Now that all teams have played, can we all agree that there is nobody capable of stopping Germany?

Now that all teams have played, can we all agree that there is nobody capable of stopping Germany?

>that experience
>that confidence
>that calmness
>that unshakable spine of Neuer, Boateng, Kroos

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Germany...Germany, yeah sounds familiar, think we played them a few times recently

Your defense is shaky, England and Spain could tear it apart.

Except for Churchill and General Patton, you mean.

just wait till you get cucked by a shit skin italian m8
>muh white people
kek

ahem

Maybe if Löw stops fucking around and playing Götze. Germany hasn't been that impressive, Croatia or Italy looked better IMO.

This team can only be good if Gomez is in it, then I may be scared. Right now shitters like Gotze and Muller are limiting its potential

We will choke in the 2nd match and you know it.

We did it in 2014, 2012, 2010, 2008, almost in 2006 and even in freaking 1954 and 1974 when we got our first World Cups.

But that's okay.

Finishing the group on top means we face Italy in the quarter finals and we get kicked out.

Finishing 2nd means we avoid Italy and therefore win the trophy.

Stupid sexy Hummels still to come back

>that balls and asscrack smell

BALOTELLI

Leave Germany to us

>Finishing 2nd means we avoid Italy in the quarterfinals and therefore get rekt in the finals.

Portugal

No joke.

Let's just hope you don't make it into the final, ok?

DESU everyone's been a bit crap so far, Germany were lucky to get their first goal as it shouldn't have been a free kick, then caught on counter when they had to change to attack more. England will be good if Roy just fucks Rooney off out the team and stops trying to build around him, he's wank for England he's always been wank for England in anything but qualifiers and friendlies.

I see what you did here.

You're forgetting meme magic.
You better hope we finish second.
Or that Spain finishes second.

>us

With a real striker that is

That's your best bet tbqh

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>Gomez

>England

Oh god Italy, please don't reach the final!
However, it would be glorious to beat you for the first time ever. In the final. To lift the trophy.
>Please dear god make it happen

There's probably a team out there better. A team Germany has never managed to beat. A glorious team of real men. Surely somewhere there is such a team.

Did Özil get beaten by his brothers as a child?

>he conveniently forgets about Stalin and his comrades.
You cheeky fat overlord.

Iceland is gonna fuck up your turk-polish team.

He only has one sister i think.

You can't beat memes. Unless they're forced memes like lelgium

would

oh god...

What is Italy???
>inb4 muh friendlies

Send Mesut back please. We need him.

youtube.com/watch?v=gkk_7WGAYPc

>Neuer
He makes me so goddam nervous but, I can't stop loving him

...

Wow, she looks like him. Also I saw his brother in an interview:
youtube.com/watch?v=gkk_7WGAYPc

>Actually I don't want to be a professional footballer, it's really annoying you know?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh god I literally laughed out loud when I saw how ugly both of them are kek :D

One day... One day we will beat you and lift yet another trophy.
Some other Italian wrote something about 2014.
>Germany avoiding Italy
>instantly wins the Cup
This is our best bet 2bh

Oh sweet lord and I thought Ozil was an ugly fuck

literally a long haired ozil

>That accent.

*cringes*

The fuck is wrong with Özil's family.

Please tell me that's a shoop...

Whos that that dude on the left

Compared to his brother he sounds like a genius.

turks

Rate his turkish:
youtube.com/watch?v=dfNgExu6D00

Heavy German accent. Cant find the right words,has shitty vocabulary and makes a couple grammer mistakes.

Germany - Spain would be a fucking great match, non of them park the bus and both would try neo-tiki-taka

It is like a peasant who lived in Germany for many years is speaking.

he doesn't speak german OR turkish OR english well

he is literally dumb af

Seems like his Turkish sounds exactly like his German

Özil would live a tough life if he didn't have his football talent.

So assimilation works?

This has to be shooped.

He would literally work in a döner shop

Me on the right.

What by beating the Ukraine? You Turks/Poles/Syrians/North Africans/whatever you are are embarrassing to Germany.

go to bed woy

literally ozil in a wig.

Fuck off Mehmet

Nö

Du bist und bleibst ein Türkenlümmel

n-no homo

Is this a "before/after" commercial for transgender surgery?

>mfw even our tanned germans like Mustafi look whiter than the average amerifat