What would you do with $2,000,000 inheritance? serious answers please

what would you do with $2,000,000 inheritance? serious answers please

kill self

invest in real estate

Use the money to buy personal stash of smegma

can you sauce the link where she had a bunch of vids

Buy real estate

Start own business/invest/buy new car/buy a house
Save the rest

change sex

invest in bitcoins

>buy Sup Forums
>ban everyone except people who give serious answers to threads, roughly 99%
>ask original question again

Kill yourself faggot.

4 chicks at once

Move out and continue living as normal minus trying to find work or ever worrying about where I'll go when my parents die.

invest in stocks

Buy an RV or a tiny house. Buy a plot of land innawoods somewhere cheap, probably 5-10 acres.

Find an online job making enough to pay for groceries and the small bills that I have.

Travel the world.

buy a house, put the rest away in a bank account and reel in dat interest boii

buy ETN, that pays 15%+ annually.

Small plot of land, small but functional house, farming equipment, rest goes into investment and or savings.

nigga you dumb

2 chicks at the same time.

Do a bunch of drugs, buy hookers, and kill myself.

interest below the inflation rate = lose money.

>become a farmer
My fucking sides

what do you guys think of my plan:

ima buy 5 condos/apartments @ 400k each and rent them out for $1500 a month and make about $75k a year

?

Invest or put 1,500,000 away for interest.
Have 500,000 aside to help family debts or mortgage's. Then spend whatever I have left over from the 500,000 on setting family up for future.

Pay down some student loans.

Id share it equally with all my friends. Seriously.

hire a lawyer and financial advisor

Have $200k for instant pleasure, buy whatever the fuck.
Put the rest in a savings account and live off the interest.

Invest 1mio, 1mio travelling, house, car etc...

This is the guy that blows it all, files for bankruptcy 3 years later and dies of a heroin overdose.

Fuck, came to thread just to post this, you beat me to it

26 years to make your money back?

Give it to ISIS so they can kill some Ameriscum.

I'm serious

il just live off the $75k

i wont have to get a job ever again

>become a farmer
>seed from neighboring farm flies onto own farm
>unintended crop grows
>lose farm in lawsuit

Nah niggah I just wouldn't trade my comfy life for a hard life of toiling in the fields all day. You dumb fuck.

>confirmed nigger
>just released from slavery
>only knows how to work on a farm

Pay off loans, invest small amount, and save the rest.

Pay for college, buy a nice house and car, spend the rest traveling and not have to worry about anything the rest of my life.

>dat bismuth

Given $1000 to everyone who posts their PayPal in this thread.

Kek

So you waste 2 millon to get 75k year, so in 25 years you can have your 2 millons. Sounds like you are eleven.

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how am i wasting my 2million? i still own the property

its just an investment

For the record, aint me. I'm the farmer. I wouldn't consider it toiling, I enjoy farming.

Coke.... Lots of coke

Be living like its 89 in Miami

Send it to the needy

Invest 65% into different things. Diversified stock portfolio, gold and silver (tangible, not in my portfolio)

I'd take another 15-20% and buy a house, cash. I'd also buy a sensible vehicle, perhaps a Toyota Tacoma or a Honda civic.

I'd keep 50,000 cash hidden in a floor safe in the basement. The rest I'd blow on pimping out my pad and partying and clothes and shit like that

%4 dividends is pretty solid.

Invest in high yield buy to let real estate, the other 1250000 away in savings to garner interest. Use the net worth to emmigrate to the us before buying the property though.

Damn that's actually a pretty good plan.

it would be more like 68000. you have to pay income tax on that 90000, plus shit goes wrong that you have to fix.

I went down that road. its not as great as you might think.

That would be a problem.

this farming seems like a wonderful pasttime. i guess i would do the same. i don't really want to do anything with my life. existing is nice on its own

Blow it all in a year. Im in my uncles will, networth 43 mill. futures looking good.

Who said you can rent it everytime you want? Hope your bankrupt. Do the maths.

Then I'll enjoy laughing at you like the nigger you all. All you're good for.

welcome to america.

its either i keep it in the bank and make like $20000 only for the interest or w.e or invest in the real estate

not sure what to do

I want to live off some kind of investment so i can never work again for my entire life

im only 20 now and i want enough cash to live till like 70

Retire to some shit hole country and live like a god.

Bank it and just chill...

move to thailand and buy a decent house and three young asain girls train them to be my wives and live happily ever after the end.

This.

Pay off my mortgage and my car, do some home improvement projects, set some aside for my daughters' college, go on a really nice vacation, and invest the rest so I can retire early.

Step 1: Reserve $100-200k to buy small condo.
Step 2: Invest remaining $1,800,000 in a 70/20/10 mix of stock index funds, bond index funds and real estate funds, respectively.
Step 3: Draw down 4% ($72,000) every year for life and never work again.

That's fine. Do as you like.

