How to pick this lock? I'm on the INSIDE with no wrench or screwdriver

How to pick this lock? I'm on the INSIDE with no wrench or screwdriver

Use your dick. Should be thin enough

if that's the other end of the door knob, then try and pop that fucker out with something blunt and hard. like your dick

Find something that fits the hole and start slamming it against the lock.

Happened to me once, you're fucked can't even open it with a screwdriver.

Why are you locked OP?

Post a picture of your hand, I have a theory I'd like to test

I slammed the door shut and the lock automatically kicked in

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Don't be a bitch, kick the door down.

kick the door as hard as you can as close to the lock as possible.

That isn't locked. Just slide the mechanism away from door jamb.

Alternatively, you can twist the screw driver like a key, if you haven't broken the mechanism already.

As a last resort, you can slam your head into the door until it breaks, since you are already a potatoe.

yep. you have no idea how to survive in the real world.

i weep for the current generation.

this tbh fam

use a gun, the murican way or bring a flag near it, it may just open from the sheer force of freedom.

Use any long and thin item to stick in the little hole on the left to move the metal lock piece.

try with a knife i always do that, if its not locked then you can use a somewhat solid sheet of paper or a radio trough the extremity of the door that has the lock

sorry for bad englando

WOW!
This generation is truly fucked!

underage confirmed

op will sit there in sad silence until he sees someone through the hole in the door and he will beg for help and someone who's actually used their hands to be productive in life will come rescue him.

op, you'd better start screaming for help. maybe dial 911, they can put you in touch with people with those hands you need.

Actually kick the door down. Its probably the best chance you have of getting out without someone knowing that you were enough of a bitch in the first place to get locked in.

If you do kick it down, post pics of the result.

just kick the fucking door in

>not being able to just punch your way through that $20 hollow veneer door...

time flies when you're a faget.

OPIE, are you on the side of the door with the hinge pins?

Hinge pins often pull up and out of the hinges. Try it.

Illegals can get past 15 ft fences with barbed wire and electronic sensors.
OP can't pop a door latch and get out of a closet.
America's future is doomed.