I go to MEPS tomorrow. Ask me anything/advice/post titties

I go to MEPS tomorrow. Ask me anything/advice/post titties.

Why are you such a fag?

Nothing. BMT is a joke now a days. Have fun with your stress cards and fast food joints. Pussyfaggot

Why is my Patrick a Nazi?

Which branch faggot

Don't drink pol a d be their bitch and you'll be fine. - FC2 US Navy

Pop and*

Army. 15T.

This
I hope you got your fill of junk food, booze and cooch or dick

I'm not sure. It sounds like a matter that should be discussed with him directly, as I am not privy to the inner machinations of his mind.

I scored high on the ASVAB, but decided against it while I was in DEP. Decided finishing my degree was a better idea. So far, it's proven to be that, although I do kind of regret not going in. So, make sure it's what you want to do.

Jamal?

Yeah, my contract length is six years. It's a daunting commitment, but I am also getting a kickass job.

No. Fucking cuck.

Stress cards arnt real. But youre stupid for joining the army to be a bullet sponge. Be in the Air Force and actually get skills to do a high paying job when you get out. Not the army to be a cop at best. PTSD psychopath at worst.

during A school fuck as much as possible, be on time in a clean/correct uniform and ull be fine

-HM2

I mean, an aviation mechanic in the army is probably as good as an aviation mechanic in the air force. I'm joining the Army to get vet status, which will offset me being a white male.

dress like your going for an interview and don't fuckin fall asleep. Also call everyone there sir and mam

Thanks, HM2. When should I drink water and change my socks, though?

You rank up super slow and you get the worst of everything. In the AF you get treated better, have better food, rank up faster, and you have better housing. Plus basic is only 8 weeks long.

need sauce

Sup Forums is the sauce.

He said, as he joined the army. Should have joined the AF. I get to fuck all the hott females in medical, while the army run through the same homely females over and over again.

What's meps?
And....show tits.

Wish youd fuck my wife

Exactly the air force are the smart people and hot women i was in medhold for a few weeks due to injury and i fucked 3 different good looking girls. Be smart join the AF plus with that degree you can go straight to officer training school be set for life. Please do reconsider. Talk to an af recruiter

I don't fuck landwhales, sir.

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Do you know what AF women like more than AF men?

Real men.

Just kidding. All of that is in good jest. I'm joining the Army because I like their culture more than the Air Force. I used to be in CAP. It's not for me.

Checked. And you better get used to it. You'll have a dependapotomus in no time.

>civil air patrol
You spelled kiddie Diddlers wrong. Did your squadron leader diddle you? It's not for anyone but fat old retired officers and the kids they molest.

Meh. I plan to not interfere with the landwhales seasonal migration to Marine Corps bases.

Nice retort. You may actually succeed in the military.

This is the same old cancerous fucking topic that spans the fucking interwebz, not just Sup Forums. But I'll bite. Because if you haven't heard it before from SEVERAL THOUSAND FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCHES YOU'VE DONE SINCE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE GODDAMN MILITARY, then you're hearing it from an OEF vet here.

Just go to MEPS, take your ASVAB, piss in a cup, let the doctor check your balls, anus, and flexibility and you'll be signing your life away in no time.

As far as bootcamp, just suck it up. It's going to suck no matter what. Never give up and make up your mind you're leaving that shithole with both your nuts intact and you'll be fine.

Think of it as prison mixed with daycare. You can't leave, you're told when to shower, shit, eat, and sleep. You're told what to wear and you won't ever go anywhere alone. You're going to get yelled at and probably get your feelings hurt, but fucking shut the fuck up and suck it up.

The biggest pet peeve of boot was the goddamn stupid people because they were consistently the reason why we did so many fucking pushups and flutter kicks. However, the Drills do this shit anyway. It's just extra PT so your weak ass can pass the PFT.

You think other people fucking up, is the reason you did PT? You must be new. They find things wrong, or make those things up. It's a mind game, you new bitch.

I intend to work hard to get promoted to spc and then sham like a mother fucker.

why does that chick have such a meat curtain?

Thanks, man. Sucks that you had to go over to the sandbox, though if I make crew chief I can't say I wouldn't want a taste myself.

Any advice for explaining scars to MEPS? Do they, like, accept almost every excuse?

You may want to refer to the whole post, not just part and parcel. Specifically the part where it says...

>However, the Drills do this shit anyway. It's just extra PT so your weak ass can pass the PFT.

Fucking POG bitch.

Just tell them they're fully healed. They'll do a physical and if you pass, you pass. You can forget about having much leniency with plates or screws. I had scars going in too, but it was 2008, and every swinging dick that could fog up a mirror placed under their nose got in.

Then why even say it? A better explanation would have been, "disciplinary mind games, are a huge part of BMT. Don't read to much into it." But you chose to write a badass-oef-hardass veteran novel. Go back to your barracks, Jamal.

