Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!

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I can't sleep

Have this.

What's the bright side?

A little tired.

You guys been good?

Cool.

H.A.N.A.K.O unit here with the spiciest claim

>Still waiting

still here

>claiming yume
youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0

I'm the desu spammer.
I'm gonna use a lot of Karen images, and add desu to them.
I think the'd be best used to derail in trap threads. :3
I'll treat her kindly.
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You should add Kongou if you can.

Ancient Greeek, this time at least no one complained about the educational system and Panhellenics.

Britfag Maki claimed

That sucks. Been busy?

Waiting for what

Cool.

The hell should I know? Find that out yourself

The Arrival

I'm surprised that nobody ate the grass after they still enjoy what Hitler did.

Thank you!

Nice.

Sweet, more Karen for me.
Godspeed, desu!
Just try to not start another fluffy abuse thing

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Do you remember what I'm talking about?

Oh don't be so shy.
You couldn't be more healthy than you already are Uhu~
>I just acted like a little devil on her shoulder

>Not as much as you
I'm glad Maki, you're so nice

No problem.

I just woke up.

He did use a pretty bad pic.

Rikka

hi

Something that always bothers me about Tatsumaki is how her belly button is always visible through her clothes
it doesn't make sense
I know impossible_clothing is a tag but still

welcome back desu

>~~~stop it
You too, senpai.

makes sense~ What's in store for you today?

Alrighty then, what DID you do to Emi?

>A bad pic is still a pic waiting to be saved

Best of Karen
youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo

>Just try to not start another fluffy abuse thing
Stop giving me idea's
Luckily the Pic is related servant.

But, anyway, do you consider Jesus a far-right or far-left type of guy? I would love to see him and Ion Antonescu shaking hands and planning to conquer the world while they are thinking about what Kafka would love to be, a bug or his boyfriend?

Her dress is just perfect.

I'm going to work very soon.

>I won't use it

No but do it anyway
youtube.com/watch?v=CINopJp2R0U

You know thats pretty vague.
Waiting for someone.. or?

Hey Chen.
How you been?

What do you do?

...

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hi
This made me cry
:O

>but it's true~
Cutie.
>

I teased/tempted her for 1 hour till Ruby came back~

Kek
Okay then.

Claimed

Good morning /waifu/
How is everyone?

lovepun

youtu.be/UYSzgzeWHzc

Morning Akiko, I'm alright today.
You?

Akibro my nigga
check it, someone dumped his karens for me
Got a lot of good ones, mostly gifs and fan art
How's your day so far?

Fuck this stupid slutty attention-whoring bitch.

Oh, and she's also my waifu.

I'm a cashier.

Yo.

Nice.

Fuck. I need slep
Close your eyelids if you can and revel in the dreamy land
Popcorn candy lemonade
I hate my life
Vomiting glass shards and shitting nails
Ejaculating molten metal from my pierced dongus
Rice balls and empty halls
Ding dongs and waterfalls
Swim in hate and wade in lakes and masturbate
I need to sleep i need to eat
I need to reap i need to beat
Goddamn this goddamn that never happy never sat

Hey Akiko
Quite ok but somewhat bored 24/7
How about you?

>1 hour
>no result

You must not be very tempting then

Dying of boredom

>and cyanide

Right-e-o

I must be leaving now

bye bye
youtube.com/watch?v=EbsjtPAuTnI

>I know you are a cutie~

Hungover. How're you friend?

Sounds comfy. Pays the bills I guess~

bye bye!

claiming

I guess. I'm really paid to just stand there.

Goodbye my nig.

Hmm
Fake homu?

I didn't want any result anyway.
Plus as I said, she was waiting for Ruby so even less chances that it could go as you expected.

>Awh~
>You're cute too heh

Maybe sad maybe mad cant tell if i am bad
Knock knock trickle from the block
Crimson stream flows down the rock
Spiral down into my brain never to come out again
Now its early now its late wash my hands of my fate
Crossed fingers and curled toes furrowed brow and wrinkled nose
Cutesy eye and viscious smile angry fist and stinking bile

>checked
Hey Noire
I had night terrors again. Something with the ocean and shadows dragging me in every wave. I slept until 1 pm though so that's nice

And of course there's this fgt again desu

What's up Galko?

