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Thread cont. Go to Chevrolet's Live Chat and ask to speak with Elisha, then tell her you love her.

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How about you faggots post a link this time

Just google it. Stop being so useless. Literally first link on google.

Google chevy live chat
then scroll down
select shopping for a new car

isnt elisha a guys name?

Elijah? Yes. Elisha? No.

nigga they wont even let me chat anymore, it takes forever for an agent to show up, and when they do, they kick me right away

Agreed, we need to start on a new company

Wont take my chat my name is Jimmy Russland

It's what happens when they get spammed with "NIGGER xDDDDDDDD"

They DC if you say almost anything now

Fiat.

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BMW next?

bmw doesnt have a good live chat

fiat is better
its an autism car

jej
heres some more cancer

fiat doesnt have an agent

Don't go to the new car option, try the other ones.

From previous

Try Ford

> the chat potion

wtf ?

Hey guys if this doesnt work we can go raid AT&T's customer support chatline

LEt me try volvo

She's resilient! I like Laura.

fucking kek user

>Just send the bill to my gravestone

Sides fucking obliterated

Lol

KEK

elisha was salty but i suspect you're making laura's day; she's so fed up with all the usual complaining bullshit but this is novel

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>her name is Faye
>not roleplaying as Spike

Dun goof'd

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dont even get the context

LMAO

You mean there's someone on Sup Forums who has not seen Cowboy Bebop?

yes

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How rude

Barack will be angry after reading what they did to me! :(

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I lost. Thank you user.

Did we lose Laura?

I think you're overestimating how funny you are dude, this is shit-tier humor

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I was acualy interested

We lost her.

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My question was "Which car comes standard with heated seats"

shes totally oblivious to the jew jokes lol

You're not funny man. Come up with something good instead of some stale pasta.

Welcome, oldfag. I can see you know the lingo, that means you're an oldfag. kek. This is really funny, kek. My sides are in orbit.

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She does not respect the needs of the Islamic State!

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this is pretty funny, i admit

I've got faye atm

kek

my upload speed is literally ass. can't upload shit.

well damn

Holy fuck this was terrible.

like in a good or bad way?
i think the latter

kekle

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kek

heres some names


Long dong

ho lee fuk

phuc dat bich

bang ding ow

wei tu lo

bang wang

They might send a patrol to your address if you get aggressive,too many complaints. She'll say you were verbally raping her or something

I can't even get a fucking agent.

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i cant fucking upload anywhere else

this your first time? prob an ip ban if it isnt

Those chats are a person submitting automated responses anyways. How the duck is asking what car shed get being abusive. Those pipeline Charlie people are too god damn senator. I was talking to this retard and told her how terrible at her job she was. She hung up. I lulled.

Isn't my first time.

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shit luck or there all tied up because our bs what name are you using?

nice lol

yee i use tor, and fuck around with them

my sides

So we're just done being funny then?

I don't use TOR.
They can come crashing down that poor guy's door in Brazil if they want. I won't be there.

you don't use people's IPs in tor, you use their machines...

I meant it is my first time kek. I tried Paul Walker

i thought it was funny

kekkitykike

hahahaha

I get into a chat the faggot assister disconnected me for no reason.

Bumping

my upload speed is literally ass. posting the next one in imgur too, sorry.

Somebody post something good pls

top kek

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fuck my upload speed dude..

no shit i could probably hook you up with better internet, my dad works for verizon, i can give you his #

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my uncle works for nintendo

Best name ever

This is gold

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