I got a hungry hungry asshole. it'll eat/drink just about anything. what should I feed it?

I got a hungry hungry asshole. it'll eat/drink just about anything. what should I feed it?

Happy thoughts

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Sharpie in pooper so we know your legit

a bottle

Shards of glass

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bottle of wine

sharpie plox

How about a bottle of mikes?

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Everclear.

Best instant high EVER.

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a single, small household pet that you may be able to coerce into your orifice

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Bleach

a pillow case

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razor blades

and or

light bulb

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Some phallic shaped veggie

frozen peas.

individually, or if you can funnel them in that'll work too.

Then shoot them out like a gatling gun.

pffft, that's not how you drink

cactus

vaginas

Draw a set of eyes above it and feed it things. Then upload to Sup Forums and live a rich unspoiled life

milk with funnel

or mike's hard lemonade with funnel

Smaller, weaker assholes.

all the vegetables in your fridge

pewpew. I vote for this as well.

yes, best suggestion so far

This

Dr Pepper

Hot soup