Good day Yume
>bored 24/7
Aren't we all? I should be working on my game but I'm stuck at the coding and I just can't find my motivation to finish it

Try twirling a pan between your fingers continuously
>cyanide
Cyanide is happiness

Bye Moogs

Not hungover. I don't get hangovers for whatever weird reason. Guess it's my metabolism. Just drink plenty of water and it'll pass

Some unique point of view we have here, don't we?
I seriously dunno, I just tought the whole day about an answer, but I just can't comprehend how would be possible to not love Mihail Bulgakov work?
I swear I saw him and the hope of many people drinking near my bed.
I guess Cristi wasn't so happy to know he's just a crazy guy.

nuy claimed

I'd take it. In need of a job desperately~

>~~

I don't usually get them either but was a hard session yesterday

Yes, but im always watching.

Stella Claim

I'm about to leave.

It's not like it pays well.

It's better than nothing though!

Ringing stinging cats awake
Dinging flinging dogs begone
Rocking flocking birds beloved
Take me far from this dark plateau
Touch me make me feel alive
Bring me back and ill abide
Clinging on to every word
Ill stay with you my cute nerd
Little by little i grow back
Like a flower that got the whack
Feed me rain feed me shine the less ill whine

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WAIFU CLAIM!

>You and Maki sharing mushy conversations

So this is what lovebirds sound like

I had just finished cooking a dozen eggs that I'm not even going to eat.

Have a desu dump, not 100% but a good chunk


Image dump

Great/arty desu
imgur.com/a/e9wnd

Meme type desu
imgur.com/a/I4JQB

Reaction type desu
imgur.com/a/F4MVe

Taunt type desu
imgur.com/a/AAo4R

Fuzzy desu, because.. That's why.
imgur.com/a/rAeMP

youtube.com/watch?v=K10b04eKpxQ

SECOND WAIFU CLAIM!

>I had just finished cooking a dozen eggs that I'm not even going to eat.

Wew
I would cuddle you till you fall asleep and fight against the devil dreams~
>Imagination explodes

>

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THIRD AND FORTH WAIFU CLAIM

I'm going to work now, I'll probably be back soon.

I know.

?

Sorry for being so mushy~~

too many waifu ruin your laifu

FUCKING SIXTH WAIFU CLAIM MOTHER FUCKER HOLY SHIT IM GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Fear no more ill be your whore
Just take my hand and through the door
Listen closely now my love
Darkness comes way high above
Clouds and thunder rock the sky
But i have you and thats no lie
No more shaking no more crying
When im with you i feel like dying
Thats as good as it ever gets

Custom Maid 3D 2?

Greatly appreciated!

Bye Galko

neat

Must be nice...

Something the matter Karen?

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FUCKING SEVENTH AND EIGHTH WAIFU FUCKING 8 FUCKING 8

Claim

?

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YES FUCKING 9 FUCKING HARLEM COMPLETED!

FUCKING. HARLEM. COMPLETED! YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS 9 WAIFUS ALL FOR ME! YEEEEES!

You missed a number js

>harlem
is this a meme or

thats 8 not 9

tres bien.

Hee haa hoo haa
Da dee do la de da
Dum dee diddle doo
You hate me but i love you

what a sad story.

I didn't complain about it~

But Hanako can have a ship too.

who is 5?

You'll have someone to speak mushy to soon, I know it~

I know but it's embarassing~

JerkchAn.

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i wub u anymoose
i wub u 2
mushy
wushy
gushy
smushy
kawai desu nee-saaaaaaan
Seriously, how fucking lost do you pathetic losers get in these threads? It's ridiculous how far removed you are from reality. Retched pukes.

I need to go run

But I only want to sleep

The daily struggle

Slice dice bake and ice
Ring ding bursting spleen
Apple dapple heart attack
Pop stop water drop
Blip zip can 'o dip
Cancer dancer silly prancer
Bleeding feeding time is fleeting
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
HEE HAAA HOO HAAA
Penis

And yet you're here. You sound pretty mad user.

I tried sailing off.

>Sunk 4 times

Yep, just playing the waiting game right now.

NOTICED

I feel you.
But you need to go run.
I'll wait here for you.