I'm on the shitter because I ate an entire full size watermelon, ask me anything.
I'm on the shitter because I ate an entire full size watermelon, ask me anything
nigger
How shall I kill myself?
Were you high when you ate said watermelon?
Was it worth?
Was it worth it?
In your opinion is it an effective laxative and how does it compare with prune juice.
My asshole is on fire, but yes
Sort of, passed right through me and now I'm incredibly de-hydrated
Why do you pee sitting down?
Watermelon
I'm peeing out my asshole
Are you a chiken?
As a kite
SHUT IT DOWN
did you eat the seeds?
I had seedless
You wouldnt be on the shitter before at least 12 hours later. Unless you already had a serious case of diarrhea. You would be urinating frequently for some hours though
I ate an entire watermelon, what do you think?
Did you consider the diminishing returns of eating the entire melon in one sitting, or did you consciously decide the achievement of eating the entire melon in one sitting to adequately compensate for them?
I think that you are happy that you decided to eat an entire watermelon, because they usually taste great. But that you are urinating a lot.
Yes and yes
How did you eat the watermelon? Were you cutting off pieces and eating them individually, did you just gnaw your way through it or what?
Why did you eat the whole fucking thing?
I cut the rind of and diced it
Is that true?
Pic of your shit
Are you of the negro race?
and if not, do you feel/look blacker now?
I've finished the first round, but it kinda looked like tandoori chicken
>watermelon bark is natural viagra
Made juice from the bark and drunk it all summer.
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