I need help finding a prostitute...

I need help finding a prostitute. i've done some research about avoiding police stings and making sure the goods are legit. But I still have troubling committing because I'm afraid of fucking up a crime free record. Even worse, sites like BP are full of posts with sketchy descriptions and shit (I can't tell if all these bitches are just illiterate, or if it's spam).

Pic related, taken from a BP post in my city.

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gonna bump with BP dump. I like latinas btw

If they spell out the phone number, it's a scam. They don't want you to Google them.

If they are Asian, 100% the pictures are fake.

A lot of people are illiterate. That doesn't make them bad.

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>Legal prostitutes
>'Murica
Pick one

don't know what city but heard adultwork is good but any other suggestions are welcome

Just spend a weekend in Vegas

so far I know to avoid those, and posts with professional photos. I use the same rules for CL, but posts on BP are full of weird characters and baity titles (unsurprisingly)

never said I was looking for legal you dyslexic, I'm trying not to get caught.

If they're legal, why worry?

Use the nude modeling test.

i'd like to know this too.
I'm not hard up for sex, just for some reason fucking an escort/prostitute/whatever is a huge fantasy for me.
I'm in Portland, if that matters, and a lot of the posts on backpage look legit. However I know quite a few stings have been in the news lately and according to the news stories the cops used backpage and craigslist, among other sites.

look at seeking arrament websites

that basically makes the price $1k+ no cum dump is worth that much.

You're clearly not aware of american politics. there are no legal prostitutes outside of nevada

tried that. told them i wanted to take nood photos in person, to cover my ass and all, but usually get no responses afterward. that tells me they're either cops, bots, or suspicious.

Not the most cost effective way to go.

exactly. i got a girlfriend, and she doesn't mind me getting my dick wet if it gives her a break. plus, the shit these cunt do for pocket change tickles my pickle

>$1k+
Economy of scale. Fuck enough people during that weekend so that it's worth it to you.

you don't know how a 22 yo libido works. i don't want puss puss in a month, i want it tonight

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that can really work, there are lots of females using those that are willing to fuck for cash, but it's not a quick thing and op wants to fuck SOON, not chat with someone for a week, figure out if they're legit, and then maybe fuck them.

I mainly need tips on avoiding cops, and better alternatives to BP

Honestly, when it's urgent, I just go to a massage parlor. I hate making all those phone calls to set something up.

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not many sleeze parlors around here

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my main problem is telling teh fakes from the legit stuff. Posts with $40 specials and shit are clearly fake, and the one saying they just arrived seem sketch. No skin and too much clothing in pics tells me it's s sting.

I want to try a threesome, and I need to take video (obviously). I'm nervous about negotiating that.

like this post here seems too good to be true.

how do i get to fuck those cow tits without getting a criminal record?

Come to vegas user ill show you

You have to to Thailand for cheep video of a 3 some

more of her

That one might actually be okay

I'm not sure if those are red flags for stings or not, tho i'm very sure some of them can be.
I know I've read that if you make sure their phone number has reviews attached to it on one of the review sites, it typically means the girl is safe (or at least not a cop), but I don't know how accurate that is.
Also don't want to pay to become a member to read the reviews past the headlines (it's always like 6 posts of "i saw jaycie on a sunday, i got there early and she...JOIN NOW TO READ FULL REVIEW".

Strip Club
For the right price you can fuck the whore of your choice

when it comes to outcalls and incalls, should i trust the incalls? it would be easy for police to setup a sting and snatch my ass as soon s i step into the building. Outcalls i could easily give a motel address, but moost girls ask for incalls

aren't those more expensive?

the chubby bitches and girls with little to imagination I can tell are somewhat real, but they could be bots with someone else's pic

That one is trickier. I'd never go to her hotel, but I've gone to outcalls before.

What are the signs that it's fake/a setup? I was told about a site that also has reviews but the girl I want to see has no reviews, any ideas?

Why would you fuck a prostitute? There will be no special connection between the two of you if you fuck... it's better fapping than having sex with a person that doesn't care for you emotionally

i saw that too. Te signs I use are generally the same for CL

GTFO of my thread

$200 was the last I heard

as far as it being fake, i read that any mentions of sex in the post, phone call or texts is sus. You never talk about sex, and if the girl doesn't have a history of posts then it's likely a sting. No reviews on other sites is a bad thing.

Fuck, I really want to see that girl but don't want to get robbed/arrested. I may try the nude modeling thing I guess

I know enough to use a free text/call app with another number so i can't be traced so easily

Check out TER, The erotic review

Its free but for really detailed info it will cost about $20/ month. The reviews are a funny read.

Hookers get new cell# like crazy so its difficult to check if they are legit.

Almost all strippers are also hookers. She'll let you know the deal after a few songs.

Complements and cash go a long long way..

Shame that prostitution still isn't legal everywhere. Where I live, prostitution is legal and governed on a federal level.

yeah that's the site ! if they don't have any review there I don't bother, but at he same time, there could be legit girls not using it, or new girls with no reviews. i don't think many guys think "Now that's i busted babies in this skank, I should write a retrieve highlighting her positive qualities."

What do the bfe/gfe etc stand for?

Oh nah that's not the site I use, I use night shift but I checked that one as well and found good reviews for this thick milf in my area

but then i's spend about $300 instead of $150.

