Scotland

>Scotland
>Scot doesn't own it

>Iran
>I actually walked

>"Can"ada
>Can't do anything right

>Philippines
>no actual pines to be found

>Ro"man"ia
>half the population is women

>Australians
>actually earthlings

>portu'gal'
>not actually Gallic

>Russian Federation
>It's actually quite slow when you look at its key growth rates

>"Cana-da"
>Cana is located in Israel

>finland
>is not a country of fish

>Suomi
>isn't a lawyer

>United Kingdom
>no king

>United States
>is divided

>Finland
>it continues

Soon

>Turkey
>doesn't celebrate Thanksgiving

>Hungary
>actually a well fed population

>Philippines
>actually empty

cringe...

>itally
>actually not so tall

>Ireland
>always angry

>ireland
>is shit