Land of the free

>land of the free
>cant say nigger
>cant collect rain water
>cant install windmills to generate clean enery in their own land
>cant eat kinder
>cant stop illegals away from their borders
>cant enter to a school without gettin shot
>cant get into a cinema without getting shot
>cant land a plane without clapping
Really makes you think

I don't know if it's true or not, but I heard you can't say blackboard in schools.

>land of the free
>more prisoners than China

>cant collect rain water
what

Literally commiefornia.
It's yurop-tier.

>After constructing a large rainwater collection system at his new dealership to use for washing new cars, Miller found out that the project was actually an "unlawful diversion of rainwater." Even though it makes logical conservation sense to collect rainwater for this type of use since rain is scarce in Utah, it's still considered a violation of water rights which apparently belong exclusively to Utah's various government bodies.

>"Utah's the second driest state in the nation. Our laws probably ought to catch up with that," explained Miller in response to the state's ridiculous rainwater collection ban.

Really puts your head to work

>cant land a plane without clapping
disgusting

>can't keep their dicks unmutilated

>be mexican
>have no head

>can't take off shoes inside the house

>be burger
>have no foreskin

>Be Murrica
>Can't has no shot through the years in school

>Can't left mart without shart

>be croat
>be mexican
>get shot/beheaded
CAN'T

>Can't go outside without scooter

>violation of water rights

>one can't collect rainwater in Europa

man thats sad lmao

Jesus, no wonder Indians got shafted with those crooked anglo views of land ownership.

>"Heyo, redskin. What you say, I give these glass beads and you give me the lands between this lake and mountain?"
>"Sure, you can camp there, stranger."
Year later:
>"Uhh. You're still here?"
>"GET OFF MAH PROPERTY!"

>be Cletus Jamal Dequansha
>cant get the butthurt out his ass

>can't lose weight

>california
>utah

made me think

>be American
>proud new father
>pay 39 dollars so you can hold your newborn son before his genitals get mutilated
>another day in the greatest country in the world

>eating kinder
jesus christ what sick bastard would eat kinder?

>being a water rapist by violating its rights
Only in murrshart

>Costs over $13,000 to be born

Bolivia went into Civil war over this. Why are Americans such cucks and unwilling to hold their government to account? What's the point in the whole "I need muh guns to fight back against a corrupt state" if you refuse to fight over something so basic as your right to water?

That's the reason why they say freedom ain't free.

...

Yeah, but who are you quoting?

HAHAHAHA
What the fuck America

>be american
>get shot
>get shart
>have to pay for a shot

>cant say nigger
Yes you can
>cant collect rain water
In certain areas of certain states to preserve streams
>cant install windmills to generate clean enery in their own land
Yes you can, you can even connect it to the grid and get paid by the electric company for excess power
>cant eat kinder
Can't argue with that
>cant stop illegals away from their borders
Why should the land of the free, a country founded by rebel emmigrants, really care?
>cant enter to a school without gettin shot
Can't argue with that
>cant get into a cinema without getting shot
Can't argue with that
>cant land a plane without clapping
My dad works for United. I've flown more than 1000 times in my life. I've never seen this.

OH SAY CAN YOU SHART?

Sorry, I was quoting some weird actions your people say.

>It's another shithole countries rip on America to feel better about their own shithole country
How can the rest of the world ever compete?

just capitalism my shit up fampai

>Going to war over rain water
Are you retarded? Would you really want to risk your life so some dickhead can collect water to wash his car?
I don't even live in Utah, and I've never even heard of such a law in my state.

Hmmmm

>third world indo

I've seen more people clap at a movie theater than on a plane desu.

It only happened after 9/11 and when it's a really turbulent flight and the pilot lands really well.

>Can't pee without sink

>German humour
>Water is a feminist woman
Makes sense
Wtf man you are not the OP, im the OP
American woman cant put up the toilet seat