Speaking of which, whats the typical price, and when is a price suspicious? I don't trust anything under $100 for a good looking chick

I was in the same boat as you. What I did not intentionally was, I looked at the postings on backpage everyday wishing I had the balls to fuck them. But I was scared of the police sting. After literally months and months of creeping, you notice that you see some familiar faces(or Tits and ass). Those are girls who don't leave your city and just make a living doing it. To further justify it, pick the ones with cell phone selfies and not professional photoshoots. Make note of their name, sometimes they post what part of town they are staying in. Then make sure the pictures, name, area stay consistent. They get harassed a lot so they do change their numbers frequently. But you can also check escort review sites for your city and match girls up who have good reviews to girls you see posting. Also girls that leave your town and are highly reviewed will either post on the site them self to say they are coming back, or they'll notify one of their regulars. The regulars then post on the review forums saying SO AND SO IS COMING BACK ON THIS DAY!

Hope this helps, bp hookers are fun.

Agreed, if you're in the NYC area.

thanks bro. that shit actually helps. Any tips for getting my weenus wet tonight, instead of next week?...

eccie.net is another good site. More information available for free than TER as long as you register.,
Some of the girls there also advertise on BP.
When one of us hobbyists finds a good BP girl, we try to get her moved over eccie.
There are also plenty of reviews of BP girls there as well.

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girlfriend experience
and PSE pornstar experience

I'm in the NYC area but always been to anxious to hire one

1. Pick a girl with cell phone selfies
2. Arrange a time, it's most important she comes to your place, don't go there.
3. While arranging time do not discuss any sexual acts through text or the phone call. That's a sign it's a set up. Just how much money for how much time together.
4. When she comes over have the money in an envelope out in obvious sight such as the centre of a coffee table and sit down with her.
5. Don't touch her or ask her to do anything to you. Let her see/check the money then she should start touching you or undressing.
6. If she grabs your dick or strips off her clothes you are then 100% on the clear in my opinion.


Usually before they will even converse with you that want to see the money so they know they aren't going to get ripped off.

They are also scared of you being a cop too, so if she's looking around your place as she walks in or while she's sitting down with you that's a good sign. She will probably ask to use your bathroom too, to further creep on your home to see if you have all legit toiletries and common mess around the house.

in NYC girls will cost about $300-400/hr

If you are a regular then it might be the same $ but double or even triple time.

Those SUNY or NYC chicks will bump and suck you dry all night and they need to pay rent..

Good stuff my man. Thank you all for helping little user get the booty

>If they spell out the phone number, it's a scam. They don't want you to Google them.

What?

Ask them if they want to get high. Offer it.

I have NEVER met a call girl that didn't have weed in her purse.

A cop wont offer weed..

>If they spell out the phone number, it's a scam. They don't want you to Google them.
lolwut.
even hookers aren't stupid enough to not realize a number can be made back into numerals after being spelled out

>hey officer, wanna get high?
Sir, can you step out of the vehicle for me please?

You know that escorts are legal, right?
Fuck an escort. They usually have dedicated websites.

You can't get a slut from Tinder?

I always choose outcalls. Fewer surprises that way.

An example

boston backpage com/BodyRubs/beauty-dollk-i-s-s-i-n-g-t-e-a-s-i-n-g-f-e-e-l-i-n-g-s-nuru/33456932

>call me: 5o8--419--3476

Vs
boston backpage com/FemaleEscorts/come-play-with-party-girl-caramel-brockton-incall-special-right-now-80-text-me-now/34621520


One is written in such a way that you can Google the number. The other is written so that 5o8 and 508 and five 08 will all be different. So they can change the number a little bit each time, and you'll never find old ads or complaints about them.

I forgot to mention, if you see one with professional photos and her face is shown and not blurred out, and in the add is a link to a professionally made website, she's probably legit.

The high end ones that are picky and have a lot of restrictions that look like models do that, they are the ones who guys pick to take on all expense paid trips and such. They make the websites to showcase themselves and they also usually have some creepy regulars all over the country. Those creepy regulars want to know where she is traveling too (her work schedule should be posted on there). She might also have a section for gifts, since strange people like to buy escorts gifts and send it to them.

Those girls are real, but they make for a more mechanical experience. They'll probably check your dick out blatantly, some won't even touch your dick with their bare hands and will jerk you off with a towel or make you put a condom on to give you just a handjob.

I had a Russian blonde inspect my dick, but she touched it with her bare hand to look at it though, it makes it a bit more awkward.

I had the same thing happen. It was like penis inspection day in middle school. Super awkward.

Sup Forums keeps surprising me after all these years...
lol

Do your research. Usasexguide. Info is a great source

I'm gonna stop you for a sec,
My sister is a pro crackwhore on BP and when she needs crack RIGHT THEN she will put up 'specials' like FREE with reference. This means she will fuck you for crack.
She's usually around 50 an hour so she's already dirt cheap, but ask a BP whore if she will let you pay her to send nudes with a timestamp to your phone. Give 5 bucks for two pics, whores think that's an easy pack of cigs and should do it.

Where? I want to fuck your sister.

Same

I'm in the NYC area too. I actually got bored of it. Maybe I got super lucky and never had a problem, but it was a gateway thing for me... I can't find anything though...

Okay, that makes sense

Triggered

Does your sister have scars in her ass from the broken glass and heated wire hangers?

One should just pull the scabs off her taint to use the bloody puss filled goo as lube...