>be a 23 year old dumb shit >be looking at pics of my 8 year old cousin in a bikini at 2 am on facebook last night >yes >yes, you know what comes next. I really was THAT fucking stupid >accidentally liked one >and apparently aunt karen monitors her facebook pretty closely because I just got a message from her saying, >"Quick question. Why were you looking at pictures of Samantha playing on the beach at such a late hour?"
how the fuck should i respond to this?? just play it off? say something like, yea i was just catching up on pics on facebook
but the album is from last year, anyway
Jeremiah Lopez
Just say looking through family photos or something. IDK I would be shitting myself in ur situation.
Good Luck
Blake Mitchell
I was really bored and couldn't sleep , why?
Nicholas Perez
Don't mind me aunt,just jerking off
Joseph Adams
Yes. This.
Andrew Harris
just say one of your friends probably figured out your password
Leo Barnes
so much this
Isaac Phillips
big cummies
Nicholas Martin
Rolling for This kek!
Brayden Phillips
I do this.
Liam Robinson
Please post outcome OP
Jeremiah Richardson
quick question, are you a detective or or anything like that?
Kayden Lewis
Just say you were having trouble sleeping and were just looking through old family photos cause you were bored. If you are normally a night owl, which if you on Sup Forums at 4 am you are, it shouldn't seem that odd.
Zachary Lee
Say you were depressed, and were just trying to remind yourself of better times
Kayden Collins
this is the stuff of my nightmares >Press F to Pay Respects
Landon Richardson
post the pic
Ian Jones
Roll for this
James Rogers
Quick question. Why don't you mind your own Business, aunt karen?
Dylan Perry
Say you had a friend round and they did it while you were taking a piss or something
Alternatively, kill yourself or run away and go live in a cave somewhere
Luis Anderson
Just say that you were admiring that hot fucking body you fucking cuck.
Isaiah Myers
Yea. ..just say you were looking at family photos. Act really surprised that she's asking about it too
Gavin Nelson
"Hey Aunt Karen, I was up all night ill, looked through a bunch of family photos to take my mind off it. Why are you asking?"
If she says she thought you might be a pervert become enraged and refuse to speak to her for a month, or until she apologizes, tell every member of the family or friends what she did at every opportunity until you get your apology.
Aaron Jones
This is all kinds of upsetting
Lincoln Anderson
say something like "im not quite sure why you would ask me something like that." turn it around, make her feel like a bitch for thinkin ur pedo. assuming you arent of course
Liam Howard
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Ayden Garcia
Just plat stupid. Unlike the image ASAP and then act like you have no clue what shes talking about. Play into it possibly being a glitch or something. /thread
Anthony Scott
This. The less the better. Be like "wtf does it matter what hour i check FB?"
Offense is the best defense
Hunter Butler
if she had already noticed the like, it would be very suspicious
Andrew Thomas
Say it was in an album of family photos and you were scrolling through and accidentally liked one.
Ayden Stewart
DO NOT UNLIKE IT. OR BLAME GLITCHES. THAT LOOKS GUILTY AS FUCK.
Jaxon Jones
Just say you were on your phone/tablet, you accidentally hit 'like' whilst scrolling. Shit happens.
Grayson Young
this
Isaac Brown
Tell her "Because late at night is the only time of the day I have to waste time on meaningless shit like Facebook because I have a JOB, and WORK at it, and FRIENDS to spend time with after that, none of which you'd understand you fat lazy middle-aged sponge, now go find some other way to spend the money your husband worked his ass off to make while you hitch at him and everyone else for not living up to your lofty expectations you fucking queen leech.
Zachary Clark
This Or this.
Thomas Garcia
t h i s
Nathan Morgan
then act like your phones tweaking out. I've had my phone tweak out on me while i was on Facebook and sent a completely random person a friend request.
Dominic Reed
Easy. Just say "It came up in my feed. What are you implying?!"
