Hello there Sup Forums, Ill be your bartender tonight. Order a drink and have a seat...

Hello there Sup Forums, Ill be your bartender tonight. Order a drink and have a seat. Feel free to converse about your achievements, your troubles, woes, and so on with the other patrons, or with myself.

What can I get you sir?

give me some dubs on the rocks

For me an ylyl thread without ice, thanks

Im afraid you'll have to provide your own dubs, sir. But heres your glass for when you do.

Have some

double of jack daniels and a whisky ginger please.

need to forget how unemployed I am

I like a single plum, floating in perfum served in a mans hat.

It's been a very busy day at work and Jews make my job really hard. I need a glass of Jacks. Also my GF SS swizzle cheated on me today. Stupid slut had circumcised cock in her.

Bottle of turkey and a glass
Need to forget how badly I screwed up a relationship

Here you are sir. Sorry to hear about the unemployment. Your whisky ginger is coming up

and the whisky ginger for you sir. Enjoy.

I'll have the same only hold the ginger and I've got the same problem

hey man. what beers do you have?

A glass of macallan 10, cheated on my girlfriend.

I would like something really strong please

...

If I may ask, what went wrong sir?

Can I get a Jin & Tonic and a Killian's Irish Red?

Only the finest

...

You can get a gin and tonic, shitcock.

Just give me apsint and keep em comming.

Here you are, user. Let me see if we carry Killians

I think I might lose my girlfriend, and when I do I'm back to where i was when i last tried to become an hero

well, hit me. big one please

i need the strongest what you have

Gimme the strongest you got bartender. Just found cp on my partners phone.

Something sweet. I'm currently struggling through college and I think I'm going to drop all of my classes and try and find work again. I dunno what I'm gonna do this summer. Fuck me.

Drinking beer in wine glass , I'l bet you vape too faggot. You make me sooo mad.

Bottle of whiskey please, it was a hard week

slow and low rock and rye on the rocks please mate. just here to chill and enjoy a drink.

and heres your tip if your bar actually stocks it because none i go to ever do

I'd like a long island ice tea
but first, how many shots are in your long island ice tea?
you see, the reason I ask is,
the other night I went to a bar and ordered a long island ice tea
I drank it,
didn't feel very drunk, so I ordered another
after my second "long island ice tea" i still wasn't drunk
my friend inquired about the potency of their LIIT

1.5 standard drinks apparently, call that a long island ice tea? i don't think so

A full glass of the cheapest scotch you have. I just wanna die tonight

pimm's cup please

I'd like your highest alcohol/cost beverage excluding beer please, if it's a spirit or wine mix it with something

BEER!
Deutsches Bier!

I'd like your most imported beer please
preferably one you've never served before
I only drink imported beer

Flight of scotch, mind if I enjoy a cigar with it? Or is this some kinda queer bar?

Thanks boss. How's your night so far?

Where is my beer!?

In less than hr I take my Final to be an AEMT. Shitting bricks.

Excuse me, I ordered before this guy, and I still haven't received my drinks

What are you studying user?