Ask a cog anything, you faggots

Ask a cog anything, you faggots.

How long is your dick?

How many teeth do you have?
Are you a part of a gear train? If so, what's the ratio?

Oh, come on. 6.2 inches. Unfortunately, no pics because..well, come on, i'm in a fucking office.

Wrong cog, get out.

What is your radius and how often do you rotate in a day?

Again, wrong cog you're talking about.

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This is now a cog thread

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Alright, faggots, this is OP here.

Do you see THIS faggot game? Unfortunately, that is where I am from. So, stop mistaking me for a fucking gear.

Fuck your trips, I'll be as retarded as I damn well want

cog birb

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Hello, fellow cog how are you doing with the Toons Rebellion?

fUCK OFF BACK TO HQ FAGS

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Not very well. They beat around 5 of our buildings and I bet they'll come for me soon.

Fuck off, Legal Eagle, don't tell me what the fuck to do.

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FUCKING-

Alright, I fell into that one.

Why is it called gears of war? Why cogs and gears?

So, any more questions to ask me? Or, should I just fuck off and get killed by Toons?

I don't fucking know. Ask Flunky, he's a fucking nerd when it comes to shit videogames.

how does differential steering work?

Go on Wikipedia..

what kind of shitty ama is this?

The kind where faggots mistake me for a gear, have a short gear thread and the OP is a smartass. The OP being me.