Charles Edwards
Just own it dude. I like pictures of my little cousins some times. ..maybe even at 4am. The only thing WRONG here is that youre getting questioned about it. There are a million reasons u could be liking a photo. The fact that ur aunt is on ur case is bull shit. Tell her that you will like whatever pics u want to. Regardless of what hour of the day it is
Andrew Brown
Fake and gay scenario, only plausible to teenagers.
Robert Edwards
...
Joshua Thompson
It'd probably be easier if I hadn't sent her this thread and your browsing history
Joseph Long
...
John Jackson
...
Noah Torres
...
Asher Hill
...
Zachary Clark
...
Justin Clark
>feminism >it all makes sense now
Elijah Kelly
"what are you talking about aunt so and so? I fell asleep around midnight last night."
Nathan Ward
end yourself
Luis Rodriguez
...
Nathaniel Hernandez
Nein.
Jacob Davis
"Well, needed to fap and I couldn't find any pics of you in a bikini"
Christian Carter
...
Daniel Baker
...
Carter Myers
fucking savage
Joseph Reed
Your fucked OP. An outcast in your own family, the pervert who pulls head too 8 year old relatives. Just think how awkward those family gatherings will now be. Even if you hit your aunt with a bullshit excuse, she'll know the truth. Or at least she'll suspect. You'll never be able to look her, or your cousin, in the eye again. This will cause a rift in the family. They'll probably stop visiting your parents so much, ever distrustful of them knowing they raised a monster. Your left with only one course of action here OP. You know what to do....
Dylan Martinez
Kidnap the cousin
Colton Williams
>implying anyone believes this
Jeremiah Jackson
This is the most sensible and satisfying course of action
Jaxon Edwards
Yeah but there's, probably numerous pics he could have liked. Ones that would be more appropriate for a family member to like. He liked the one of her in a bikini. Let's not beat around the bush here. OP is fucking done for
Andrew Russell
Not what I was thinking, but at this point he has nothing to lose
Ian Robinson
How are you all pretending to give all this advice without even having seen these alleged pictures?
Lincoln Parker
>8 year old >facebook >bikini pictures Your aunt is a dumb whore and so will be your cousin
Jordan Walker
don't become enraged
Gabriel Wilson
LOL, never thought about it like that. Your aunt is a fucking irresponsible whore. What the fuck did she expect.
Mason Morris
+1
Luke Cox
This. I think this would work. The "why?" at the end is great. It makes her question what she was thinking.
Also, kill yourself op
Nathan Lopez
Most reasonable one.
Mason Brown
listen op I know what to do, this REQUIRES you to own bare minimum a shovel.
>go to aunts house >strip fully down >like fully down, no pussying out >start to fuck yourself with the shovel >get it up as far as you can until you just have the metal bit coming out of your ass >Yell I am shovel ass >Decapitate aunt with ass shovel
Andrew Ward
Post the picture
Jacob Morris
Text your aunt a pic of your Dick.
Ethan Bailey
Don't know why but this made me kek. Thanks user
Levi Brooks
>don't become enraged
fuck that, that's exactly what he should do and the natural reation of being accused of being a pedo and jerking off to his cousin
being calm is the reaction of being caught/guilty
Easton Scott
>post photos to facebook
get mad if people look at them
logic
Parker Stewart
OKAY OP NEW PLAN
>Hang yourself >Detail in your suicide note that you felt persecuted due to your aunt accusing you of being a pedo >WIPE YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER FOR THIS TO WORK, we all know what is on there >Your aunt is now hated as your family remains that you dinndu nuffin >Kek at her from afterlife
now that you are dead you cant get arrested for jacking it to kids man, who the fuck is going to arrest a skeleton
Michael Barnes
OP is a faggot >Tell her you were looking for something from a while back that someone mentioned >Got distracted by all the nostalgia >Decided to go through the albums, noticed there were pictures you might not have seen before/might have remembered wrong >While browsing and clicking through, accidentally hit the "Like" button Or you could do the "not awkward faggot" route >Wanted to look through some albums on facebook because couldn't sleep >Accidentally clicked "like" on a picture >Why are you being a bitch about it? Or are you saying I shouldn't look at pictures of my family? >Or are you trying to imply I'm some kind of pervert?
