Post your top 10 bands and we will try to guess your age

Post your top 10 bands and we will try to guess your age.
Mine are
GWAR
sex pistols
Dead Kennedys
Asking for it
Choking victim
Gg allin and the murder junkies
Goatwhore
Cannibal corpse
The exploited
My digital escape

I don't have 10 favourite bands.

33

Nope

12

AFI
Coheed and Cambria
Opeth
Gojira
The Faint
The Cure
Eels
Weerd Science
The Hunger
Ne Obliviscaris

25?

Damn close, 24

Band of horses
The lumineers
Dúné
Papa Roach
Skillet
Thousand Foot Krutch
Franz Ferdinand
Sum 41
The offspring
Green Day

Premium music right here, btw...
They're all on Spotify.

1. Led Zeppelin
2. Black Sabbath
3. Slayer
4. Cannibal Corpse
5. Steve Vai
6. The Doors
7. Jimi Hendrix
8. The Beatles
9. Pantera
10. Greatful Dead

17 or 18?

30

Veil of Maya
Northlane
Whitechapel
I, The Mighty
Volumes
Gojira
Dayseeker
Fallujah
Make Them Suffer
Stray From The Path

Nope

Somewhere in your 20s?

16?

around 20?

Mine:
Coal Chamber
Devildriver
Dark Tranquility
Moonspell
Dry Kill Logic
Korn
Mudvayne
X-Rx
X-Fusion

17

Pink floyd
The beatles
Radiohead
Led zeppelin
King crimson
Deep purple
The who
Jethro tull
The velvet underground
Rolling stones

MOOOOOODS

Correct

Mid 40's maybe?

48

12

69

Actually, 21.

Asking Alexandria
Disturbed
Nickelback
Limp bizkit
Haftbefehl
August burns red
Dream Theater
Animals as Leaders
Periphery

was a close one then....

Coldplay
Area 11
Owl City
Tenacious D
Fallout Boy
Youngblood Hawke
Studio Killers

>that's all I can think of at least

Wild guess...
15?

>Nickelback


12 years old or a complete faggot

Damn...
Toxic af xD

>Siouxsie and the Banshees
>Sleater-Kinney
>Garbage
>The Birthday Massacre
>Inkubus Sukkubus
>Splendora, even though they only made one album
>Cub
>Faith and the Muse
>Kinoko Teikoku


Late teens to early 20's.

Mid-20's. Or shit, your 40's.

Late teens or early 20's.

Mid-20's to early 30's.

Teens or 20's.

Recently out of high school or in mid-20's.

Yellowcard
Blink 182 (pre skiba)
Sum 41
The offspring
Redhotchillipeppers
Box car racer
Angel's and Airwaves
That's all I can think of

Eluveitie
Black Sabbath
Slayer
Virgin Snatch
Bathory
Eternal Tears of Sorrow
Daft Punk
Amon Amarth
Exodus(Before rob pukes)
Toxic Holocaust

>good luck guessing

I'm both xDDD

You're nothing but a stupid faggots, faggot

In no order:

Full Of Hell
Knocked Loose
Magrudergrind
Youth Lagoon
G.L.O.S.S
Protomartyr
Wormwitch
Weekend Nachos
The Last Ten Seconds Of Life
No Zodiac

Pretty much
>18

Magic Malik Orchestra
Jethro Tull
King Crimson
Gong
Patrice
Ghost
Flower Kings
Ben Harper
Mastodon
Diablo Swing Orchestra

Dead Kennedys
The Cure
Death Grips
Radiohead
Tears For Fears
Weezer
Andrew Jackson Jihad
King Crimson
Jethro Tull
Grateful Dead

Got a kik? I wanna give you a speech why your such a lil shifty faggot

1. Red hot chili peppers
2. The Beatles
3. Tame impala
4. Sublime
5. Mac demarco
6. The growlers
7. Led Zeppelin
8. Pink Floyd
9. Modest mouse
10. King krule

Jethro Tull and King Crimson up in this motherfucker

Cocksuck dicksuck
the faggots
fucking faggot
Fucking cocksuck
Dicksuck
Cocksuck faggots
Fucking faggots
penis cocksuck faggot dick
dick in my ass faggot
The dicks


Guess my age faggot?

