What would it be?

What would it be?

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"If only the person who made this image knows fucking anything about grammar"

"Holy fucking shit."

th tha thi that's all folks!

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you would be dead in less than a minute most likely, probably more like 15 seconds. so probably "fu-"

gud

"I don't think I brought enough snacks."

9gag
and memeful

That's one small step for a man, one giant meteor for mankind.

neat

"Motherfucker..."

Well, that sucks.

...

Welp, glad I stole that spacesuit and rocket...

Why do you say that? The earth suddenly not being there might fling the moon out of orbit, but unless you were sent toward the sun that likely wouldn't be an issue for days or weeks. Even then it wouldn't be an issue for a while. Life support available to you would dry up long before anything actually happened to kill you.

...

"Houston we have a.... oh wait"

How do you take this helmet off?

Man. This really sucks.

"They found my mixtapes"

oh shit waddup

"What are the fucking odds..."

Well, shit.

Take that Clair! You bitch!

"fuck yea no more debt"

>Puts in earbuds.

youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8

rekt

I'd fap in my suit. And note it. I would let anyone who found my remains know that the last act of humanity was to masturbate to the thought of a cartoon horse.

Yeah, because now instead of potentially dying in a matter of moments as the planet breaks apart you'll just run out of air/suffocate/starve.

"well that completely contradicts any knowledge i have of physics so i'm probably halucinating"

"Howitzer"

I wish my waifu could see this.

finaly niggers are gone

God damn it now I can't watch Game of Throne's anymore.

Being flung out of orbit isn't the issue. The Earth is 80 times larger than the Moon and the Earth exploding outwardly would basically pulverize the moon with its planetoid sized shrapnel.

The moon might be destabilized in it's orbit, but unless the earth was literally teleported away, the Earth's gravity would still have effect on the moon. If this would happen, the moon would most likely be thrown off balance but would be ejected from it's orbit.

My asshole itches

''hey Houston you have a problem''

...

Allah akbar

Dammit, left my porn collection over there

This desu
"finally no more niggers and jews maybe now humanity can advance "

"At least all the niggers died."

What a horrible shop job

Holy shit that looks like a buttplug....

well fuck

but it would still take forever for the stuff to get there

Well, I just saved my wallet from the upcoming steam sale

"MY MASTERPLAN WORKED!!"

"Kek, faggots"

Goddamn. God really hates 9gag.

"Well shit"

"oh fuck no"

Well... Fuck.

"At least the muslims and niggers are gone."

whelp the space station better be ok or im taking his helm off

"Well, shit, what now?"

take a photo ?

well, mars is not far now

You stupid faggot

Well shit.

Escaped just in time.

"OP's a faggot for posting 9fag memes"

"Check em"

An object of that size cant be going that fast, it would need to be ejected from a supernova and then need gravitational slingshot from a few large suns in order to get that much kinetic energy. Even that shit is impossible.

i never fucked whutney and now i never will

After who knows how many alien invasions
Nobody knows it was only I who was capable of such destruction

Get the fuck off of here with that facebook shit you fucking faggot

"gg wp"

it's only half blown off. it's still good! it's still good!

If debris ejects outwards at 20,000 mph (entirely possible), you'd have about 10 seconds, tops.

Its 9gag not facebook
>watermark

Why?

It takes a couple of days to get to the moon. In OP's pick, the earth isn't exploding, it is being impaled. There would be almost no shrapnel effect because there isn't any extra outward force. the earth isn't made of TNT. Earth would probably break apart slowly over centuries if we go by OP's pic. Worst case scenario, you have 15 days before anything bad happens on the moon, and that assumes you pass through the debris cloud caused by the exit wound.

peace boys

at 20000 mph it would take about 10 hours to get to the moon dipshit.

>OMGWTFWHATISHAPPENINGHOLYFUCKINGSHITHOWDOI...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKWHATAMIGOINGTODONOWFUKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

to infinity and beyond!

Ah you're right. My math is off. Now go fuck your mother.

Allahu Ackbar

Oh shit. The internet was there.

Congratioalations , you are stupid

did I turn off the iron this morning

Nothing personnel kids. *tips helmet*

"OP is a faggot"

this youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

That looks like my last cumshot.

>i bet jews are behind this

I would say "What the fuck is that thing that got destroyed, because it was way too fucking close or large to be earth....?"

>math is off
>difference of about 9 hours, 59 minutes, 50 seconds
Little more than just "off", faggot

Amazing!

Ooh rah

I would be happy since im isolated. I hate my life right now. Sure it will get better. But I feel like being by myself and floating through space. Slowly waiting for oxygen supply to run out so I can suffocate. At least I would die in peace and isolation. I hate my life.

"But I'm still a virgin..."

Why are you posting this here faggot.

now I can suck one piroca

"Shit, my porn collection!"

mohammed u crazy

I'd save my breath

Suck it, Nathan

Anyone else hungry? Oh....