Cringe Thread

Cringe Thread

Im in France and I need something good

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well just go outside and have a look around.

this also applies to americans

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this is the first thing to make me cringe hard in a long time

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This.
Where are you in France ?

its beautiful but its boring

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This isn't cringe, the guy is funny.

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youtube.com/watch?v=htCod3TelXo

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>camping-la-plaine.com/?lang=en
we come here every year

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inb4 why is this cringe

Yhea, he's cute actually!

samefag

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manlet faggot/10

i wanna bang his sister though

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What's that game called, with the table? I kinda remember it

table tennis

Ardèche is a nice area, but maybe a little bit too quiet. It depends on what you want to do.

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we wanted to rent a kayak, its a great occasion

Fucking hell.

> raise hell and eat cornbread ye ye

Yes, going down the gorges de l'Ardèche. Do it, it's Wonderful.

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>Be me, most average looking person in school with curly hair
>18 y/o just graduating High School
>Graduating Class of maybe 150 students
>Theater nerd, all four years
>Senior Year, 10/10 girl from my class joins Theater for the 2nd semester to get that Humanities/Art Credit
>Not really noticing her until her audition for female lead singing role
>She's quite good
>I'm main antagonist for the musical
>I audition very well
>She compliments me
Wat
>I compliment her
Fast Forward to mid-semester
>We end up talking a lot, we were both in the same cast (as there were two (ours was the better of the two))

Cont.

>Cultivate a friendly relationship
>Get her number
>Obvious attraction going on
>Talk about prom
>"Well... I've already said I'm going with [Orange Dick McGee]
>"Oh, that's a shame." I reply
>"I know right?"
Nothing special happens for quite awhile.
>Texting each other all the time
>She's into the pot. I'm squemish about everything drug related except alcohol.
>I tell her to not tell me whenever she's smoking
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE #1
>Showtime. Opening night.
>The three people who are unique to my cast end up hanging out together, ostracizing anyone who would want to be part of our posse.
>Cultivate an even better relationship. Clear intentions.
>Go on multiple dates with this girl.

Cont.

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>Have 22 y/o friend who supplies alcohol.
>Hatch an idea for after we graduate
>Ask girl I'm going out with if she's interested.
>She was, but only if she can bring her 4/10 friend.
Sure whatever. You get free alcohol.
>End of High School, she confides in me where she would she should go to University.
>In state College, or College thats LITERALLY ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE NATION.
>I'm going to said in-state college.
>"I really like [aforementioned far away college] a lot... but I know a lot of my friends are going to [in-state college]."
Fuck. Have to go with her wants and wishes.
>"I think you should follow your passion."

Cont.

go on user

rip dat boi

"Hot Mikey"

He wanted to be cute, not hot.

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>She chooses the far away college.
Double Fuck.
>We still have a party though, because we're cool.
>End of June is party, she leaves first of August.
>End up inviting 8 other people
>Going to the middle of nowhere, to a cabin in the middle of the woods.
>One of the friends is the 22 y/o, we'll call him Horace.
>Fuck ton of alcohol
WOW HOLD ON TIGER
>One of the girls that was joining us was madly in love with me (we'll name her Peg)
>I'm falling for this 10/10
>Peg gets SUPER drunk the first night, knowing that I really like 10/10
>Peg goes to a quiet, dark corner of the cabin, starts crying to herself
Mother fucker.
>Get best-friend to go talk to her. He comes back 10 minutes later, says "she want's to talk to you"
>Go to her, talk about all the good times in high school.
>She's all "I can't walk out there in front of all of them like this."
>I just carry her to the room she's sleeping in.
>10/10 commends me for that deed.
>Ask her to come to the top balcony with me.
She does.

Cont.

This is a meme you dip

This dude has a Naruto headband on his second fedora.

Niggers always got to be gay

youtube.com/watch?v=99Ik6v5MgZo

Ha gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

cant hold these tigers.

cont

>10/10 and I retreat to the balcony, enjoying the buzz, and eachothers company.
>Cuddle a little bit.
>she starts howling at the full moon
Wait wat.
>Nothing happens the first night. Just chilling.
2nd day
>I make a rule of no drinking before our other friend [named... idk, Gimli] arrives
>Gimly arrives, bringing a FUCK ton of spaghetti (no, this is not a joke)
>We all feast, enjoying wine and beer along with it.
>Gimli is Mormon. He says as he enters the room, "Tonight, God is not going to judge me for what happens in this cabin" paraphrased.
>We all enjoy our own drink, I held a bottle of rum the entire night, and spoke like a pirate.
>We all kinda just talk in our own groups.
>10/10 and Horace start talking a bit, just the two of them
Uhuh...
>I go up to the balcony on my own, soon therafter, my best friend comes up, after having downed an eleventh shot
>"Best friend, you should go get 10/10 to come up here"
He does.
MFW she comes up, and is super drunk.

