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MORNIN' GEORGE edition

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Mornin' lads,
Any plans for today then?

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>26 years of judo
>4 cracked ribs
Wins love from proper Mongols not just Finns.

study

if the gf is up for it maybe pop over to hers for a bit

i have never had sex

I WOULD LIKE

TO GET

TO KNOW /brit/ BETTER

LIKE TO GET

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

FUCK OFF CUNT

*CRACKS WHIP*

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*spits a sick 64 in which I imply your mother is a lady of the night*

y

i'm a murderer and rapist of women

spoilt brats

absolute state of aussie shitposting

step it up you boring mongy twats

shall be forwarding this memoir directly to the authorities

all me

At least your not a bender

Reach out and touch meee

I will personally punch the lights out of any POMMY BASTARD, YANK CUNT, or LEAF who calls me a shitposter

too many died

Filmed in Scotland
Dat Fincher

Too quality post here

mate I will knock the lights out of you so fast you'd think it was the blitz

Pizza is here lads

BURY
HIS
UNCLE
lads

The deathtoll was unimaginable.

first take a shower because i played tennis
then venture into the wilderness of the concrete jungle

how will we begin to rebuild

Did the pizza boy ask you why you weren't going out on a Saturday night in a condescending tone?

wanking when you need a piss makes it feel so much better for some reason, then the piss afterwards feels better too

>see absolutely cracking deal online
>no money at the moment to buy it
>by the time I have the money the deal is over

REALLY IMPORTANT POLE

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Nah because he's only delivering pizzas all night

more like
>see absolutely cracking deal online
>no money at the moment to buy it
>no money in the future to buy it

screamer do not click

do a poo

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>hit the weights and get /fit/
who actually buys this gimmick? those lads over on fit must be monged out on the 'roids or something coming out with bollox like that

the vile swede

hmm, we mustn't have had the same pizza boy then... last week i ordered pizza on a Saturday night and he (rudely) asked why I wasn't out, naturally I dropped my pasgetti and now I've set a plan in motion to find out where he lives so I can slash his tires.

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>The.Magnificent.Seven.2016.720p.BRRip.x264.AAC-ETRG

is this movie worth downloading?

Does New Zealand have spiders like Australia?

>not yelling out "Pizza's here lads!"

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Anyone who puts and/or enjoys music being put into 8-bit is an absolute runt and should off themselves immediately. Ta, lads

made me thingk

Love living vicariously through Lovesick (TV Series)

really do not enjoy life

enjoyed this post

t. sad case who tried lifting for a week then gave up

stop being a perpetual victim and propel your life forward in some kind of way and it'll probably improve your state of mind, even if only by a bit.

y

just come down here m8. don't be a wuss

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makes me laugh that Ben throws his toys out the pram whenever Sup Forums makes racist edits when in fact he's a crypto-rorke

monumentally fucked if I have

except he won literally any non-poltard back by adding filtering so we wouldn't have to hear about politics again

doing any kind of sport is good enough, no need to always end up lifting

It's really not too different from killing youself, you're destroying your identity to become a big dumb sex object for women. Whatever is left is not the same person. /fit/ types hate themselves, they just choose changing themselves over killing themselves.

>t. sad case who tried lifting for a week then gave up
work on the critical thinking meathead, that's not me at all

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you need to drop acid some time my dude

>he doesnt lift weights and do trailrunning
let me guess you play video games and watch anime

redpill me on fidel castro

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memes lads

memes

Shan't be clicking that, I scream whenever I come across a British spider.

meathead? i dont lift

> tfw to intelligent too lift

How fucking tragic your life must be if you have a gf and post on here.

Fucking state of YOU

>to become a big dumb sex object for women
but 90% of women are grossed out by the /fit/ benders and would easily prefer a slim or ottermode lad over them

nope

see this

don't forget, he's probably an 'expert' swordsman well

can hear the possums squealing again

sounds like they're being attacked by the neighbours

What a fucking annoying little shit Ellie Simmonds is.

ahhhh yeeeeeeessss, post sport endorphins waaaahheeeeeyyyy

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makes great pies

>but 90% of women are grossed out by the /fit/ benders
Sure but in their mind they think diverting their autism from anime or whatever into becoming a overinflated gorilla balloon will somehow get them laid

savage

>have 16 year old 'co-worker' who lies compulsively about himself
>now he has a "5 grand Rolex" that's totally real

Can't be bothered to argue that it's fake, It super light too

ah yes, let's justify my unhealthy physique by stating that you can't possibly improve both your mind and body.

>too busy training my brain to train my body
the absolute STATE of /brit/

people who should be gassed:

> those who try to force laughter instead of laughing naturally like a normal human being

i get irrationally upset by those so-called "people" who do that

Morning user

where do you work?

*turns the valve in your cell*
*boiling water pours down from the ceiling*

Get the fuck out of my bed you fucking dog cunt

>pushes blondie out

hahaha

Canada's Hawaii.

SOMEBODY ORDERED A PIZZA BALL

doing a sleep

>dat fleshlight on the side

Dirty bitch

Tesco petrol station

Part time while I wait for my army training

what type of music is this
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Who are you trying to impress, fella?

You're a fucking anonymous entity on a Bornean dragon dildo appreciation board. You think anyone really cares, or actually believes you?

sounds like soul

sounds miserable lol

soul with a bit of funk

>2016
>training your body instead of just maintaining a healthy diet
t. sad cunts who can't get laid

>work 10 hours a week and spend the rest of it playing video games

Eh

gold is a light metal though, I'd question it more if it was rather heavy.

Perhaps it is a genuine rolex because it is so light, can't imagine a luxury watch being made to weigh down your wrist.

>gold is a light metal

*pulls out the self contained breathing apparatus i've been hiding*

you really think you're the one pulling the strings here? pathetic.

i knew about your plan long before it was set into motion, i'll be with you shortly my trivial little insectoid.

What point are you trying to make, and what is it you're accusing me of wanting to make you believe?

He's a 5'4 chubby 16 year old kid who works part time at tesco

He does not wear a 5k pound rolex

I feel a little bad for him

All the managers hate him and openly make jokes about him