I'm a good man. A good husband and a very good dad. I make a six figure salary and I make dinner every night...

I'm a good man. A good husband and a very good dad. I make a six figure salary and I make dinner every night. I have gotten two blow jobs in the last four years. Wtf.

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Go get a hooker, if your bitch isnt deliverin either get a hooker or fuck her friend... alpha 101

whip it out and tell her to suck it. If she refuses, tell her she's useless. She isn't a good mom, a good wife, she makes no money for the family and doesnt cook.

Tell her you want a divorce and you;ll get full custody.

It's called women's rights. Yeah, it sucks (no pun intended).

classic. good husband is not good lover. u make her safe someone else make her moan.

In what world will he get full custody?

you are a beta cuck.

visit THEREDPILL on reddit

Tell your kids to step up, OP

Nah. She ain't goin around.

Mexico

It's still more than what I've got in 35yrs. Be grateful for what you've got.

Cereal.

My boyfriend has no job and lives with his parents, and he gets blowjobs whenever he wants. Pick a better wife next time round.

Absolutely not.

I'm an asshole and I'm getting four blowjobs with deep throating and swallowing each time I see my girl. Suck to be you.

I'm hoping you're 16, because otherwise that's just sad for you...

Girls don't just stop wanting sex. Chances are she's getting elsewhere, user.

Pretty sure you're me talking from the future.

I'm 21, and is somewhat sad, but he promises to change. And if he doesn't, I still don't regret it. Better a NEET that loves me than a rich guy that I don't like. Trust me, I've had offers by about 3 guys, all with well paying jobs, to be supported, and it's worth nothing. I'll make my own way in life, hell, I'll support him if it comes to it.

Enjoy it while it lasts. I was there too, young grasshopper. Shit goes downhill for no reason.

>Pro tip:

Money = Blowjobs / Sex

You can trade it

You do you girl/boy/attack helicopter. It's not about the money, it's just about like...wtf...y'know?

Because you can't communicate with your wife and probably suck at sex

Bump

She doesn't put your willy in her mouth? What's the point in even living then?

OP, you two need to talk with each other immediately. Hopefully, you can rekindle your relationship there. Do you clean your d---. Is it large enough to please your wife?

Is it kept clean?

Guy from here
Dick size doesn't matter. You're all 14 if you think it does. In fact for bjs a smaller dick is better.

doesn't matter how large it is or if it's pleasing. his role is to provide for the family, her role is to suck his dick and fuck him. she's not fulfilling her end of the marriage contract.

Bump

OP, you need to build up to and eventually have a nice romantic dinner where you persuade her to enthusiastically go down on you with utmost pleasure.

Break up with her, quit your job, kiss your kids goodbye. Go to camping store/army disposal, gear up, buy ticket to first place that comes to mind. Roam the earth, talk to strangers, fuck a girl in every town/city you visit, pay for it or win one over. Meet other adventurers, go adventuring. Feel alive.

Me again. I'm assuming you're in your late 20s at your youngest so you need real advice.

If you can't talk about your sex life openly with your wife then get a marriage counselor. Because there's bound to be more problems then just that.

Has it actually come to this? Faggots openly and shamelessly linking reddits now?

fuckin aids faggot why do u even know about shitty reddit fuck u dirty aids nigger

>be me
>good person? sure, why not.
>been with gf 9 years
>no marriage because I'm not a sucker
>no kids because fuck spending all my time and energy on that
>own two businesses, web development and brewery
>web development employees run it now, I just make big decisions
>spend more time on brewing now, make more than enough money
>make dinner most nights, because I'm better at it
>she cleans up though
>get 2-3 blowjobs a week
>both love sex, she's into most anything

Marriage fucks things up. So do kids. Don't do either.

nearly quads mate

what a crazy random happenstance.

took you four years to wake up.. too late

When exactly did user promise to change?

