Decide to go visit Canada

>decide to go visit Canada
>arrive
>can't even tell the difference between it and the US

Remind again why that "country" exists?

To keep your ass eternally fractured.

Sounds like a waste of your time t b h

Go to Quebec, then

Profites-bien et n'oublie pas de sucer leur bites hon hon hon

It doesn't take any time at all, I just live my life and it happens by proxy.

That so?

you didn't notice the dramatically cleaner cities, lack of crime, better standard of living, lack of fatties and a general lack of that trashy american population that makes up half your cities?

don't get me wrong america is a great place but wow everything from las vegas to florida is a serious downgrade from canada. northwest and northeast are nice though.

>all of usa is downgrade compared to Canada

>forgets that Quebec is canadian

>Come from a country which is an ex-British colony
>Go to another country literally just beside you which is also an ex-British colony
>WOW WE ARE ALMOST THE SAME I CAN'T EVEN TELL A DIFFERENCE


You are so fucking retarded. Of course on the surface there is no palpable difference. We are essentially the same people.


>Remind again why that "country" exists?
You decided to become edgy Republicans and we decided you were fucking retards for doing so we distanced ourselves from you and stayed with our superior Monarchical system

You were born out of a treasonous terrorist insurrection. You can't look down on anyone's claim to being a "country".

Nice bait, m8.

Too bad your country is a joke. Make Quebec free and the rest of your provinces shall be ceded to China

Canada is an anti-country, a nation with no identity created by the British and French in order to piss off Americans.

quebec is goat tier and culturally much more distinct than anywhere else in non-latin north america.

lol calm down

>b8

Literally not. I like Modern America, I really do. We are best allies

But Revolutionary America can absolutely get fucked. If not for your pathetic """revolution""" we would be one country right now

our identity has consistently been pretending we are the good guys, peacekeepers and so-on who bring order and stability and goodness to places like the balkans and shit.

you have not heard canadian propaganda until you've been here and read all this bragging about how we are a shining example that does good, while shitting on america for waging wars.

It's a crime that face belongs to that ass

We used to be a proud nation with a ton of identity

But then the Liberals decided being proud of our country and heritage was racist so all that was scrapped in the favour of soulless multiculturalism and fake national "identity"

Literally because of the Monarchy.

Also this, although we still have Alaska.

Don't kid yourself, rural Canada is just America with Metric Road Signs and Plastic Money on the ground.

A statement of sovereignty?

>Don't kid yourself, rural Canada is just America with Metric Road Signs and Plastic Money on the ground.

Yeah but you don't own the rights to that way of life. It's ours too.

I just don't like this attitude that anything that we do the same as you is us copying or ripping you off, rather than just the natural order of how populations develop when they are are so close to each other and come from the same roots.

Of course, I don't dispute that, and sorry if I came off a bit condescending. I'm just saying that Canada isn't as different from the US, nor the US from Canada, as either country might want to claim.

Fair enough. We are in agreement then

how about the lack of slums and overpopulation

canada is just a political theater
everyone knows that it's a part of america

Don't worry amerifriend
Canada will be the Austria of WW3

As compared to ww1 or ww2? incompetent ally who started the mess or Anschluss?

We decided to seize control of our natural rights and our own destiny, while you decided to continue licking the ass of the tyrant that was oppressing you just as much as us. Pretty pathetic t b h.