Roast me fags

Roast me fags.
Bet you can't, cause I'm a god.

You're right, I won't, because animal abuse is against the law.

Fucking delusional retard.

That's what I thought. Fucking beta fags.

That's actually a Mexican's cum vapor oozing out of his lips. Vaping cum is all the rage among high school fags like op.

Actually I'm Syrian. We're the master race.

Trips have spoken, your race is only the master of vaping cum now.

>I'm a god.
>atheist

Let me guess, your parents divorced, they're highly religious and you're an enlightened freethinking atheist.You still live with mommy, still a virgin, no girl wants to talk to you.

Atheism just proves you're a retard with stupid delusions.

Nah, I got a bunch of bitches. Dated a stripper when I was just 16. You're just upset I'm better than you.

And I can't be a God and be Atheist at the same time.

ass aids on your face ?

That's what I was thinking...
Looks like some cuck jew to me.

A wizard, perhaps...

Delusional.

So the rest was true
>OKthen.exe

That was actually pretty funny.

Are you near Nevada OP?
I hear Pawn Stars need to replace Chumlee..

Stop vaping and start gaming Markiplier

Don't be a lemon
>be a rose

No you are not a god.
You are not of the master race.
If you were?
You would not have been born with that face.

In Brazil, atm.

I do. DoTa 2 ftw

I don't need to roast you, seeking validation from austimos on the internet is pathetic enough.

You look like what would happen if Johnnie Depp ate Johnnie Depp and then kept his trilby collection for himself.

I'm not seeking validation, I was seeking a valid argument against me being better than any of you and still no one has any good argument against it.

Go back to that retarded group KYS, shitstain.

You look like the fat, beta version of John Snow.

What is your favorite yugi oh card

Whatever, fags.
Fuck I should have known Sup Forums wouldn't have shit anymore.

>atheism
>proves you're a retard with stupid delusions.

top kek. You're the one who believes every bullshit without proper scientific background or valid reason.

You look like fat shitty vaping Markiplier

Science and faith go hand in hand. Science only takes you so far. That's why smart people are agnostic.

I'll still fuck your girlfriend in front of you.

If you had one, that is.

You look like the type of person who would eventually kill themselves after the age of 40 when they finally realized that they did absolutely nothing to contribute to society and will continue to never matter.

Chubby Jon Snow you're needed at the Wall.

You look like Ripley from ALIENS finally decided to go through with the hormone replacement therapy.