>We start howling at the moon together, because #weird or some shit.
>Cuddle again
>"Is this just for today, or for longer?" I ask
>"I'm gonna dodge the question." She retorts.
>"Wanna make out?"
>"....... sure"

and so that happened.

Cont. Almost done

quality story user.

cont.
shes a wolf bitch though isn't she?

>Gimli starts throwing up everywhere all over Peg's room.
>Horace comes out and tells me this.
What you want me to do about it?!
>Go clean it up.
>"okay. But give me 5 more minutes"
Make out for 5 more minutes.
>Go clean up puke from both Gimli and Peg for the next hour. By MYSELF.
End of day 2

>Bitches talkin shit.
>Say's I took advantage of her being drunk
>I was drunk too, d'fuck is this shit.
Whatever, day goes by, almost in silence.
>out of booze.
>It's almost sundown.
>10/10 and Horace go out to get some, in the middle of nowhere.
>They're gone for 50 minutes
>Gas-station is 10 minutes away
Okay... NOW I have suspicions.
>Everyone is talking with their groups again.
>Horace and 10/10 are talking by themselves, while I'm in the same room.
>I get kinda sick of that shit, "I'm just gonna go to sleep so I can drive in the morning."
>Hear shit through my door, they be scheamin'
Nothing happens the next day.

cont. Last one next

>3/10 in highschool (no makeup, glasses, slouch, bad skin)
>playing MUDs, reading books, getting drunk and high with friends
>playing Discworld MUD with 6/10 guy (10/10 voice) from my class
>we talk about all kinds of shit, he writes a bit. i fall for him completely but don't tell/get my hopes up
>he has 10/10 GF, she cheats on him, he cries on my shoulder
>another GF cheats on him, he cries again, "all womyn are whores"
>finish highschool, start university
>save some money, buy antique typewriter (Remington), send him on his birthday. no response
>drunk, leave a message on his voicemail saying i still love him or some stupid shit like that
>never hear from him
>life goes on
>he applies for a job at my company; going to interview him tomorrow

Two days after the last cabin day.
>Haven't text 10/10 since then
>Horace calls me, says he has to come to my house, has something to say.
I know what's coming.
>He comes into my room, say's some bullshit like "user, the tides are chinging, and we need to pull our forces."
The fuck are you talking about
!!
>[Dota 2 Ringtone]
>"Who text you?"
>"*pause* "10/10 girl"
>"So what's really happening?"
>"I asked her out. She said yes. I'm asking for permission."
You fucking wat m8?
>Whatever.
>10/10 girl gets mad at me, saying she never wanted this relationship to begin with.
>MRW I got cucked by one of my friends for 10 years.
>MRW I got cucked by that friend, and by throw up
>MRW the girl I spend nearly 6 months pining over literally could not give a single shit about my feelings about the situation.

Theres actually another story, not directly involving me, but involving Horace and best friends ex-gf.

Horace is a dick.

Fucking great! I remember when op posted this, and then posted in cringe threads too. I'm glad he's been made into a meme

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It's shit now and was then.

Horace isn't a dick, he's an alpha. You should know better than to get your hopes up when you've been totally beta to 10/10. Either step your game up or go cry in your sgetti puke, Horace is king

Follow up continuation.

>End up drinking sorrows away
>Get blackout drunk alone in my room at least 3 times a week.
>Text 10/10 I loved her
>Text Peg I loved her that same night
>Mother comes home to find me passed out on my floor.
Awh shiet. The fuck is this kid doin'?
>She worries for me, but I didn't get any permissions taken away.
>Live out rest of 2013 in sadness, only hanging out with best friend, and Gimli (until he went on his mission).
>End up going sober for a year or so
>Felt pree good.
Fast forward to present day
Doing pretty good, and honestly, I used up a lot of my time on one person who didn't care about me. So fuck it.

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Crying over a girl who never cared or wanted anything but friendship, beta as fuck.

Just some real advice here user,

Remember that if you become their friend before you become their lover. You are their friend.

10/10 is a lost cause, and you could probably find someone more suited to you anyway.

Just don't lose hope and remember next time this shit goes down that you need to do some sexual shit within the first couple dates at least.

Well, Horace went on to waste 4 years of his life in college, dropped out, and is now living with his parents at the ripe age of 25, pining after a girl 7 years younger than him.

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Horace still fucked 10/10 numerous times and probably nutted all over those lips you wanted so badly to be yours, horace (even with his crappy dropout life)>you

She legitimately looks like a monster

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25-7=18
Don't see the problem

Honest to god, I doubt it. 10/10 told me a year after she was going to use him to get alcohol. But now it just looks like I'm defending myself, which, on the internet, is a waste of time.