Just don't say they were self inflicted. It's usually the only thing they are looking for when it comes to scars. They thought I was an emo fag because I had scars on my arms but they were from when I was younger trying to jump a barbed wire fence and they were just like "okay".

Don't admit to certain medical shit if you truly want to get in. It's not like they have a magic fucking network of medical files that they have unrestricted access to. If it were that simple, my disability claim would have been much easier to prove since I saw mostly civilian doctors on my own time.

LOL YOU'RE FUCKED! I guess my question would be: how're you going to spend the next few years being absolutely miserable with no future prospects?

Because it's fucking Sup Forums and I'm on a goddamn smart phone. I'm at Fort Livingroom now. Good times.

Been in for six years and I get out in six months, man. Only a year ago I still had my heart set on staying in. Now my attitude is, Fuck. This. Shit.
It started getting bad well before I joined but just in the past 6 years it has become the biggest government babysitting organization the great US of A could ever of dreamed for. And it's only getting worse, bud. I have been in so much shit these last few years just for taking care of my soldiers. Making sure them and their families where always squared away and happy while unknowing damaging my first marriage causing a divorce that nearly actually killed me.
The toxic leadership that plagues soldiers and young NCO's is only going to keep climbing the ranks and spreading its filth. The Army will never be what it was. I was proud when I joined. I was proud to accomplish so much, personally and professionally, while I've been in. But after the straight toxicity that slowly drips through your veins while you are serving, you either give into it and follow the leaders who are bringing you down, or you count down the seconds until you ETS, get out, and have nothing to show for it. Well.. Maybe some VA benefits if you are lucky enough to be physically broken down before you even hit your 5.

I'm not saying don't join. You need to do what's in your heart and find out life for yourself. I know it's a long shot for you to really listen and retain what I'm about to say, but the MOST important rule of thumb for this "brothers in arms" club is
LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF.
Because I promise you no one else will.
Don't get me wrong. You will make some bad ass true grit ride or die homies. Some of them will either kill themselves or get killed. Some of them will go on to do

OEF fag still here. You got it OP? Too easy, right? Just fucking do it. It's unnerving for sure, but that's all it is. One big massive clusterfuck for you to navigate through. Use your buddies as support and you'll make it out just fine.

"great things" in their Army "career."
But their will only be a small handfull, may even just one or two, that you will have the privilege of breaking the look out for yourself rule.
Also
"Hurr durr don't base your Army career off of your first duty station, private! Hurr durr!" -every fucking lying piece of shit section chief ever

Will do. Thanks, Sup Forumsroski.

Sounds like we had the same experience.

Good to know. I'm planning to make the Army my career. I want to serve my time then go to college and become a State Department FSO, where I can hopefully prevent wars.

not planning*

Aim small, miss small, Private. It's a cheesy as fuck saying, but just focus on one thing at a time. Plans are definitely great. Just understand that 4 years, or whatever you do, is going to be a long time for shit to change. Don't ever look back on this like, "Man, if I'd only done..." Fuck that. What you choose now can define your entire military career. Go out and grab what you want, because there's plenty of sorry motherfuckers that may try to keep you from getting what you thought you didn't want, or couldn't do, later on.

The military I was in, and the military was have today are two distinctly different organizations. (Old Cold-War Fag here)

When I was in, we were heart breakers, and life takers preparing for Chernenko and Reagan to get in a piss match and start lobbing nukes at each other. We trained heart, and we did look out for each other. We were brothers in arms.

Today's military: It's loadmouth niggers, and good-ol' boys trying to get out of hillbilly mountain and they have no other choice. Not to mention, most of the NCO's your have, are dyed in the wool niggers. You have some PR, and then you have a bunch of females (some white trash whores the fuck niggers exclusively, because they always wondered what the big deal was, but would be hung by her pussy lips (with staples) from a tree branch if she ever did fuck a nigger...)...then you've got a bunch of female nigger bitches that are in the military while their mom watches their kids back and home, so they can have dental for their cross-eyed water-head retard baby that she had because Tyrone didn't pull out....and then you have a few hot PR bitches that will get discharged when they get knocked up...but almost everyone who gets promoted don't deserve it and only get promoted because senior staff is afraid of dealing with a racism or discrimination claim.

and then there's the 1%, the regular people who actually joined because they were patriots and WANTED to serve their country, they're the ones that either get killed in the line of duty, or by some of the above and aforementioned niggers by some stupid thing like getting backed over with a tank, or shot because some done motherfucker doesn't know what a safety is, and were too fucking dumb to hit themselves in the head, they had to hit someone else in the head.

No, kid....fuck joining the military. I can't in good conscience recommend it. Not under this administration. Obama's Army isn't the US Army

Sucks, bro. Duty station(s)?

OP why the army and not the marines are you a cuck?

