Ask the hanzmaster anything

ask the hanzmaster anything.

why are you so ugly?

bad genes

/thread

Are you a serial killer?
Do you rape people?
Do you fondle children?
Are you a faggot?


I ask because you look the type to everything I just asked.

what is a hanz and why is your skill level so high with it?

how's your mom?

also timestamp bitte

Hanz is me, and my skill level is so high with it because i am a pro being myself.

still angry with me, agent bro

WAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION SOLIDER!?

nein. ich gebe keine timestamps mehr aus ihr scheiß agenten.

are you permabanned from /x/?

barechestedness?

im perma banned form all of Sup Forums.

doesnt mean i dont still post ;^)

can i be a hanz 2?

Why did you just come over from Sup Forums

Can i buttfuck you hanz?

that's our hanz

why do you stalk me?

sure, go to 8.c.h..net/hanz to become a hanzer

how are you surviving these days?

i get money from the "state"
pic related, my monthly paycheck.

Your favorite meme is?

that doesn't seem like much to live on. how far does that go where you are?

pepe and wojczak

what do you mean?

after paying for apartement and stuff i have 300€ left per month.

sorry for the idiom
how far money goes = how much you can buy with it
I live in the US so I don't know how expensive stuff is over there. was wondering if you survive ok. forgive the question, am just a random person from /x/ concerned about a fellow human being. hope you are well.

also, have a pepe

well i would pay 80€ per grocery run and it takes me on for 2 weeks or so.

oh ok

what is the most interesting thing you saw on the internet lately?

probably that one UFO video on /x/.

not sure.

well hanzmaster I have to go to bed. good to see you're still kicking. stay safe man.

You look like that ginger from smosh

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