Well. Yes. However, that story about best friend's ex girlfriend was in play just after the cabin incident (another reason why 10/10 and him didn't do the bang bang). He was 23, and she was 15 (I was off by a year, sue me).

>made into a meme
just kill yourself

Tell the story

that guy has just been in shower, or he has never had shower

Just buy the one for men then. How can you be that retarded.

Honestly mate I'm just fucking with you, everyone in life goes through disappointed. I still wish I was dating the 6/10 I was with in highschool but instead I'm stuck with 9/10 dumb as bricks and insane. I'm sure you'll get yours someday.

Shit dude.
I'm gonna tell the TL'DR version because I'm tired.

So pretty much, Best Friend's GF [Named Dolly] was super smart, pretty, played music, and was, as far as the Myers Briggs Personality Type Indicator is concerned, perfect for me.

But she was best friend's ex. So I wasn't gonna even go ANYWHERE near that idea. After Horace got kicked out of college for playing too much WoW and League and not going to classes, he got a job as a para-teacher at the high school we went to.

He would always go into the theater during rehearsals, and somehow, got to becoming friends with Best Friend, and subsequently, Dolly.

They exchange phone numbers, and Best Friend needed a supplier of alcoholl, so he jumped for the opportunity, Dolly and Best Friend were still friends at the time (and still are to this day), so they all just kinda hung out. Just the three of them, because I was sobering up.

Horace and Dolly start talking together, texting and what not, and somehow, he got inside her head that everything was going to be fine if they were together.

Fast forward to beginning of 2014, Dolly's dad finds out. HE BRINGS HIS FRIEND OVER TO HORACE'S HOUSE, AND FUCKING INTIMIDATES THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

Cont. Guess its not a tl'dr

men's facial hair is tougher than women's leg and arm pit hair, and we shave more often, therefore it makes sense to have more blades in razors meant for us because we'll go through them faster.

they became friends again

I lost.

i always get mad at faggots like you, im the horace int he situation... im attractive so i tend to fuck alot of girls at parties , which tends to piss of atleast 1 butthurt faggot in the whole scene. i dont really get to hang onto them though as i am a bit of a cunt and get bored of girls really easy.... you should get over girls like this...who gives a fuck, me and the rest of the horuses of the world fuck these sluts but go back to a deeper and darker place after...kinda accepting youre a pretty face with a d to them.. with chance no of developing an emotional connection.
stop being so selfish fuck face there is more than the 1 side of the situation that you see. you should have taken that hoe before youre mate did...youre just beta and mad because horus could have beaten youre face in if you raged about it..
but it doesnt matter anymore, youre girl was getting plowed multiple times in multiple sittings over an extended period of time, by youre friends dick... an experience you can only masturbate too

Btw, if you catch the reference in the names, it was because it was my first musical I was in.

>Dolly's dad takes away all texting privileges, and looks into her texts and calls nightly, just to makes sure
>Kik, the messaging app comes out
>Horace and Dolly start talking again
I become friends with Dolly, she starts confiding in me when all that shit between her dad and Horace goes down.
>"You shouldn't do that" I say
>"Yeah, probably not."
>MRW she does anyway
She goes on talking with him for another half a year
>Best Friend, Horace, and Dolly, are all in Best Friend's house when his parents are out.
>Liquor and Beer.
>Horace and Dolly start cuddling.
>Best friend FREAKS THE FUCK OUT
>Best friend and Horace are no longer friends.

Cont.

makes me laugh everytime

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Horace is a 270 pound brown guy. Tends to live a secluded in darkness kind of life, and is JUST now starting to not be a total dickweed.

Fast forward a few months, after Best Friend's freakout
>Dolly gets a .............
>MRW Dolly has a girlfriend.
>MRW Horace got cucked by homosexual attraction.
>MRW Fuck Horace.


>MRW Brb gonna take a shot of rum, because it's such a beautiful ending to the story.

I mean, I guess Horace has a pretty hot girlfriend now, she may be batshit crazy, from when I met her, but she has tits larger than her head.

good!

Jesus christ

Jesus, what must you look like that 10/10 downed you for that. Everyone pray for this boy, nothings wrong with him he just ugly as hell.

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why are turks so cringy?

forgot pic

youtu.be/b5IJfhxfmbc

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The biggest cringe in that post is her face, I feel really sorry for her.

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Male feminists should be exterminated.

the self-projection is almost feels worthy.

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He´s doing it on purpose. Not cringe, funny.

youtube.com/watch?v=UTCmpDZjMEU

Right? This one made me feel