Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Spicy Edition

The rules are very simple:
>rules
>spicily claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post spicy pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
>spicy RP and ERP are not encouraged
>please don't sue me
>even more rules
>discuss spicy stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised spicy content
>most importantly: Follow The Rules

Other urls found in this thread:

vndb.org/v1377
youtube.com/watch?v=m_tLmZeOOl4
youtu.be/X6-dnn4aO9Q
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Kud claim~

>Going to sleep edition

See you all in a couple hours

Reposting this in case Shizuru missed it
The game I was suggesting was here vndb.org/v1377
And I cannot recommend that one enough.

Have a good night Kud. I'll check in to getting it.

But i made omne first..

684776834

I'll let you make the next bread, whoever you are.

Dumbass.

But your's was made earlier.

>your's
Yes, I know that's wrong.

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still here

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I claim all your waifus

why you going after the down under

Seems like a nice guy

i'm new..
i dont know how to quote

Game claim

what happens if you don't follow the rules?
Do you get a shitty cripple waifu like hanako?

Chaika claim is here

That's what the Quick Reply is for.

What game?

nope
nothing

>cringe worthy

Playing fire emblem fates right now. Finally got what I needed for ∞ grinding.

Going to bed now

Night thread, stay beautiful

Am playing Isaac right now.

Isaac? Which game is that? I can o ly think of The Binding Of Isaac.

You were new once, asshole.

Yep, that's my Isaac. I have a small Isaac addiction to be honest.

How much of it have you beaten?

Platinum God, couldn't be asked to get 1001%.

I'm actually lying, I just can't stand to play the Keeper.

Yes, I was. But I never made a mistake like that before. I didn't mean to sound like an asshole but let me repay my assholiness with some help. Try lurking a bit more. Just a bit helps. If you notice, there are 2 arrows before the response number. Also before you ask how to green text, its with only 1 right arrow.

Ahh yes... Isaac. I beat it like twice. But evertytime it gets harder.

Correction: Real Platinum God.

Totally reasonable. He sucks to play.
I did the same thing, really.

I have like 100 h in Isaac
finished it with so many different monsters in the end
I love Cain/

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Anyone up for a Town of salem game?

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Anyone that doesn't play as The Lost every run is a pussy.

>favorite character: Eden

Thank you for reminding me at the fact that I cried and Jerked off to the same game.

Lost is fun if you have holy mantle unlocked. Otherwise it's just an exercise in breaking anything within arm's reach, in my opinion.
(No i don't actually rage)
Eden is probably my favorite to just dick around with.

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woah

You fucker...

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Good morning.

How much egg?

Go die you horrible piece of shit.

The trick is picking a character there there's so little 34 of that nobody can find it. Lol

'Morning, Homura.

>Jerked off

You monster

Good morning, beautiful.

Eve is bae

Good morning! How are you?

I think I'll stay.

Ayy! Shizuru looks so happy in that pic.

Howdy Hanako?

Good morning.

Im fine myself but as always am worried about others. What about you?
>H

Not enough.

>RIP "Everybody Scum Up" video.
>201X-2016

Mornin, Galko! What have you been up to lately?

I fucked up my own post but whatever. I might replay Katawa Shoujo

Don't worry, I'm like that too. Sometimes I wonder if I should worry or not but as always I can't help it.

'Morning Galko
She does! I love it.
How are you?
I know i know. Was more taunting the porn poster in to trying to do something that's nigh impossible.

Really?
You didn't?
You didn't Jerk your gerk to any of the girls?
Not even shizune?

Rory claim.

Literally nothing. I woke up 20 minutes ago and I just got out of the shower. How are you?

Hi Shizuru.

Britfag Maki Claimed.
Good morning /waifu/.
How is everyone today?

Sometimes its like that... worrying for no reason at all. But when someone goes all emo and starts cutting himself then I know there is a reason to worry.

Fine but worried about a friend. And now that pic makes me want to pet her.