I got out right before EO complaints were really taken to an extreme. Still had Desert Storm and Cold War NCOs leading us.

The sad fact of it is, is that the military of today is just as capable as they were ever. It's the bureaucratic red tape, soft-as-baby-shit recruits that keep rolling into the Army that eventually are put in charge because most of the people who got out were forced out medically or left when they still had some sanity.

Perhaps it will be a different experience if he doesn't know how it was to what it is today. But one thing's for sure, "sticks and stones may break my bones and words will always hurt me" is the mantra of most support units.

With women becoming infantry, it's only going to get shittier.

Ayy aviation

Don't be a retarded crew chief. Tangos are a little bit better than romeos and uniforms. Just use common sense

My 1st Sgt would go on a run with us, and chain smoke with a cigarette in each hand.

Today, they've got a bunch of kale eating motherfucking pussies.

I thinking the capability is there today, probably better, but there aren't enough senior staff and seasoned NCO's that know their ass from a whole in the ground, and the ones that do are just biding their time to retirement, unless they're getting forced out. Or they're CWO's and just don't give a fuck. Got a buddy of mine who's a CWO4, and he basically hangs out with the base commander all day , and tells everyone else to suck a fart out of his ass.

So glad I got out before the whole Sandbox Pt1 and Pt2.

That sham shield does wonders

Six months. Six more shitty fucking months, man. I can smell that sweet civi life's tight little pussy from here.
I fucking wish I would have had someone sit me my ass down and told me those exact words six years ago. I might have not have had a fucked back, neck, and knees like I do now.

Gentlemen, you only get one body. Don't let your "oh so caring" government rape you into a good for nothing cripple. I promise, fellas, even though it's not your fault, you will take all the blame and shame. Don't even get me going about the mind. It's a lot more of a challenge to unfuck your brain.

I've been out for 20 years, and I still to this day want to fire up that ol' M60A2 and shoot a 105mm round through my problems. You're so right, you can't unfuck your brain. Shit gets in your way, you want to kill it.

Military Entry Processing Station.
>Wear clean underwear.
because you will be in nothing but them alot.

>bring some cash.
if you have to do any specialist stuff, you can go and pick up food or drinks while you wait for the shuttle.

>make friends on the bus or at the hotel
Because usually MEPS takes your phone, so talking to them will make the 30 minutes to 2 hours in between your exams pass faster.

>wear shit with pockets
other than your examination jacket (folder) you will have nothing to carry extra shit in.

>clean your butthole
-insertanaljokehere- Seriously though, a doctor is going to be looking at it, like chest on the table and spread your buttcheeks kind of looking at it. make your brown eye a pink one.

Good luck.

You idiot lol

You should of enlisted with a smaller contract to get a feel for it, then if you really like it, re-enlist and get an enlistment bonus.

I won't say thank you for your service. But only because you kind of sound like me and I hate that shit.
I am grateful for you, brother. Not for your "service to your country."
But for your service to the guys like me. To your brothers. To the real ride or die fellas. The people you can encourage and touch even while going through your own shit.
One day at a time, brother. It's all we will ever need to know.

The feeling is mutual, Brother.

You're exactly right and on-point. Hell I even thought about moving to Israel and joining the IDF just to blow shit up again, because it does make me happy to see shit flying in every direction, but that wouldn't be very healing, just re-enforcing the things I'm already fucked up about.

Yeah, we do have to look out for each other, our REAL ride or die people that we need to know we can depend on if the shit ever DOES hit the fan.

And then I found out they don't even take people our age...hell they won't even take someone over 35 even if you are a physician. Early 20's or 35 if you're a doctor. Which IS kinda smart. Oldfags are no-nonsese, and I'm sure their officer corps wouldn't want to have to deal with an old salty tank commander.

have fun bending over and spreading your buttcheeks,

There shouldn't be a fuckin age limit in war. And when shit hits the fan, there isn't.
I know of at least an entire BATTALION of salty old diamond shitters that would cream in their pants for the opportunity to give some of these young "soldiers" and their "battle buddies" a taste of some bona-fide dick to dirt training. Sad part is that the soldiers would fuckin love every second of it and instantly realize how shit this new Army is.
Hey it was good chattin with you, brother. My shift is coming to an end and I need to go smoke as much as I can before my relief gets here. But here's a picture for you of that sweet ass M60 Patton. You can really smell it and hear it if you think hard enough.

You're one of the good ones. Let's keep it that way, for the sake of the shit generations to come.
One day at a time, fellas. Good day, buddy.

Don't be first, don't be last, don't volunteer for anything. Eat when there's food, don't stand when you can sit, don't sit when you can lay down, don't stay awake if you can sleep. Other than that, don't be a stupid fucking boot, shut up and color and you'll be fine.

MEPs is fucking cake. Quit being such a faggot.

is genocide an instrument?