Post characters who are basically you

>Post characters who are basically you

>the joker
>mysterious
>funny
>cunning
>mischievous
>not to be messed with

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Edgy teen then huh?

We're all terrified, aren't we.

fuck off

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kek this fucker thinks he's similar to an international criminal mastermind....okay, faggot, whatever you say...kek

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kys faggot

I think you both mean fictional, completely unrealistic characters.

OP is cringe.

come at me bro

>deadly
My only trait.

>mysterious
>cunning

How's highschool faggot?

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>being this autistic

This is op

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Oh, look, we have a down-to-earth user here. Thanks for the reality check, faggot.
>tfw you forget where you are....

>miserable
>might as well be comfortable

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This x 50,000,000

You forgot "neckbeard", "fat" & "gay"

I hope you get bullied tomerrow in gym class

who is that?

>lies and manipulate people for my own good
>love to cook
>literally 6000 dollars worth of suits in my closet

you are right. I'm on Sup Forums with a bunch of 15-20 year olds trying to act like they are the baddest mother-fucker out there and who have only read comics and novels assigned for classes. And yeah its fiction but try and be more fucking original and not play "most-cool-maniac-card!" its fuckign cringe-worthy as fuck.

My wife taking a cumshot selfie. She just looks a bit like that joker in these pics

>I'm on Sup Forums with a bunch of 15-20 year olds trying to act like they are the baddest mother-fucker out there and who have only read comics and novels assigned for classes. And yeah its fiction but try and be more fucking original and not play "most-cool-maniac-card!" its fuckign cringe-worthy as fuck.

I guess you're the only adult playing with teenagers, huh, creep?

relax son, you don't have to be angry at the world. you have been given life, and yes, yu sound like a total joker ya tosser

well beware as I do have a classy side
but also
a dark side.....

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moar

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she will kill you for sure one day
more of her nude

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u fukn wot ya cunt

cumshot on honeymoon?

Wedding night

What? I like a good book and spending time with my GF's son/brother.

if you're gonna insult me please do it in english, you fucking Mexican!

how long y'all been together?

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I've absorbed so much of his mentality and autistic vision I have become his spiritual apprentice.

Me everyday of my life

i'm english ya poofta

8 year

Dude from requiem for a dream. Drug addict, blah blah. Basically me.

I'm second guessing getting married. With your experience, do you think I should?

Cowardly, fat, can't fight, beta, has the ability to read and write and everyone is impressed, dates a 3/10, best friend who is alpha and cooler in every way

Edgy 14 year old confirmed. Nothing personal kid.

So much edge, so be like Heath Ledger and kill yourself

hot

and the worth of your MLP collection?

autistic as fuck

What a pathetic cumshot

This is an unintentional cringe thread.

Yeah j love it, but my wife is really cool

I'd obviously had sex a few times already that night. Moron.

you are such a faggot.

So Sup Forums?

You're just a joke. Plus you smell like hotdog water. Fight me faggot.

>This idiot
>Thinks sex is like porn
Cumshots aren't fuckmassive like in porn, they use fake semen for that. Idiot.

you dont want to test me faggot its the one you will fail

I feel he is a virgin

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I'm black.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I agree. He's almost certainly a basement troll.

Sick cunt

>I feel he is a virgin

You FEEL he's a virgin? Are you inside his tender, ripe, virgin boypussy, user?

Hi Evan.

>wicked sense of humor

>2016
>Being baited this hard

You know Summer is here when bait threads draw this many bites.

You are showing yourself to be very young here, idiot. Enjoy this picture of me grabbing my wife's ass

Op is a edgy fag lord

>Huge. (5'11 irl)
>Demanding (Eats worlds and doesn't ask)
>Smart (Gets knowledge by eating worlds)
>Has cuck that does everything for him (mom)

Top cringe

trips checked

cool story bro.
so umm why haven't you killed the batman yet?

joot suit Daffy Duck

Shut the fuck up retard

>itt post characters who you wish people saw you as but sadly will never be even remotely similar because you're pathetic

That's a man's ass.

only in your eyes
>faggot-vision activated!

Kek

>im most like dat boi, here i come!

>I figured out how to use meme arrows guys! XDDD

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Lol doubt it.

Fat faggot.

He is speaking english you fucking yank retard

>All these newfags' answers to the OP
>Ctrl F "intelligent" "nihilistic" and "wicked"
>No results
I hate this site

>faggot power level at 9000 and IT'S STILL GOING UP!

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

This is my design

I always felt a strong connection to good ol' Airhinge Saeger.

>Cares about his friends.
>Goes into the military.
>Fucks his sister.
>Smiles even when his arm falls off sometimes.
>Hidden alpha powers resonate within him.
>Gets really huge sometimes.