No.

I cooked a dozen eggs today. And I didn't eat any of them.

The god of Death hath returned

Hello Rory.

Pretty good. You?

Oh? Anything you want to talk about or are you ok?

CLAIMED

Why?

Hello.

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Thanks, but I already vented it out enough. What about you?

Fake?

Is this a new meme? Pretty sure someone said the same thing yesterday

I'm decent. It's a nice day might go for a jog later.

Hi Galko. How are you?

I see... I appreciate your effort to help me.

Yo what up people!

Im just playing some fire emblem fate.

Yeah I know. My friends played a prank on me where one was cheating on the other and I was torn in 2 trying to solve the problem... Ahh those were the days...
>I burned my wrist yesterday, i look like an emo person now. Hope people font notice

What friend are you worried about?

youtube.com/watch?v=m_tLmZeOOl4

I miss old times

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Stop it Tsuyu.

Hello, beautiful.

>How have you been?

Because I was bored and I could.

>I still have the eggs served on plates
>I have them placed around the house

Nope. That was me, and I still have the eggs with me.

Well... a friend.

Dang those pranks ain't really that fun. And how did that happen?

I'm alright. Just staying up far too late/early.

'Morning(?) Noire.
Just straight up posting Dio's alters now? Lol

You should probably throw those out.

Hi Squid!

Ohayou gozaimasu Senpai! Are you feeling better today?

Noooo!!!!! Do something about it!!

Il missing top many people between replies and games. Hello to all.

Nigga

I'm alright. How are you?

Noire.

>placed around the house
Probably not a good idea.

My wifu faggots and you all can suck my magic wand

>Likee I care about your loli shit

>magic wand

DotA too much?

They're cold, but still edible.

>I think I'll eat them
>Sometime soon

No. I was bored.

I could, but what exactly can I do?

They're served on plates. They're cold, but fine.

>I think

I never leave. Unless I do.
Wish I had fates. Really wish I did.
What up Chen

youtu.be/X6-dnn4aO9Q

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We share that same curse my friend. What time is it there?
>H

I was gonna type pee pee but magic wand sounds magigically delicious

Hey, just trying to climb up again.
How about you? What's up?

>It's 1pm, use CEST timezone whilst replying to me
Morning Shizu~
Well I saved them all so they're actual Noire pics now.

Ohayou Maki~
Yes I'm better today, my Kouhai doesn't need to worry

Eggs are one of the highest salmonella chances you can get. Get rid of them.
>professional chef, have seen restaurants closed for eggs left out for a day

I'm decent, a little tired but might go running later.

Whatever to pass the time I guess~

I wasn't worried but now I'm happy~~

I knew both of them before they knew each other. But regardless, they were drinking and they though, " hey, who is ika more loyal to?" So they made a bet and started the prank.

Hello! How are you!

Just eat them!! Its not that hard!

Its quite fun. Unless your playing lunatic, then it becomes a chore but I'm past that point.

Why?
>I just don't get it

This.

I woke up not too long ago.
>good morning

That's good.

Eating some dirty bird after drinking tonight. I go out every Tuesday night with friends for catch up and weekly plannings.
>animal abuse plz

4:20am

>inb4 blaze it

Nice.
I'll try to remember your time zone. I make no promises though Lol

Well, if you say so.

>It was kind of amusing
>Random plates of scrambled eggs just sitting everywhere
>I felt productive today

Maybe next week, I'll cook two dozen.

I do impulsive things when I'm bored.

>Cooking eggs just happen to be one

As a fellow stoner, every time its x:20 minutes we have a saying.
>Its 4:20 somewhere in the world.

>Rory=1 comment
>me= 5+ comments
Gill me
>ika

Lunatic has always been ridiculous. Its literally
>how fucked up you wanna be today fam
Amusing but harmful as fuck. They are the reason most mayos have to be store bought, for OHS reasons.
Nice pic.
Probably need some translation on dirty bird.
>KFC