Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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otsu

would have been better with old template

暗くて悲しい日本のロックをオススメしてください

youtube.com/watch?v=d4VDz1EFnvE&index=1&list=FLNZBXoyccRby9cj40rRgs-Q

Do Japanese girls actually wear short skirts during winter?

Let it go

Where do japanese crossdressing boys post their videos?

Hey I stayed in *Japan* earlier this year
There I met a girl and we spent some time together
She was really cute but now she texted me and said she's pregnant
I don't know what to do now. I really love her but I can't move to *Japan*
She has a lot of money btw she's a professional athlete

私はデンマークと日本人の精神が似ていると思います。

How about this?
youtu.be/G7irG56MT_8

色んなスレ見てるとドイツ人のアメリカ嫌いは本物だよな
完全に筋金入りのアメリカ嫌い
ロシアがアメリカ嫌位なのはわかるが、ドイツはいまいち理解できない

youtube.com/watch?v=KsOB_vW1KLw

yeah
but,a lot of girls who live in cold region wear thick tights too.
寒い地方の子はスカートの下に厚いタイツを穿いている子が多いよ。

when was the last time you checked cindy's instagr?

Japan was at it's cultural peak in 2003

2 months ago

she got several new photos
and a video of her house's christmas tree

どの辺りが似てると思う?

This template is 50 shades of grey

classics
Pant & Hal
(頭脳警察)
youtube.com/watch?v=EMTr3Bo6OMI
BORO
youtube.com/watch?v=VtgtijaaQ7s
Maki&OZ
youtube.com/watch?v=iWZ8gHdXhPA&list=RDiWZ8gHdXhPA

i recommend
Memory of Time
youtube.com/watch?v=jx3biBzbOso
May’n
Diamond Crevasse
youtube.com/watch?v=eqnPG_HHmM0
AKATSUKI
youtube.com/watch?v=T0XNgqERMrc

Truth

ありがとうみんな
ビートルズと似いているね。面白かった

デスノートいいね!ありがとう

子どもたちをシャーツを着ないで寒い外にさせたことをユーチューブで見た。タッフになるため
(これわからないならごめんね、日本語が下手)

Sorry
Memory of Time
youtube.com/watch?v=tRqC9-_N8lk

will you stfu about the god damn template already nobody gives a shit

jesus christ fucking autismus maximus over here

Don't get what that means.
It's BDSM?

twitter.com/milchre1s/status/798524033281060864

動画を見つけた
youtube.com/watch?v=-XX30-Ez8xg

Cats in Kimono or Cats in Hanbok?

taorila VS thaifag
who wins?

i actually like the ao dai and the cheongsam betetr than the kimono

Korean

古い映像だね、いつのだろう…
冬に裸とか…これ特殊な学校だと思う。
昔は冬に(体操の時間のみ)乾布摩擦する幼稚園があったと聞いた事はあるけど…。

hey taorila ,what are your thoughts on your fellow countrymen aka thaiposter?

1億円稼ぐと(質実手取り基準)
税金が韓国で4000万円、米国(カリフォルニア)と日本で5000万円、フランスで6000万円だけど、フランスの税金ひどすぎんじゃん?60%って、稼ぐ意欲が無くなりそう

ある俳優がなぜロシアへ移民したか理解できそう

im indifferent

Wot about Hanfu

its ok

ああ、それから
Rockではないが
史上、最も暗いのは
やはり
山崎ハコ
きょうだい心中
youtube.com/watch?v=lWX5A0PFq5w
流れ酔い唄
youtube.com/watch?v=1FdlplKoreI

Cats in Kimono

diversity

1911~20 are cute

本当に時代を超えているな
しかし よく そんな古いの知ってるな

where shadows of peru's death may lie

what are your thoughts on him?

Peru, I think your antidepressants will make you fat and cause ED and then even SEA asian hookers will not want to have sex with you

驚いたよね
子供のみんなは嬉しそうだけど、厳しいね

ロックかわからんけど。フォークロックかな
youtube.com/watch?v=6njISdzp7J8

透過テスト

Are you excited for Tekken 7?

成功です

my gf: professional athlete, earned her money by working hard, 10/10, saving herself for me
cindy: got all her money from her parents, ugly, fucked by an ugly guy every night

誰も気にしない
もううるさい童貞ドイツ人

ここのposterの平均年齢高杉
泉谷しげるの唄で知っているくらい
透過gifを作って投下したん?
それを穴の中でグリグリしたら性交です

>高杉
hmmmm
>性交
pic related

I want to show that if an average German boy like me can get a 10/10 professional football player gf from Korea
you can get a Japanese gf too

So you're saying he cannot?

私彼女いらないでござる

I know you won't believe me this but I went to her match in Frankfurt
I met her and other players and told them I've been to Korea and like the WK league
Afterwards I wrote her on facebook and I got her kakao and said I want to meet her when I'm in Korea again
she didn't reply after that but I will contact again her when I'm in Korea next year

d.hatena.ne.jp/kibashiri/20161210/1481363605

チョンwwwwww

Koreans are justice racists!!!!!!!

at least she gave an apple to me for free
: )

kek I held my gf hand for a few seconds and put my arm around her
Cindy would call the poloce if you ever touched her

Japan's population is 127 million.
日本の人口は百二十七百万人です。

Is this correctly phrased?

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いつのまにか、4時過だ
日本の人口は一億二千七百万人です。

every user
good night
im Anonymousness
so-called pantsuya
see you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_numerals

So, according to the chart, would be incorrect?

that good feel when she also touched me, she grabbed my forearm like dominating me and awaiting for my reaction , of course I just ignored that

Happening level in Paris: soon

おまえいちいち立て直すなボケぶっ殺すぞ
おまえらもぶっ殺すぞ雑魚どもが

平和やん

このごろは漢字と平仮名とカタカタ英語の組み合わせはそんなに悪くないと思い始めた。
可読性は言うまでもなく、カタカナ英語はスマホのように新しい語を作りやすい。漢字は同音異義語が多いから会話の中で面倒だからカタカタで省略した英語が日本語という範囲の中では優秀に見える

イエス、いんこれくとです

つーほ^した。震えて凍え死ね

土下座しろてめえら

Have you finally lost it, F?
I didn't know the psychological trauma from purchasing NMS at full price would come back to bite you so hard.

>凍え死ね
通報したからビビりながら死ね

i'm not a moderate muslim

変化に追いつけない糞ジジイかよ

kek in you dreams
I met Cindy in Seoul and fucked her, she has white fever and her bf is a cuck

しかしコンセンサスのような長い語は避けるべきだ
合意、と聞いて聞き間違える同音異義語はないからだ
また、本当は大和言葉とその周辺をつかって新語を作るべきだ

127,000, 000 127 million.
1,2700,0000 1億2700万
we divide Japanese numeral into every four columns.
you see?
good night

You're an extremist one?

穴マン
おやすみ

I'm a japanese girl

気持ち悪い

Ehm, that's a fella, look at his purple "thing"

fucking rude

I would pay to let her fuck me in the ass

How much would you pay to fuck your dream girl?
me: 1000€
But I would give all my money for her to love me

I'd pay for dinner (mid-range restaurant)

gay

No, I'm talking about my dream GIRL, so not gay.
For my dream guy I'd probably want to get paid myself.

「ゴーイング・コンサーン」 わからん
「継続企業の前提」 やはりわからん

hello mr mcduck

Just being chivalrous

post pic of restaurant in your town

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hi bud

My dream girl doesn't live in my town though

that is kawaii senpai :3