Nice 60's Batman movie reference

How would you go about funding? I want to do this one day if my life goes to hell and i wamt to start again

Im a busker but i dont think thats gonna be enough

Im a bad man. I'm a philanderer and a shitty father of three sons. I dont work and watch youtube all day. I dont make any money and my two live in girlfriends cook for me. I get laid by both women at least 4 times a week, and a blowjob every time for at least 10 minutes by both girls. They bought me a new motorcycle for my birthday. Youre doing it wrong friend.

It's a common problem. She thought she married someone intelligent and you thought you married a slut.

God knows where people get these ideas from.

you're a piece of total homemade shit, BUT you are doing it right. punch both bitches in the mouth while you are at it, they deserve it for putting up with your slimey ass

To be honest, I tried the whole woman on a pedestal thing, but was met with constant rejection. I had a good job doing minor structural design for a large trailer manufacturing company. After a nasty divorce, and the bitch taking everything I owned, I said fuck it.

Women hate nice guys.

what happened.

you don't necessarily be rich to pull that off, if you're in the US you most likely have some debt to pay off but I'd say you wouldn't need more than $ 2000 to get started, most places you go to have some kind of affordable places to stay (hostels, cheap hotels etc.) and then you just job around in the various countries to get visa to the next part of the travel or to travel around.

I was what a man was supposed to be. I did everything like my parents had taught me, and the woman had no respect for me. I bought a little piece of land in west texas with money I saved up working at Carls Jr after the divorce and rode an old metric crusier around sowing my oats wherever they could land. After a while of that, a chick invited me to live with her so I did. Then one day, I thought two would be better. After some trial and error, I found a good second, and have been happier ever since. Its not as fun as some would think, but the two chicks bitch at each other instead of me, most of the time.

i don't buy it for some reason, are you sure you are not just white trash?

Are you a wizard?

This.

I am unemployed and get sucked off at least twice per week. Also get footjobs and so forth. My wife is a queen. I'm about to wake her up and put my dick in her.

>two blow jobs in the last four years

That's absurd. Get out now. Find some bitch that will provide you with head now and then.

>I'm a good man
No. There is a difference between a good man and a gullible tool.

you wont be saying that when he goes on one knee and hands you an empty box

find a fuck buddy

Its ok not to buy it, but its kinda blue pilled to think life is supposed to be like everyone says it is. As far as white trash goes, not really. I hate country music, own no dogs, and have a parrot.

Why a parrot? They are assholes.

Fuck yeah they are, but I didnt know how bad they were till I got one. I call it Brandi, named after my ex wife. Sometimes it's real nice and loving, then it tries to bite your fucking ear off for no reason.

Get an old lazy dog from a shelter that doesn't want to do anything but lay around next to you. Those are the best dogs.

i probably had two blowjobs from wife in about 10 years, but i had hundreds from hookers, nice young fit girls.

what's it like getting a bj with a condom on?

John is my role model. Out of all the animals on the planet, humans are the only ones that think they must be happy. I say fuck all that. Live life, dont sell yourself short. No matter how narrow a path you try to walk, you still lose in the end. Might as well try to make it interesting.

youtube.com/watch?v=hx3yTWkN3fI

why did I watch that?

John should be an inspiration to all of us. He has the woman thing figured out.

Actually he already did that. It was really romantic. I've not said anything but I'll see how things go.

>be me, 2010
>craft this-
>I sexually identify as an attack helicopter and enjoy ejaculating hard metal, firing automatic and laser guided missiles, and dropping bombs - all on people, and initially dislikes it when they first opened my hatches and loading ramp to rudely shove ammunition and supplies into me without first asking. Now I totally Love it and can truly enjoy alternately destroying humans and then being raped by them. I want restaurants to all be required to have helipads and glasses of high quality Jet-B fuel for my refreshment.

>be 2014
>I sexually identify as a sea otter. I want restaurants to have a cool, derp tank of sea water planted with long kelp fronds where I can relax while waiting for them to present me with a selection of both flat plate rocks and round smashing utensil rocks. My cousins the Asian river otter also want to watch tentacle creature / black footed ferret porn while they munch on both freshwater and brackish crustaceans at the bar.

