Ask a submariner deploying in an hour anything

Ask a submariner deploying in an hour anything

Are you a submariner?

How much gay sex happens while deployed?

What does it mean to be?

Yessir

Where you from?

Not as much as you would think. We only have 1 openly gay guy on the boat. Doesn't stop dudes from trying to make you look at their sick though

Depends on who you ask, to me it's just a shitty job. But you make good friends

Do you use freon gas? I heard you get incredible highs from it. Its especially popular with submarine crews.

how far underwater before your mobile signal drops out?

how long can you hold your breath in case the sub crashes

Is it gay if you're deployed?

you would have to redirect that question to God itself. the eternal "i am"

will you still have a way to watch your CP?

How long will you be away and how many niggers do you think your girlfriend/wife will fuck while you're gone?

Shit is in sealed bottles and we only use it to recharge the refrigerant system.

About 10 feet but I suspend my plan. Only have access for another day

2.5 minutes. I'm fukt
It's not gay if it's underway


External hard drive and a 14 inch screen

How much is your pay?

4-6 months. A couple probably

Nigga record everything you hear and report for us if you hear spooky shit
God with you

are you allowed to drink on the submarine? or chill out and watch movies/tv series ?

Don't hear too much inside. Sometimes we record whale noises. When we go deep though it's unnerving to see the depth Gage's creep up and wonder if this is the time the 30 sub will shit itself

No alcohol on board but we watch a bunch of movies. Everyone brings there own lap tops so there's 10's of tb of movies and porn on board at anytime

Are you guys outclassed by the Borei class?

Which navy are you in?

On speed but not stealth or fire power

What kind of sub? (Not sure what 30 sub means)
Military? Or private company?

Is it long hard and full of seamen?

McHale's

The best Navy. Global force for good. Accelerate your life. Blah blah blah. HOOYAH NAVY
Not really

>global force for good

So it's India then. Enjoy burning to death in your secondhand Russian tuna cans, Pajeet.

no

Sorry, 30 year old sub

Kek

He's Ernest Borgnine

India has a Navy? I've never seen them when I'm out

Yeah, they usually ignite & sink while berthed

Ha! That's fantastic. Wish the shengs would do the same. Fuck those guys.

Are you aware that the canadian neutrino experiment that was designed to study our sun can detect and triangulate the position of any nuclear sub, as neutrinos don't interact with matter and all nuclear reactors give off neutrinos (just like the sun). And therefore all of the USA's enemies are now building similar detection equipment. And if so how do you feel now that your illusion of stealth is gone?

Ahhh, got it. Good luck, good sir. Being in a sub sounds kind of thrilling, but also potentially terrifying. Also, potentially, incredibly tedious? I'm afraid I'd go stir-crazy.

Have you ever encountered any cool underwater life?

India has a pretty large navy.
Where do you sail?

Probably one of those tricky hybrid half electro half diesel subs. I think Germany has those? Or Norway? Gotta look it up.

also ausfailia

forgot pic this is an image board after all

eat all the fresh food first

Too much science for me to worry about now. No way it will be implemented while I'm still in.

It's kinda cool. I once was sweeping the floor under a nuclear reactor which sounds cool and really lame at the same time. That's a good way to sum up my job. Underrate are shitty, working 12 hour days with 0 days off and being sleep deprived running drills to prepare for inspections blows.

THE KRAKKEN!

Ha! Got it! It's an Ula-class, isn't it?

Go on, protect you oil fields, you son of a viking bitch.

It was a serious question, you've never seen a krakken..

That's wild man. Never heard of it. I should tell my Captain

how do the radiomen operate nowadays? my uncle used to be one he is spoopy

Nah man, I can't see anything but the inside of the tube. I did, however, ride on a sea turtle by grabbing onto its shell and being dragged once on a port call

What kind of sub is it? Is it a nuclear submarine?

Are you just too dumb to fly a plane or was it all the faggotry in the ocean that swept you up?

Does my vernacular lead you to believe I'm Scandinavian?


Not too sure, they lock themselves in a room with their equipment. Most of them on my boat are fairly retarded

It's nuclear
Air Force was out to lunch when I went to enlist so I went next door to the Navy. I'm too old to have gone to the academy or get into one of the other enlisted to officer schooling programs. Have 2 associates and halfway through a bachelor's. So maybe when I finish I can go to OCS and get that cash money

Holy shit! That'sawesome and terrifying. Inspections sound fucking aweful.

Now that, is fucking amazing.

Dunno if you're allowed to tell or whatever, but what class/type is it? Good luck out there with the Kraken and Russians and shit

Signing off Sup Forums see you on the other side

other side of your bunkmates sphincter

kek

Boat and rate?