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>i can't have sex so i'm just going to pretend i didn't want to anyway
LMAO FUCKING STATE OF YOU

>try to ligthly provoke you
>calls me a pathetic virgin

struck a nerve didn't I

What went wrong?

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how come there is enough scots in /brit/ to feel companionship but not enough scots on Sup Forums for a /scot/ general?

story of our lives 2bh

*enters the thread*
*looks around at all of you*
*strips naked*

do your worst

>>try to ligthly provoke you
>>calls me a pathetic virgin
>struck a nerve didn't I

you've said a similar thing to me before
this is a (failed) normie general

*averts my gaze*

>Trying to get with girl last night
>Chatting away and everything
>She tells me I reek of fags

Fuck sake, need to stop chainsmoking on nights out. I smoke normally and she's never commented on it so it must have been particularly bad.

foy

im not a virgin but I would much prefer if it was like 30 years ago where you could trust a partner to be faithful and also not have 10 previous boyfriends

*loads gun*

I didn't support independence from the UK and I don't support independence from /brit/ desu

Just went to Church lads

well that's never going to happen so you might aswell take part in the shagging you eejit

>Just went to Church lads

batty boy

rasheed

>christfags itt

Christian Church m8
>implying pakis would call it a church

The Anglican Church still exists? I thought your churches committed collective suicide years ago by becoming left-wing, or has that process not completed yet?

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

cuck

People were more promiscuous back in 1986 m8

You'd have to go back to the early '60s really for premarital sex to be less common than it is now

sorry meant to say rosenberg

[Intro]
Sophie Aspin yeah
Reply to Millie
Millie B, you're such a slag

[Chorus]
Millie B you're such a slag
Millie B yeah, are you mad
Millie B tries to act bad
When every night she's on a new lad
Millie B you such a slag
Millie B yeah, are you mad
Millie B tries to act bad
When every night she's on a new lad

[Verse]
Millie, you stupid slag
Saw you in Leighton, licking my arse
Daft little dog, I'll stamp on your head
So watch out chick, yeah here's my send
You stupid goon, sending for me
Thinking she's hard, it's Millie B
I got told that you got shagged behind [?] yeah nah that's mad
Don't send back, you should give up
We all know you ain't big enough
We all know you ain't big enough, yeah
We all know you ain't big enough
You ain't big enough, you ain't wise enough
Silly little rat, stop hyping up
I'll cut you up into sixty-four pieces
Send for me, my views are increasing
And I heard you're a proper sket
And you shagged someone for a cigarette
Bath you in acid, send the vid to your mum
And then I'll send another of me slicing your pug
Don't try and get big, I'll smash your head in
KFC, I'm finger-licking
You're a slag and you never say next
But all I'm seeing is empty threats

[Chorus]
Millie B you're such a slag
Millie B yeah, are you mad
Millie B, tries to act bad
When every night she's on a new lad
You're such a slag
Millie B yeah, are you mad
Millie B, tries to act bad
When every night she's on a new lad

[Verse 2]
Aspin's here, Aspin's winning
Millie B wants this life I'm living
Fuck you babe, I'll get your head spinning
Sending for me yeah, new beginnings
But Aspin's back, sending season
Sending for me without a reason
Sophie Aspin, queen of grime
Shut up you mong, I'll break your spine
I'm being serious, I wanna clash
Come Millie B, you're gonna get smashed
But in this clash, you ain't gonna last
You're a little mug yeah, don't chat gas
You ain't won this, are you mad?
Stupid girl yeah, don't act bad
Millie you're shit, don't feel sad

well I'm half english so it only makes sense really...

nice testament, not reading it

'Cause flags

You don't really know if you're talking to a Scot so nobody ever makes a /scot/

not here

i always assume english even when they say they're scottish

you had your independence vote kid. now keep quiet

teal deer

youtube.com/watch?v=THkwUCiEXCQ

gf just sang this

Bobby Robson died :'(

Dunno mate, it was a memorial service, they did say something like 'whatever your beliefs are you're welcome and you can interpret things how you want' but then carried on with the Jesus stuff.

First time I've been to a church service for years, quite enjoyed it ngl.

heard Kylie Minogue's 'Christmas' song this morning and really liked it and have been listening to it all fucking day

got wanked off by a girl yesterday and now by foreskin hurts a little and is also a bit swollen ... has this ever happened to any of you?

fucking hell windows 10 is wank

Did she do it too fast?

soph aspin is a twat
what happened to hannah diamond

CHAT

SHIT

pfft yeah girls wank me off all the time haha

not really
she used lube but didn't manoeuvre the foreskin, if you know what i mean

>she used lube
FOY

getting my daily dose of zizek

>I don't want to be alone in my bedroom
>Writing messages you won't read
>I don't want to be alone in my bedroom
>On the internet
>Waiting to say
>"Hi"

vardy back in business

poop fully exposed

all you got was a wank? not worth the bother

can do it better by myself 2bh

>she used lube

To wank you off?

Wot

nonce

no
i got blowjob and sex as well

she only used a bit

EXPOSED
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Hi

going to kill myself in 2022

that's in like five years mate

On the train lads, the train is stationary. Brilliant.

Had one beer and cheeky bump of gak, I'm ready to face the world.

GET

poop guardiolel keeps me alive

get us an early christmas present and do it now

ya i no

EXPOSED

hmmm is there anyway we could speed this up?

doing a listen

soundcloud.com/bethfarrelly

if you take me for a ride, do you think I can be your girlfriend?:3

Ah yes, the Indians, known across the globe for

*pakis

hannah diamond is shit
what happened to beth

how about i deck the fuck out of you and put you in a 5-year coma?

youtube.com/watch?v=1MQUleX1PeA

hey putin?
yeah x

u saying wat u son of bastard bich

that's only 3 hours away

is 1997 the mid 90s?

err wots going on lol

no

do muslims have any sort of 'Christmas/birth of Jesus'-related acknowledgement?

I know they only regard him as another prophet or some such but surely they can't be so contrarian they just completely ignore the whole event like its not happening given its historical prevalence and importance ...

ye

hmmm that would be acceptable
as long as we're not both mutually conscious for much longer
can't fucking stand you

maybe

>1992 is 1990 + 2 and considered early 90s
>1997 is 1995 +2 but considered the late 90s for some reason

dont think so

Must be horrible to get raped

captcha: welcome to kimpton

nm just chillin wbu x

We've Only Just Begun

can't drive

that's because there's an imbalance, there are 10 years in the 90s and 95 is actually the sixth, meaning 97 is the eighth

>calle

what did the captcha mean by this?

>be me feeling bad about 6 inch cock
>Go onto r/smalldickproblems
>Mfw some of these runts have 3 inch cocks
Feel marginally better desu

is he all there?

>Eid honours the willingness of Ibrahim (Abraham) to sacrifice his son, as an act of submission to God's command

What the fuck why do Muslims celebrate that?

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Passed my test yesterday lad was ez desu

[spoiler]Was fucking shitting myself and luckily got a route that was alri on my test[/spoiler]

>cat has blood under his neck
>bird feathers in the house
>he has hidden another avian corpse in my house
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

no it's the 7th idiot. hence 199-7-

Just want her black

I am the ying and the yang
I am the dark and the light
I am the shitpost and the srs discussion
I am the normie and the abnormie
I am the Rorke and the Rasheed

I am the puppetmaster that pulls the strings of /brit/