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going now bye
hey fellas
UNDER YO' SEXY BODY
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fags
kay-on
Have shagged 30 different women. Only 3 of them weren't fat or ugly. Have had gonorrhea and crabs.
Never have had a gf
Rektieri is just trollin
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man hands
I said, PICK UP THE SOAP
gonna do a suicide after i vomit
>Have had gonorrhea and crabs
Does it just go away after a while?
awaken sons of europe
Clap dies to penicillin right?
Where should I travel for 2/3 weeks in April? Iran is postponed because of the US visa issues it causes.
why don't you have a seat over there for me
>AA Gill dies weeks after revealing he had cancer in restaurant review
Literally went in under a month
georgia desu
>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
going bed night x
Grimsby arcade
Anyone here ever gotten a job for their billingual skills w/
>Translating court documents
>Translating newspapers
>Translator
>Tutor
>Serving foreign customers
Anything?
Also, what language and how much did the gig pay?
Blackpool
iran.
put yourself in the middle of a international dispute and use the publicity off it to get a great job in the diplomatic service
>portugal second
nah fuck off
here lad you can join my road trip
The maldives before they go underwater
waiting for this kiwi runt to go to sleep so i can surprise rape him
just booked holiday in cornwall
Multicultural London English to Queen's English
I was a translator for the government ama
Tour the great cities of Europe: Paris, Munich, Budapest, Milan, Birmingham, Magaluf
I am British now.
Downloaded Tinder because so many people here seem to use it. Bit boring desu feel judgemental.
Used to play that religiously in 2008
nice profile pic x
considering a rewatch
Can you earn 100k like you can in the civil service fast stream?
*wakes up*
hello!
doxed
Umm no sweetie, I'm a Rumanian, and I truly enjoy your Aussie and Brit shows.
OH FUCK
might do a 'culate
>Budapest
out of place
IMG_1142
where are you
we need some help from you now
KEK
Pay much?
Need a degree?
That was quick. Least he got some fish and chips before he went.
My hips are wider than my shoulders ama
How ya doing, Facial Expression :^)
lads made me cry
wellington?
want to walk to the shop to the shop to get some stuff but its Saturday and the chavs
Kay :3
good british accent for a yank
youtube.com
Why haven't you become a trap yet?
ENHANCE
Do you know how fucking creepy this nonce stuff is?
>accent is ok
>still cute so it's all good
>"cell phone"
>........fuck
She tried, but that irritated me
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me in the yankee candle store today
>£22 for a fucking candle
dat five head
but they smell really nice
just ate a handhi
She's adorable, hot and definitely a 8-9/10 but her ASMR is shit tier like 99% of them nowwadays.
*drinks some carlsberg*
hmmmm yes
getting a handjob later (from myself)
Nothing wrong with appreciating a dapper young man
How fucking yankified is your cunt
They don't even have those here
Just back from a great date lads
delete these please.
its fucked dude i hope you get hanson'd i'll be reporting it to the police myself
wish the bent nonce would get a trip so i could filter that cringe
puberty ruined him
Home Office didn't have any translators at the time because private firms were snatching them up.
They pay for rent on a one bedroom flat in Kensington that's only 10 minutes from a tube station
I get just under £65,000 a year which is more than enough considering rent is paid for, travel is subsidised, I live on my own, and I'm not extravagant.
I did a degree for another language but I got a MLE proficiency qualification and that's all they want
After 3 years I was made head of the MLE department because we had an influx of MLE translators. I regularly meet with cabinet ministers if they need MLE stuff translated or advice on social issues with MLE speakers
recommend me a movie please :)
>a fucking canadian (a country which is indistinguishable from america) inplying his country is less yankified than britain
howling
what will you do when sex bots become real and nonces walk free hand in hand with their bpbots
k-on
Can I do this with French?
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the grinch
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Wew. Is it illegal to post screencaps of youtube vids?
Might have some flubromazepam tonight, haven't delved into my precious stash of that for months
I'm québécois you autist there's no yankee candle here
Ontario is indistinguishable from America yes
Unironically thinking about reporting this aussie nonce to the police.
Should I go through with it?
>athiest
>hates rap and EDM
>extremely picky with women to the point of obsession despite being a virgin
>hates Apple
>doesn't drink
>racist
>doesn't care about dressing well OR thinks dressing well means wearing a fucking tuxedo and fedora everywhere
>doesn't go to parties/concerts/clubs because "they're stupid" (but actually never gets invited)
>thinks lifting weights is for "dumb meatheads"
>thinks all women are dumb whores
Well, did you get more than 5/10? If so, you might be an edgy little shit
>mfw got one ~£13 on Amazon Black Friday
got a funny story related to this if anyone is interested
>I'm québécois
better than shagging kids. which this aussie nonce wants to do.
You're clearly a nonce so hopefully when they look into you they'll catch you out on your other noncery because nonces like you are never clean. Like I said I'll literally go into a police station and report you myself tomorrow.
Oldboy (2003)
do yank police have australian jurisdiction?
nah
yeah very interested
*walks away and looks for someone else to talk to*
>I'm québécois you autist
going to snap up all the xmas ones half price in a few weeks