she was literally making me seem low to every other girl
> dump her
> meet this girl online after a year, literal 10/10
> we end up sexting
> a year later I figured out I was catfished
> it was the fat chick
> came to school
> punch her in the mouth
> get suspended for a month.
At least I wasn't a beta cuck.
> she does an awkward laugh and continues to eat nugs.
> I keep trying to spark up conversation but all attempts fail
> notice her sweater has her school mascot on it, it's not too far from my house.
She leaves...
> I feel so weak, she's the prettiest girl that ever talked to me
> as she's leaving she says it was nice meeting me to be polite
> To which I respond: Nug ya later.
> Nug ya later
> nug ya later
> I really said that
> immediately begin to hate myself
But wait!
> she genuinely laughs, tells me I'm funny, then leaves.
> this is the most time I've ever spent with a girl. At that moment I knew I'd Make her mine, no matter the cost...
> I began walking to her school every morning hoping to see her on the way there, create a casual "whoops we bumped into eachother" scenario.
> I did this for a week straight..my
Continue????
You may judge me harsh user, but I cannot fight this feeling from within. My cum is special to me, I since have started to buy nice handkerchiefs to ejaculate on, but only once then throw it away, not going to let my cum be siting on some second hand jizz rag.
Seems like you just ended up having a crush on a massive cunt
How I typed and what I said on Facebook/Myspace. Holy shit it was bad, I started just going back deleting everything.
You did the right thing.
>middle school
>3 years ago
You're not a smart boy, are you?
YES !
lel do
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