Mate. how old are ya?

haha everyone gives shit to money grubbing gold diggers yet when a cool bitch rocks up who is chill and doesnt care about money people still hate.

Fuck these neckbeards, go at that dick like youre drownin and his balls have oxygen

throughout the years I've been stone broke with no job, and I've been cashed up with good jobs.

Cashed up times were some of my unhappiest and broke times some of my best.

Money =/= happiness. But everyone wants to find out for themselves...

its like eatind a delicious meal when you have a burnt tongue

It's called reciprocate you fuckin faggot
eat her pussy if you want your dick sucked.
>just....you know.....if you're gonna do that......talk in that direction>

The brown one...

Finance by being able to repair transmitters, radios, amplifiers or cars, motorcycles, scooters, or plumbing, carpentry, electrical things. There are always people in need of something repaired in exchange for food and a bit of gas money. You have to have to be savvy, friendly, and keep your eyes open for thieves who would rob you- it's best to Not hang out in dives, but hang out near markets and talk to people with at least a bit of attempt to converse in their language. College students are excellent hosts and friendly, curious hosts, albeit somewhat poor. A family will feed you and probably not require any work, although farmers will wake before dawn and put you to work until sometimes lunchtime, rarely longer unless you agree to stay a few days and you will be fed and stocked with food at the end. Don't be squeamish around shoveling manure or slaughtering or other farming tasks- it's good, fresh food- a grocery store has meat that is many many days old. Family living City people have amazingly compact and tidy apartments, you'll be well entertained and if you have a bit of money can be taken to amazing restaurants, museums, plazas.

Travel both the countryside and cities

Are you Pat Valentine?

I bet he does it every day.
Being a tool doesn't get you anywhere.

have you said to your wife you want a blow job or just want her to "figure it out"?

It's not the same as with a condom off.

It's BETTER than your hand, because it's another person, and somehow more filthy looking while they do it because they Don't want to contact or taste your dick but teeth scraping the condom might break it releasing your precum flavour - cock flavour - cum gob flavour in their mouth and make them gag, choke, or suddenly fall in love with your cock. Naw, it's so much better with condom off you think, "why bother giving me a blowjob if you want me to wear a condom?", but then you realize they might be just getting used to it, or might later suck your OS dry of every last drop of precum before jacking and sucking the cum out of you someday.

Baby steps

iktfb, exact same situation here

Real shame, good luck user

I hoped you thanked your son!

you cry yourself to sleep every night don't you

how many kids do you have and how old are they, OP?

here's some tips from the 13 years i've been with my wife (head 4-5 times a week & sex 2-3 times a week, as a frame of reference -- it doesn't sound like a lot, but if you've got small kids you'll understand why that's actually a lot):

you might earn the bread and make dinner every night, but if your woman is completely exhausted from looking after kids all day, there's really no motivation for her to "reward" you for pulling the weight you're supposed to be pulling anyway

let her have a weekend where you're the only one doing the parenting, and after the kids are in bed, pleasure the fuck out of her with no expectation of reciprocation -- give her breakfast in bed or a foot/leg massage "just because"

pay attention to the little shit she says to fill the gaps in conversation -- most of the time it really is "shit", but sometimes you'll find a gold nugget to prove you've been listening to what she says

men want to feel needed and women need to feel wanted -- do you make her feel wanted, or as though she's just there to raise the kids?

diamonds and jewellery are great and all, but i am yet to see my wife get as excited about some new bling as she does when i bring home her favourite icecream or a small packet of her favourite candy (inb4 fat wife -- she's 5'11 and about 110lb)

do the shit she's supposed to do for no other reason than the fact that you want to make her happy

that'll do for now

>beta cuck
>Tells people to go to a Reddit

and?

go see a hooker, or go on craigslist or something