Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!

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it was posted yesterday when some one made one of those "spot the odd number out" posts.

>99999999999999969999999999999

and some said "2nd last number from the 9th row" or something and someone flipped out over it obviously being a mobile user.

not yet.just gotta wait for it ferment.

Britfag Maki claimed.

Let's see the autism follow us to this thread

>Damn that was fast bread

Spiciest claim, bar none

>I wait

>Yeah I can sympathise with readers, sucks. He even has a team to end the story for him should he die before he finishes
Fuck you so much, martin.

Rory claimed
>Waiting for autismo

Anxious kuudere claimed.

kagami claimed!! good morning everyone!!

I'm off for a bit, seeya guys.

:l

4/4/4/4
jesus

I might read the books in a few years when the show's done, I just don't enjoy reading at all I have no concentration to get through a novel

See you friend!

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Everyone has his own suffering.
You can't talk shit about it and you can't quantify it.

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I'm here.

Morning sweetheart.

>It's good to see you again

Sience when is spaghetti's country so deep

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Hey Galko.

Good morning!

I know senpai I just want this shiposter to explain his shitposting

u-uh, hi!! how are you doing H.A.N.A.K.O.????

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Kagami and Konata

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morning maki!! how's your morning???

Well, I can say tonight's going to be... interesting, now that you're here.

Hi Maki.

Mako claim

Bouncing back from a hangover I was shitposting last night after a few beers

Doing racist jokes makes you happy?
You talk about suffering and then you come up with this shit.

It something that never ends.
Some questions will never have an answer Heh~

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why's it gonna be interesting?? you got somethin going on???
nice!!! hope that hangover goes away soon, drink plenty of water and stuff!!!

Claiming Papa Joel from the almighty God of anime: The Last of Us

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Oh, nothing much...

>plotting intensifies

Thank you but I'm mostly good I've been up for like three hours think it's all good now!

maybe so~

I'm just going out to the store to get some food. I'll be back soon.

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Okay...
That game was okay, i guess

I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.

hello OP

I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate

Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!

vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj

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kicking squealing gucci little piggy

See you soon Maki~

Hot.

Ooh,
I wasn't in the mood for fapping but...

o-oh ummm well i hope that plotting goes well!!!! whatever you're plotting....about
that's good, see you!!

claimed

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My kouhai!
How are you Akiko?!

it's only 11 and i'm already nodding off. sorry i couldn't post much tonight. goodnight

goodnight robot

I'm good, had night terrors again but slept until 1 pm so I can't complain. Don't really know what to do with the rest of my day off though

And I forgot pic

Night old man fister

not the same user

Goodnight, little robot

>Sweet dreams

>day off
You're sooo lucky
I have to go to school and shit
So I'll see you later
>night terrors
Well i hope they pass and you have sweet dreams about Akiko

Breakfast of Champions:
2 Maple Sausage Kolaches
Coffee. 2 French Vanilla, Chocolate Milk, Marshmallows
And a blunt.

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KOALAS?!

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I've seen enough anime and Sup Forums threads to know exactly where this is going.

Wow so edgy hope you slit your throat with that edge

>claiming tekkin
Nice

Well. I need to sleep. G'night /waifu/, sleep well.

youtu.be/fJzS2wCbEmw

Thread seems to be going slow. Just the way I like it

Eh it seems to be either night terrors or dreamless sleep for me. I dreamt of my waifu once a few days ago
Feels good man

Nice fightstick you got there. I use a Dualshock 4 myself however.

Kolaches.
Bread wrapped breakfast sausage.

Can I come over? The only thing better than a is a joint before a blunt.

>Breakfast of champions
>Not a dozen scrambled eggs

Goodnight, and good luck.

Dreamless sleep for me. The most my nightmares amount to is me falling and then waking up before I hit the ground.

>maple sausage koalas
kek

Night doppel

>coughs uncontrollably from the dank smoke

DUDE WEED LOL

>ignored
>as usual

I looked up a video of a lady making the Koalas, they look like bread sausage buns

Eh

I'll notice you.