That's the plan.

first word of advice: don't keep it in cash form because the usd is depreciating as other economies/currencies develop.

Your math doesn't work, if $1 million gets you 2 chicks at the same time, $2 million should only get you 3 chicks at the same time.

Finance professional here. This guy is smart.

the USD is the strongest form of currency atm

Gold is not safe eiter

1. be sad my dad died
2. raze my house and build a million dollar house
3. live off interest / investments with my current broker
4. start shitty "I just inherited" threads on Sup Forums an never deliver

I already don't work and have fancy toys. I fucking hate people who keep their shitty $8 hr jobs after winning the lotto and shit.

dude you can do that with like 200,000 let alone 2,000,000

This.

why the fuck would you buy 400k apartments? I dont know how it is in the us, but UK landlords can buy lots of low price property (about $50k each 1 bedroom flats) where the tenants will be on welfare, state pays it directly to you, about $520 a month. It's good. But tenants on the giro often have welfare capped due to overpayment and boilers break and stuff. You've got to work.

Buy a house, newfoundland sheppard, hyundai i40 and invest in a fast food near high school and a fast food near a discotheque or a pub. Live happily ever after.

sew the crop first, for trespassing or something, ( or the seed, seeds source or the weatherchannel for telling it would blow from the other direction thatday )

They most likely will kill euro fags.

>tfw you inherit $2 million, tax free
>tfw Sup Forums is 2.1 million for sale
>tfw you will never have $100,000 to purchase 4chin

1 million lottery tickets

i would definitely not quite my job.

i get bored if i have too much off time anyway.

Pay off my mothers house and car, buy myself a decent bit of land where it's cheap, get 20 acres or so. Work my job that I currently have which is ~60k a year. Live a modest and fulfilling life knowing my mom was taken care of.

where i live thats the cheapest for a 1000 square foot place

youre not thinking long term. youre not making money by hoarding cash.

Thanks. But honestly I'm just a dumb grease monkey. My brother is an actuary and THAT motherfucker is smart. He helps me with my money and stuff so that's where I learned.

I'd give it all away to have a single friend

Buy more money.

What if you put all $2 million in savings? How long would it take for you to accumulate the $100,000 in interest?

>get a tech school degree you enjoy, roughly 10-15k

>invest the rest in whatever market you enjoy/hire an investor (usually a jew) and give them a reasonable % cut so they are inclined to work hard for you (better you do in the market better they do)

>find a job with tech school degree that you enjoy to pay cost of living expenses

>enjoy life when you want having financial security
currently what i'm doing with roughly the same amount of inheritance and enjoying life

i can do pretty much anything in life i want to

>atm

And less and less so every day. Everyone in Econ knows this isn't forever. Only a question of time.

The only answer tbh. You can always tell apart smart people on Sup Forums. Although, if argue 2 million really isn't enough money to invest in real estate in a major US city like NYC. If you already own a building that could help leverage deals along with your 2 million. But otherwise you're still a small fry in a place like NYC or SF.

I guess I'd buy massive amount of land in Detroit or even just 5-6 places in Florida.

>Go to highschool reunion.
>act like nothing is new
>have a group of actors walk up to you and apologize about your deceased inheritance relative
>act super upset
>have them remind you of your sweet fucking inheritance.
>make sure you're in range of your high school crush.
>let the night play out

Invest the rest in real estate or stocks or open a business and make mad cash bro.

interest is about 1-5% avg

so probably couple years

its been tried before. you don't have a team of harvard-educated lawyers who have spent decades working these cases like the chemical companies do. you won't win.

Buy a shit hole apartment complex- section 8 it and you are fuaranteed tenets and money (government funding). Often times these complexes are foreclosing or selling cheap. Scoop a few up and be a slumlord landlord living and profitti g off everyone's tax money.

>.03% interest

enjoy your $1500/year m7

$1,000,000 in long term low risk investments.
$750,000 to buy property and build the house i'd die in.
$75,000 on a Cadillac Escalade, because I've always wanted one.
$175,000 to be fucked around with, most likely spent on high quality hookers.

>Move to Deutschland
>To to University
>Become a politician
>Become Chancellor
>Make Germany Great Again

fair enough, it's mainly property in old socialist mining towns that's been left in the past. DWP caps the benefits of young people too, so theres shortfalls there too. Old, local tennants are best as they want to stick around and aren't very mobile.

NEET lyf

Find a financial advisor you trust. Take some money buy house and car cash. Pay off all debt, invest conservatively, live off the 5k a month, and do whatever u want. Warning, everyone including family is gonna ask you for money. Women are going to try to get every penny they can from you. Friends are going to dislike you and tell you that you've "changed" because you won't loan them a grand. If you do loan them money you will never see it back. Be ready to spend a lot of time alone, and be suspicious of everyone new in your life. Oh yeah, and beef up your insurance on everything. Also get an unbrella policy to cover a few million incase you get sued.