One sentence you hope you will never say

One sentence you hope you will never say.

Ill start

>rest in peace my child.

Clinton won.

>Hitler did something wrong

>Wait, you said you were 18?

I don't think we should be friends anymore

Yeah, that's my child porn, officer.

Here's my EBT card

You're 18!?

I love you.

>sorry for raping your child

Been there

You mean, 'You're welcome for raping your child'

"I'm sorry, but I sumply can be a woman who has a bigger dick then me"

Catholics were right.

"well it's not my fault your mom has a dick!"

>After 40 years, pic related still didnt took place.

Would you like fries with that?

Winrar!!

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Czeched

Here Mohammed, take my stuff, im not allowed to have property anyway.