Can you honestly say you wouldn't fuck her?

can you honestly say you wouldn't fuck her?

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Maybe if I was the type to post on Sup Forums at this hour

Yes but I follow a strict religious belief that white women absorb souls through their vaginas and you should not trust a white vagina.

Or an Armenian one. But that isn't religious. Armenians just have really fucking weird vaginas.

Why does it matter so much? Someone is always asking...

>that fucking sneer
yep

how many armenian vaginas have you seen to say that?

yes.

someones always lying

id beat her about the head for stealin black phillips jokes

You really think there are guys out there that wouldn't fuck her lol guys would fuck anything that moves

I'd fuck her, then I'd roll her off the beach back into the water.

Swim Schumu, swim!

c'mon are you that gay?

No, unless you are a fucking beta you can find better pussy anywhere. Hell cashiers in grocery stores look better than this bitch.

I can just hop on okcupid and grab a single mom for one night if I wanted some quick pussy.

Seriously she is fucking ugly, like a 2/10 fuckin ugly.

Well that answered the question..

I'd happily have sex with her. Also consider this pic.

she'd probably try to steal my dick like she steals her jokes

Sick, its the body of jack black dude. fuckin sick.

Just go to a club or a bar or any fuckin place else to find pussy.

You betas need to stop and grow the fuck up.

no idea who she even is.

I'd rather fuck Ellen

only the funniest and sexiest woman alive today

Whoa! Didn't know Ellen had all THAT go in' on!

i wouldn't she is ugly and fat , 1/10 gtfo

Wouldn't touch that with a 9 ft pool

yours is only 2"

Quite a few. I lived in armenia for quite a few years, and since the hookup culture isn't really popular there due to religion I would regularly hire prostitutes. I've probably seen 50-100 armenian vaginas.

>>as he posts on Sup Forums at this hour.

I think it's trying to smile

I'd fuck her I bet she's a crazy bitch in bed would do all kinds of freaky stuff!

hahaha thats a good one

That latex is crying

Pretty sure those are prosthetic

Huh? Me? I'd totally fuck her. Why not?

Why is she holding the Emmy? If she'd let it go, it would just orbit around her fat ass.

who's the land whale?

you must be 18+ to post here

Found the lonely virgin

im not sure but this is amy the sexbomb schumer

Yep. Just noticed that in a better image.

Because she is overweight and has a fucked up face

I'll fuck her. But only if she let me enter her ass.

>overweight

Yes.

dealbreaker

Shes like your moms friend that gets drunk and fucks anybody.
You'd fuck her a few times and move on
nothing special

...so yes..yes i would

she's a cuddly slut. kind of edgy and warped

Yes, yes I can.

I've turned down better.
And really regretted it, but in this cage it seems like a good option

>but in this cage

CUCK CONFIRMED

No, because I would love to fuck her.

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Yes. Fuck man she's so disgusting and annoying.

...

seeyour a virgin and will remain so

>asks for Sup Forums's opinion on a female
>Sup Forums gives opinion, which differs from OP's
>OP resorts to ad hominem attacks

Stay basementy OP

That ugly fat fuck steals jokes and makes unfunny shit. She is cancer

Fuck it why not, although she really let herself go over the years I don't care if she laid there like a pillow I'd fuck her till she cried and then I'd fuck her in the ass for good measure. PS I'm drunk

I tried watching Trainwreck. It's an appropriate name for the movie, I had to turn it off not even half way through it.

She portray her as this female stud that gets laid by a different guy every night. Complete guy mode bullshit, like she kicks them out right after sex, etc.

She's fat. She's not funny. I hate her.

>kissless virgin detected

just pay for it Sup Forumsro

I'd have a fucking field day with her

The only time I would fuck her is with a brick.

She is a fucking fat, unfunny, attention seeking whore. Why she keeps getting air time is beyond me....

that is true. I would never fuck a pig like her.

LOL, so I'm a kissless virgin because I don't think Amy Shumer is hot?

All these attacks... project much?

Without hesitation.

Fuck this fat bitch and Tosh.0 too faggots come in here and steal OC all the time!

Can not stand the face. Typical USA brirneyospirish type of potato. Us girls are the ugliest and most boring looking and it's no surprise they are all so easy. I'd rather duck the worst looking slavic bitch than any American shit model any time

So anyone who doesn't want to fuck Amy Schumer is automatically a virgin?

You are a special kind of faggot aren't you

>also hi Amy's marketing team

...

Intelligence is a turn on for me. I can fuck any hot slut, but once I find out they're stupid, that's it. She is retarded, a hypocritic, and not even that hot. OP has terrible taste.

>all those edges

*fuck

And how can u even think she is funny this is the most retarded funny u can be. My grandma is more funny than her. Anyways Americans are fuckimg shit dumb idiots and this whole Hollywood industry is retarded. Seriously I feel like an idiot each time I'm watching American films. No brains fucking stories for hamsters

>don't trust white vaginas or black ones
>don't trust vaginas
Found the faggot

She's a liberal, I don't wanna catch the stupid.

I'll pass.

Holy shit. I was thinking I'd definately fuck her until I saw this. That picture is fucking brutal.
And she's on stage. She knew she was going to be in front of hundreds with bright lights on her, she got a ton of makeup and wardrobe work... And she still took THAT picture. Jesus Christ.

dailywire.com/news/2692/amy-schumer-rips-17-year-old-joking-about-her-ben-shapiro

*pukes*

I can honestly say that I wouldn't let my dogs fuck her.

That's cause if you did, you would be done for Animal Cruelty

>So anyone who doesn't want to fuck Amy Schumer is automatically a virgin?
no some are homosexuals.

Not everyone's into fat chicks m8

*not everyone is into fat hypocritical thinskinned chicks m8*