ITT: We're at a house party

ITT: We're at a house party.

I'm in the corner sharing a drink to myself staring down at my phone starting a new thread

Oh hey, a dog

Oh guys, the DJ is taking requests. So anything you want to play just say it.

I'm by wherever the free food and alcohol is, getting tanked and talking to random strangers.

Basshunter- Dota

So did any of you hear that Cindy is pregnant again? Isn't she a Junior now?

im out front by myself with a beer staring into the distance hoping to appear mysterious and attract the kooky crazy girl to swing with me on a swing.

what will really happen is i will drink this wine cooler and likely end up sucking a black guys cock which is deep down the real reason i and you both came here.

"The shitters clogged!"

I pull out my dick and do a dick-copter, and claim to be the best dick-copter pilot in the land. Challenge ladies and men alike to dick-copter contests because I know I'm Charles dickcopterson, Ace pilot.

The music is too loud. Why have I come here.
I could be on Sup Forums right now.

>walk straight to kitchen
>start playing bartender
>one for you, one for me!
>end up getting shit faced AND getting to be everyone's favorite bartender
Who says service industry doesn't have its perks?

Oh shit neighboors called the cops already wtf man its only been like an hour

drink four beers and piss "hitler did nothing wrong" on t-shirts

>initiate fuck da police chant

Tub thumper by chumbawumba

But if they want an old fashioned they can stir it themselves.

Play some skynrd!!!

All of the drinks mentioned in this song must be drank before the song ends.

>drop MD and rave like fuck in the middle of the room while everyone who isn't on it gets really confused and thinks I've had a mental breakdown

Pretend to be looking for my friends, while i work my way through the crowd rubbing against as many chicks as i can

dude holy fuck those titties tho

>Stand awkwardly on my own, without anyone to talk to
>Quickly down as many drinks as I can to take away the anxiety
Whose ready to party!

Does anybody want to play mtg? You can have one of my side decks.

Some guys come in with white styrofoam cups with a purple liquid inside. They have little white four squared bars falling out of their pockets with the word "XANAX" etched on them. They reek of marijuana. You can tell they just got out of a shoot out by the steam coming off of the glocks in their pockets. Outside you can hear the bass of multiple cars all playing Desiigner's Panda. And it is at this moment, you know that its about to get lit.

milady

More like
>who's that fucking loser acting like a sperg?
>I don't know I didn't invite him

>Going to the bar
>Ordering one drink after another
tfw not drunk enough for this party yet

I'm ready to PAR TAY are you ready to PAR TAY user?!

why is parties?

I unleash a bear like roar and jump off the second stand balcony naked. I impact face first into the beer pong table and lay unconscious.

My nigga

I'm ready to PAR TAY are YOU ready to PART TAY user?!

...

Flashback to basically every Thursday night of my entire career.

my feet hurt :/

I just fucked the cat and pissed inside
Hope you don't mind

This. But not fucking sweet home or freebird ffs

Call me the breeze.

I'm Muslim, anyone who rolls dubs below me sets the bomb off.

Assuming we allow Muslims in this party, gtfo sand nigger

SANDSTORM!!

Move awkwardly through the crowd, unsmiling.
Find the quietest, least occupied room in the house, sit down sensibly on a chair or other object. If none found, the floor with my back to a wall.

Wait for the party to be over.

If anyone tries to talk to me, tell them I'll be out soon and to meet me back in the main room.

If they persist, change rooms to one where they won't expect me to be.

I pull out an ar15 assault rifle with a adjustable stock, bayonet, 30rd mag, and flash hider, and blow your rag head clean off your shoulders.

Then I initiate USA chant.