Alternatively, asking her why she's getting so uppity about shit and if she thinks it's appropriate to put a child in semi-lewd swimwear.
Zachary White
This or >I was just looking at all our family's older photos, just like looking at past memories. Or some shit like that, even if they eventually look at you like actually were doing some wierd shit, never actually look or admit that you were, believe your own lies
Kayden Ward
No becoming enraged is a sign he's guilty. Everything is sign he's guilty to be honest, cause he is guilty.
Jace White
This, slightly out order I think unless you are wiping your drive as you are hanging there
Logan Parker
Just admit to her that your a pedophile op
Isaac King
HAHAHAHA
Adrian Jenkins
if someone in my family was literally calling me a pedophile (im not)
i would be ROYALLY pissed
>oh that's cool you think i want to fuck your 8yo daughter no big deal
nope.jpg
David Thompson
Yeah it should be: >wipe hard drive >write suicide note >hang self
Sebastian Young
Kekd
Juan Phillips
Post pictures of cousin, OP
Isaac Scott
Still a good idea though
John Hernandez
Do it op
David Wood
Since she said that, why would ANYONE upload said picture to freakin' facebook. Does she enjoy posting quazi-child porn just to see which persons on the internet actually see them?
Family photos... wow, I scroll albums on facebook when I think of someone I haven't seen or talked to in a while. I also like watching kids play, because it's nostalgic. Would you really ask an old lady in the park if she was a pedophile since she was watching kids?
Jesus fucking christ. Your aunt is just stupid. And you are stupid. You shouldn't be afraid to watch kids growing up just because you're a man.
Have some dignity. Take back at her.
James Kelly
tell her to mind her own fucking business.
Jack Gomez
I'd say he should be insulted at first, and if she even tries to continue with the bullshit, then get enraged. Getting enraged instantly looks a bit suspicious.
Christopher Robinson
This is the advise he needed, good job
Lucas Hughes
"cause i have no life and i'm fucking bored"
Cameron Foster
just admit you are a pedophile and need help. also it's too late your aunt will never look at you or think of you the same ever again.
Ryder Cruz
She's not calling him a pedo though, just asking why he was liking her photos. If he reacts like a petulant teenager saying, "OMG, IMAGING CALLING ME A PEDO" he will expose himself for the pedo that he is. Best option is to make it seem innocent, not by over-reacting and making himself look guilty.
Henry Roberts
OP you are probably fine since it's a family member. I did something similar with a close friend's 11 year old daughter who I'm not even friends with, so there was no defending that. Thankfully he didn't make a huge deal about it, he just thought it was a little creepy.
And yes, I most certainly was jacking off to her pics.
Brayden Wright
Tell her it reminds you of when you were a kid and you're bored. Then ask her what she means.
Adam Cruz
Don't fucking answer at all, ever
Mason Kelly
well from doing some police work i can tell you the cops think it is suspicious if you don't get instantly angry at being accused of rape or something
the innocent get mad the guilty start bullshitting and darting their eyes
Brody Baker
listen op you need to do the following >kidnap the cousin and condition her into thinking you are her father and her aunt stole her from you >go to utah or other third world country and marry your daughter hostage >Pay some fag on the darknet bitcoin to kill the rest of your family so your loli-wife-hostage NEVER finds out the fucking truth >Have kids, let them have kids (so they won't be so inbred) >Repeat
Carson Reyes
Honestly OP, just go kill yourself quickly before you become a pedophile and rape little kids. Its easier to just end it now then to end up in jail getting ass fucked by niggers.