/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!

/nzg/ - The New Zealand General!

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Why are IDs even gone?

Holy ded.

your thread a shit.

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invers

Again with the dubs...

anyone got any Ritz or Ethyl in nz?

if dubs I will drink this bottle of wine sitting here.

Rolling on your behalf.
What do you cunts reckon I should have for dinner?

wtf cunt its nine and re roll

what are the options for dinner?

thanks for the re roll.

dubs

>Christchurch

My schedule is basically non-existent.
Wine o'clock for you!
Anything, within reason. I could go and get something, or I could potentially make something if I was inspired to.

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I've had seven bottles of wine so far and I have seventeen still to go.
AND I STOLE THEM ALL FROM WORK.

> (You)
I shall get a glass.
Get some flap jacks.

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Appreciate the input, but that's not much of a meal, is it?

Hamilton checking in.

anything is a meal if you want it to be.

ive seen more meat in a salad

Vola?

these threads are shit now

Sick contribution, lad. What else is new?

just about to trap porn as usual. u?

>Christchurch
>Should Be Dead

Evening

Name my car guys

>Shit

The fagin' wagon

every faggots wish.

Onii-chan.
Do you really buy into the whole naming thing?

Dubs for Doug

I was voting for you in Eurovision, best song for sure

Been a while chaps. Howzit?

Cute dubs.
It's been mighty quiet in here, more so that when you last checked in.
How's things in your world?

Same shit, different toilet paper. Without the shitposting these threads are pretty dead eh.

it started getting shit after goof bro left

Kek, why you postin' my car for?

omg

honey bae

Like, you could have picked a better picture. This was before I got it repainted, loool

newfag here. how come he left?

Wellingtonfag here.

too much cancer in these threads. this will probably be the last time i post here as well

The Gash Thrasher.

same fag. kek

Yeah, word. I know the deal.
Fuck, I dunno what's missing, but there's plenty missing from here these days. Bloody shame.
But we're still here, it's kinda comfy tonight.
Going out in style with those digits. We'll remember you fondly.

typical ugly boyracer car.
Get some style

Everyone must be to chilly to post. I'm going to do an enormous piss, watch Game of Thrones and drink a large beer.

Just don't piss into your beer.

Thank God I have a waterproof phone, I just dropped the fucker in the toilet. Had to dip my hand in piss water to fish it out.

Should've flushed it first, g

youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI

youtube.com/watch?v=czCj_uRKOD0
the real natives

And flush my phone down the toilet? Good idea.

>Doesnt understand how plumbing works

Oy, I want to emigrate to your country as a hard working white man. What's the best way to accomplish this?

Be indian.

Where are you from and what are your skills?

Get on a plane, without hassle, because you're white, and fly here

Mill land

Hard working freelancer, photography, labour, honesty, love, got lots of savings. decent higher than average education on audiovisual direction. This is what I have to offer.

You know even going there for half a year for experience wouldn't be too bad.

youtube.com/watch?v=qe1ScoePqVA

There's no need for your "profession" here. You'd be lucky to get a work visa.

Fill this out though.
immigration.govt.nz/new-zealand-visas

I think you're shit out of luck, my brother is a photographer and cinematographer with a shit tonne of contacts and he can barely make ends meet, unless you live in some south-island shit hole and live off your savings.

has anyone had dealings with a custom t shirt printer?

I want to get a shirt made but don't want fuckery of a product.

Yeah, kinda expected so. Same story in 'Stralia?

As in a signwriting company or something?

Straya is worse. They're xenophobic as fuck.

I want this on a shirt.

Aussie is a bit better financially, but it doesn't make up for the fact that the country is chock-full of cunts.

y tho?

Eh, Netherlands is not much different. Everyone is always mad and rude, that is unless the sun shines. Which is pretty much never.

I think i'd handle.

because I want to be alpha as fuck and get noticed.

People will just call you a dick head. Dick head.

feels good man.

Ausfag here.
Can pretty much vouch for this.
Cunts errwhere.

Dubs confirm that you're a phallus.

The dutch are turbo-cunts in my experience, but the aussies are a different type of cunt altogether

Yeah we're fully sick cunts mate

Why not just explore?