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Glory Edition

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going now bye

hey fellas

UNDER YO' SEXY BODY

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fags

kay-on

Have shagged 30 different women. Only 3 of them weren't fat or ugly. Have had gonorrhea and crabs.

Never have had a gf

Rektieri is just trollin

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man hands

I said, PICK UP THE SOAP

gonna do a suicide after i vomit

>Have had gonorrhea and crabs
Does it just go away after a while?

awaken sons of europe

Clap dies to penicillin right?

Where should I travel for 2/3 weeks in April? Iran is postponed because of the US visa issues it causes.

why don't you have a seat over there for me

>AA Gill dies weeks after revealing he had cancer in restaurant review

Literally went in under a month

georgia desu

>Don't talk to me or my son ever again

going bed night x

Grimsby arcade

Anyone here ever gotten a job for their billingual skills w/
>Translating court documents
>Translating newspapers
>Translator
>Tutor
>Serving foreign customers
Anything?
Also, what language and how much did the gig pay?

Blackpool

iran.

put yourself in the middle of a international dispute and use the publicity off it to get a great job in the diplomatic service

>portugal second

nah fuck off

here lad you can join my road trip

The maldives before they go underwater

waiting for this kiwi runt to go to sleep so i can surprise rape him

just booked holiday in cornwall

Multicultural London English to Queen's English

I was a translator for the government ama

Tour the great cities of Europe: Paris, Munich, Budapest, Milan, Birmingham, Magaluf

I am British now.

Downloaded Tinder because so many people here seem to use it. Bit boring desu feel judgemental.

Used to play that religiously in 2008

nice profile pic x

considering a rewatch

Can you earn 100k like you can in the civil service fast stream?

*wakes up*

hello!

doxed

Umm no sweetie, I'm a Rumanian, and I truly enjoy your Aussie and Brit shows.

OH FUCK

might do a 'culate

>Budapest
out of place

IMG_1142
where are you
we need some help from you now

KEK

Pay much?
Need a degree?

That was quick. Least he got some fish and chips before he went.

My hips are wider than my shoulders ama

How ya doing, Facial Expression :^)

lads made me cry

wellington?

want to walk to the shop to the shop to get some stuff but its Saturday and the chavs

Kay :3

good british accent for a yank
youtube.com/watch?v=ToiOVn_G4A8

Why haven't you become a trap yet?

ENHANCE

Do you know how fucking creepy this nonce stuff is?

>accent is ok
>still cute so it's all good
>"cell phone"
>........fuck

She tried, but that irritated me

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me in the yankee candle store today
>£22 for a fucking candle

dat five head

but they smell really nice

just ate a handhi

She's adorable, hot and definitely a 8-9/10 but her ASMR is shit tier like 99% of them nowwadays.

*drinks some carlsberg*
hmmmm yes

getting a handjob later (from myself)

Nothing wrong with appreciating a dapper young man

How fucking yankified is your cunt

They don't even have those here

Just back from a great date lads

delete these please.

its fucked dude i hope you get hanson'd i'll be reporting it to the police myself

wish the bent nonce would get a trip so i could filter that cringe

puberty ruined him

Home Office didn't have any translators at the time because private firms were snatching them up.
They pay for rent on a one bedroom flat in Kensington that's only 10 minutes from a tube station
I get just under £65,000 a year which is more than enough considering rent is paid for, travel is subsidised, I live on my own, and I'm not extravagant.

I did a degree for another language but I got a MLE proficiency qualification and that's all they want

After 3 years I was made head of the MLE department because we had an influx of MLE translators. I regularly meet with cabinet ministers if they need MLE stuff translated or advice on social issues with MLE speakers

recommend me a movie please :)

>a fucking canadian (a country which is indistinguishable from america) inplying his country is less yankified than britain
howling

what will you do when sex bots become real and nonces walk free hand in hand with their bpbots

k-on

Can I do this with French?

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the grinch

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Wew. Is it illegal to post screencaps of youtube vids?

Might have some flubromazepam tonight, haven't delved into my precious stash of that for months

I'm québécois you autist there's no yankee candle here

Ontario is indistinguishable from America yes

Unironically thinking about reporting this aussie nonce to the police.

Should I go through with it?

>athiest
>hates rap and EDM
>extremely picky with women to the point of obsession despite being a virgin
>hates Apple
>doesn't drink
>racist
>doesn't care about dressing well OR thinks dressing well means wearing a fucking tuxedo and fedora everywhere
>doesn't go to parties/concerts/clubs because "they're stupid" (but actually never gets invited)
>thinks lifting weights is for "dumb meatheads"
>thinks all women are dumb whores

Well, did you get more than 5/10? If so, you might be an edgy little shit

>mfw got one ~£13 on Amazon Black Friday

got a funny story related to this if anyone is interested

>I'm québécois

better than shagging kids. which this aussie nonce wants to do.

You're clearly a nonce so hopefully when they look into you they'll catch you out on your other noncery because nonces like you are never clean. Like I said I'll literally go into a police station and report you myself tomorrow.

Oldboy (2003)

do yank police have australian jurisdiction?

nah

yeah very interested

*walks away and looks for someone else to talk to*

>I'm québécois you autist

going to snap up all the xmas ones half price in a few weeks