Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

Mizore claimed.
>Best waifu

Akiko claimed

Megumin claimed~

kagami claimed!!! how's everyone doing today!?!

how is she when she doesn't surf?

Dropping in for that evening claim.

If you could have a super power, what would it be?
>try not to make it too bullshit overpowered because that just makes for poor fights

>Absolutely Disgusting.jpg

That's good to hear.

>Best idol claimed

I wish for three more wishes


shit

time control or teleportation

Not really. Just getting some reading done and generally being distractable. You?
>Rattle rattle

Kyouko claimed.

Mind-control

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Kud claim

>somewhat here edition

>sandworm a cute

what are the side effects of your meds?
Normally shouldn't be a problem but my meds only make you sleep and hungry

A super power... change my body at will down to genetics molecular level

claim

Another early one. Man work seems more boring when its quiet.

Haven't really felt any side effects since I started them so I don't know, for real.

I guess I gotta call the hospital then.

INVISIBILITY AND WALL CLIMBING

Mizore claimed

Eight off OP

My friend being a fat fuck calls me an asshole when this other cuck starts trying to fucking roast me. So i flame this faggot and he gets butthurt and tries harder and since my "friends" are normfags they stand up for him. Then one of the people i actually like (he's oldfag tier, i think he goes on Sup Forums) starts flaming me (he is actually good) and i throw shit back

>i will make a claim i guesd

Does explosions once a day count? If not I want teleportation~
So, how are you today~?
Kagami~ What's up?

ok
Hmm, I've never had the pleasure of being on that antidepressant, as I've only been on zoloft and prozac, but I'm very positive nothing bad will come of it as it's simply an antidepressant.
I've just been chilling here all day and watching anime, how have you been?
Hmm, I suppose time control would be nice. If that's too overpowered, super strength. How goes your day shipmate?

>To late m8

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You know your body better than we do, if this isn't normal and it doesn't start to go away after an hour or two or gets worse then go to a doctor. Even if you think its fine and it wasn't that much, doubling the dosage is an overdose and can cause sever side effects.

Do it, an excess of serotonin is no joke

Altering others perception of reality up to a point.

best girl claimed
>can hand-kun be my waifu
hows chillin mizore?

Witnessed.

just read the Package insert then. There ought to stand the side effects
>Mine have sudden death kek

Batman's skills, strength, agility, and build with tony starks' intellegence and wealth

You'd do it to your milinda. Wouldn't you?

Super cute!

Where?

They're the one that gets smart with you and it takes all your willpower not to hit them

Blushing I see?

Say you're having some nacho cheese. You grab a chip and dip it once, take a partial bite and dip the same chip again. Nasty when you're sharing with others. Ok when it's only for you

Works best on the two who are in denial
>liking anal
>that's as bad as liking beastiality :^)

Yes you should

Fuck forget that hour or two thing I forgot to erase that, you don't want to wait around with stuff like this, if you feel you need to go to the hospital go.

heeeyy megumin!!! not too much!!! just got done cleaning, how was your day???
nice!!! sounds fun, i just got done tidying up!!

you should be ok ive taken more then my recommended dose and been fine no big deal :) on a side note i take lorazipam and have been wanting to take one every night but usually fight the urge off is it and addicting drug does anyone know?

Necromancy
ain't nobody gunna fuck with a guy who can raise the dead

It's good.
>Had to mow the lawn today tho

>I'm not here

oh, I see
I usually double dip, but I turn the nacho so the bitten part doesn't get dunked

I'm going to call an ambulance if i can't find sleep and still feel bad in 15-30 minutes.

Mine probably does too, Im going to check the packet


God dammit I'm an idiot.

oh no!
>did you melt?

Penis claimed

Fine
Asuka claim

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Yuuki claim. How's everyone?

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Plez notice me...
Hello vaguely remembered waifu.

The power to have a girl like me

Who is this faggot stealing my Ramona

>too many real feels for me....

you wot m8

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I'm not trying to panic you here and I'm sorry if I have, I just want you to know what could happen with this and that its always better to get help rather than leave it, again you know your body better than we do but don't let that fool you into thinking you'll be perfectly fine.

best cat

how's everyone doing tonight? first time posting here

Pineapple claimed

Sup niggas.
Shapeshifting.

Alright. Probably nothing serious but like I said, mine only make sleepy. In the package insert there should also stand what you need to do in case you overdose.
>My guess is you're panicking and having a placebo effect

Not this time!
>But I did burn a little
I don't blame you for trying, Mizore a great waifu.

???

cool, im just playing some vidyas right now right now
>rattle
no, its not like that

Sup digital man?

>Works best on the two who are in denial
I agree, it's pretty funny
>Not doing both anal and bestiality
Disappointing

>I don't love you
Now we are both lying

>can hand-kun be my waifu
Yuuko already has that.

I'm good, how goes your day newfriend? Don't worry we don't bite.

What ya playing?

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The perfect crime.

Superspeed.

>Emi

do you need medical attention?
you took my waifu m8

Why are there no adequately muzzled girls ITT?

Rain Silves, claimed.

Ah yes.. small smartasses are one of the worsts child, along with screamers
Noice~!
>how was your day???
I went to a children's birthday party.. You can already tell how well my day has been~
Hello Yuuki~ How are ya~?
>Don't forget. You're here forever
Hello~ I have a headache..
How are ya~?

>we won't bite
Actually we will chew you up, and spit you out

clmd

Sorry, what?

Mind control or teleporting.

Pretty standard. Went to my classes, played some vidya, and ran some errands. Thanks for asking.

I plead the fifth.

Not bad, how about you m8?

The only person who frequently claims something with a muzzle isn't claiming right now, i thinks.

you win

pretty good i must say, tired but alive.
if all else fails, resort to polygamy

so lots of loud screaming and clowns??? lol
>sounds like a great day!!!!

Eating some Reeses Pieces and watching the Bob Ross stream on Twitch. You?

No refractory period and super stamina.

That would totally count, yeah

Goes pretty well so far, what about you my dude?

Hot damn mugi

Nuh-uh
She wasn't claimed yet

welcome!
i'm doing great what about you?
>make sure you drink enough water
Never!
>especially when my waifu wasn't even his first choice

To have a pet Holstaur

What kind of medical attention?
>Skin grafts?

I checked the paper and stuff and some websites, its insanely hard to die off lexapro(over 1000mg) so i think i safe

Still, shaking and feeling like puking a bit, probably going to call someone.

I sorta do that. Most of the time, I dunk it big and scoop a good amount and move on with the next

Welcome to the thread. Doing good over here in the states. You?

Mmhmm

How could you like both!?

Hello purple haired fellow

I don't think so~

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did you end up like this?

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I feel like I'm asking for too much

Sounds good then.
oh, that works too!
But yeah, now you see that you can double dip without it being nasty wahaha!
Heya Yuuko

Oh, just have been chilling in here for about five hours and watching anime on the side. Ultra neet life. In the bigger picture though, last week of school, so now I get to become a hyper ultra final form neet for 2.5 months.

Yuuko, I waited for you so I could show you this gif I found yesterday.

Hah. Nice Dio.

Oh, guys. She can kill all your waifus

Do you know if they make Holstaur sex dolls?
Cause i wanna buy one

hey there
don't sign off like that, haha.

hope you're doing well

i'm a furfag myself, but i'm not even aware of anything with a muzzle I'd consider waifu material.
except maybe eliza, but she's got more of a snout.