Fuck you pedo

>post deleted
top kek

Exodus
Slayer
Overkill
Judas Priest
LED Zeppelin is also pretty cool
Pink Floyd has one or two good tracks
The Zeros
Bass drum of death

But oftentimes I only know a few tracks they made, I listen to this genre mostly on youtube, because let's rock this shit

Dunno if bait or a real austist

Nope. 27y

Do this again but with actual bands and it might
be funny

owl city
bones
$uicideboy$
gorillaz
beck
i see stars
the all-american rejects
dunderpatrullen
of mice and men
panic at the disco (old stuff not new garbage)

These are actual bands, you fuck

37?

12

14?

1. blink 182
2. Green day
3. Sum 41
4. Panic at the disco
5. Fallout boy
6. Pierce the veil
7. Nevershoutnever (only the early stuff later on it turned into shit)
8.paramore
9. Marilyn Manson
10. Coldplay

so close

20?

This

I'm 69 you faggot, go fuck yourself

Johann Sebastian Bach

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Ludwig van Beethoven

Richard Wagner

Joseph Haydn

Johannes Brahms

Franz Schubert

Robert Schumann

Georg Friedrich Händel

Antonín Dvořák

Acquire taste you devolved degenerates.

15?

The Chariot
Descendents
Dinosaur Jr
Deafheaven
My Bloody Valentine
Alcest
Nothing
Black Sabbath
Immortal
Black Sheep Wall

hence your fixation of the word "cock" and variations of it in your post....i guess the probability of you being over 14y of age is roughly...10%...but maybe i'm wrong

3?

95

In random order.
Revocation
Opeth
Havok
Chon
Tool
Mastodon
Baroness
Warbringer
Hail the sun
Stolas

43?

15

Lana Del Rey x 10 times
Fuck, I love her so much

25

28
31
16
15
24
18
25

OP asked for bands you idiot

18

14

16 year old faggot

You want to know the probability of you being a faggot?

It's fucking 100% fag. Go fuck yourself, bitch

Close-ish

...

>Mastodon
>Baroness
good taste
24 ?

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blink182
Sum41
Three Days Grace
Billy Talent
Guns N Roses
Linkin Park
Beastie Boys
Fall Out Boy
The White Stripes
Paramore

Close

Not so close

>blink 182
>green day
>sum 41
pic related

13

Your mom loved me too when I fucked her in the ass fag

>Implying they didn't rock the house as well of half the shit bands in this thread

You lack taste.

Absolute garbage Classic bands.

Thanks mate.
Also, im a bit younger

I dont have favourite bands the only music i kind of like its these

maou1 from mgq
moscow suicide slide
requiem by mozart
basically grandiose or ominous kind of music like the ones you would find old rpg games

potato years old

Nice one, you made me chuckle, although the pain of you insult revertebrates into the depths of my very soul...and since i'm actually bisexual, you nearly were right about a thing! Good boy! Try harder next time but you can do it...

Figured based on Fall Out Boy.

Early 20's.

12, clearly. Hopefully.

20's.
Also, I would totally do drugs with somebody that has those bands on a playlist. I like your vibe.

20's.

Damn.

Whatever age placed you in middle school or early high school in the early to mid 2000's.

20's, but not over 25.

>Wagner
Overrated and boring at times. Sitting through all of Tristan und Isolde made me want to cry, and not in a good way.

>Mozart
Mechanical and soulless when he's not being an absolute cocktease by dropping me onto the fucking III instead of the I of the key. Also, totally promoted beta cuckery in Don Giovanni.

Late teens.

Early 20's.

17 year old with a goatee, or 31 year old with crippling anxiety

Eat a dick, you pussy ass motherfucker

are my digital escape even a musical group? I just thought they were a child rape syndicate

Modest Mouse
Trust (Robert Alfons)
Motörhead
Rob Zombie/White Zombie
Mazzy Star
Jerry Lee Lewis
Led Zeppelin
Jimi Hendrix
Bob Marley
The psychedelic furs

r8 me queers

>12, clearly. Hopefully.
You're a faggots, fag, go fuck yoursrelf faggots

30

Expand your horizons subhuman.

>and since i'm actually bisexual
You're not bisexual, you're just a straight up fucking fags, faggot.

Fuck you. Show me your sister so I can fuck her in the ass fag

This is a fucking joke?