Good night

@684610931
You get a reply but not a (You) from me

Harsh.

The breakfast of REAL champions is Coffee and a Cigarette.

It used to be Wheaties, but ever since Michael Phelps got busted for pot, Weedies has gotten pretty popular amongst stoners as a dry snack.

The best track from the new album

wanna suck my dick?

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I will sausage your bun if you keep acting retarded.

No, thats Warping. But 'Eh' is what I always show to someone who isn't into Death Grips since its the easiest to get into.

Thanks.
You can have one.
No

Ah my nightmares seem to be very varied, from being chased by earth demons to me being the actual monster. Tonight it was something about the desert and the ocean and shadows trying to drag me down with every wave

Your call for attention has been hear, have a (You)

I'm gonna have to agree with the eggs. Also can't beat some nice fruit. It has the juices and the sugars

Looks like a dick sucking mouth to me.

How are you?

Hey red

You're a pretty fruity guy

Something that always bothered me about LS is that the characters have HUGE foreheads, I mean just look at that pic and imagine her hair lifted up a little, that's a massive cranium
I could go for koala
I always suggest Guillotine and The Fever, they're pretty simple
I had a friend in high school named Red

Hey user ure cute :3

that would be "meeme"

COFFEE CAN HAVE JUICES AND SUGAR!

AAAAAND IT KEEPS YOU REGULAR WITH NATURAL DIURETICS.

IT'S FUCKING SUPER FOOD YOU PLEB.

stop using caps u twat

Hello.

Your friend seems like a cool person

>not pasta
You need saving, let us read

Mother Suiseiseki loves us, she loves me and you and everybody, and through the teachings of her sacred word we will live in harmony and oneness, and ascend into a state of pure anonymity ~desu
When we are all the same mind and spirit~
~desu, the sacred sound, so that it may resonate within us and flow out to touch the ethereal beyond ~desu
the sacred vibration, resonates with the great fiery waters beyond the universe, and touches god
~desu appears embraced in a beautiful chorus of vibration
Mother Suiseiseki is in all things, in all places. You can not imprison her any more than you could cage the wind ~desu.
Suiseiseki cultivates the possibility, ever so gently pulling it from the one all, so that it is allowed to manifest ~desu.
It is through these manifestations of temporary individuality that the spirit energy is made to grow before returning to the great nothing ~desu.
Suiseiseki is all things, and thus the evil is also required~ But it is always the way, that the evil do not know they are only aiding in cosmic unity, because they are driven by selfishness and hate. While the good, know that the evil is also a part of the all. Which is what allows them to be full of love for all things ~desu.
Its in this way, that suiseiseki can favor only one, because where love is given it is got, and hatred breeds death. The duality extends to all depths, even into the heart of suiseiseki herself. So that she needs not give equal favor to each side, even though each is equal in the universe ~desu.
This is the difference between the mind and the spirit, the mind knows not the spirit, the spirit knows not at all, but drives all things ~desu.

>joke noticed
Bruh, fruit has evolved specifically to be eaten. Why wouldn't you indulge on those sweet juicy peaches? They're drinks and snacks in one, they taste sweet and they're good for you too

Nah mang, tea masterrace. Black tea in the morning, yellow tea in the evening. Way more variants and theanine doesn't get you as fucked up as caffeine

tl;dr

Coffee > Juice as a breakfast beverage.

Anyone who disagrees needs to be 18 years old to post here.

I don't like either but I'd rather have the coffing

>konata

holy molly this guy is superior.
>Way more variants and theanine doesn't get you as fucked up as caffeine

let people enjoy what they like you cringelord

>Tea

Can't do it for breakfast. It's great any other time.

My argument was strictly against Juice.

Don't get me wrong, I like juice too. But Coffee wins as a breakfast beverage.

>by fruits he means peaches
should have expected this desu
Agree agree tho, fruits are best.
Game progress?

coffe is ghey lol xd

I prefer tea but I drink both.