Umm, bender eds.
/brit/
Poo
need a musc gl top for ddf discrete butt fucking by the way i like sports
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ANImE
Dad accidentally touched my willy as he was passing by to get into the kitchen
Do not appreciate his homo erotic tendencies
me on the left
youtube.com
will be sedating myself HEAVILY tonight
he came in your mum though
achievement of today:
memorised all 88 best picture oscar winners for literally no good reason
nice
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evening boys
Seriously if it wasn't for autism I would be a popular chad. I have the confidence to speak out and pick up but I am forever a creep due to social awkwardness and narcissism which is unfixable due to autism
Don't act like Bob Dylan and Bill Gates aren't socially awkward because they only get girls for their money. If they didn't have the talent they'd be in our shoes.
So basically stop fucking telling us that we can have a good sex life when autism is a serious disability.
>88
hey
socialism is the best way
Did you get Big Stan's autograph?
>tfw no Stan Lee Cup
Honestly I'm a gay Romanian bender with a Brit bf. Why do you wanna shit on that?
how's it going
for anybody interested x
if you're not interested that's okay
synchtube / r / britboysxo
are you actually diagnosed autistic or just Sup Forums """autistic"""
AUTISM IS MY SUPERPOWER!
Bit gay that
How do I convince a french woman to date me?
Gets me every time
At least I'm not Josh Thomas.
Post Cat
>Australia not even top 10
Those fucking cunts lied to me
about to pop out for some scran actually :/
>This Domain Name Has Expired
I'm too retarded to get around this
what you getting
It's 7am ath the latest here you bellend
thought you were in there
who the fuck am I talking to
most of those places are equatorial while the northenmost tip of australia is still like 1000km south of the equator
All I think about is sex, Reddit and death.
is there a way to kill yourself that would also leave no remains?
What do they REALLY want?
aite chilly willy
Jumping in an acid tank I guess
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wonder why they always stand in the same order
maybe just like a burger and chips 2bh no hate
stabbing yourself in the stomach before drowning
back when I was a chad and banging hundreds a chicks a minute while bench-pressing 20,000 entire gymnasiums and the continents they existed in with one hand while driving 5 million bugattis at the same time ..
I always knew I actually belonged where I could bang on mindlessly about having a wank and doing a poo (my REAL passions in life)
is it possible some people enjoy being single more than being in a relationship? I mean I have a gf, she's attractive personality is fine and sex is great, whenever I think about her I get happy whenever I talk to her I smile, we never argue or anything but I get this sort of feeling that I'd rather be single. is this normal?
can you do a video review please
irn bru is orgasmic
ah yes, I'm very jealous of rorke and want some of his income for my own
just disappear
like that guy from Manic Street Preachers
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Nothing to do with that. NT is going to be 35-40 today when it isn't morning time.
And again
Leaves bones la
be black
Im autistic and good looking and I've never approached a woman yet have had sex before
yeah but only if they still get laid regularly I guess
the market for black lads reviewing takeaway food is currently monopolised
been watching that star wars guy's chicken reviews. he seems really down to earth, still lives in greater london
any other celebrities with youtube channels?
again
Reminder is you have aspergers and remain to be socially awkward after 1 year of diagnoses you're stupid
t. major aspergers who taught himself to read social cues and facial expressions
>boots
done an edit x
i hate the fact that this nigger is getting media attention
it just seems so bloody disingenuous like "hey look! we found a black guy (except we're not going to mention that he's black because we're not racist) and he's cool!"
true but they would probably get buried under the soil of the river/sea
he committed suicide doe??
Maybe later. The other day he got into the neighbours' garden. What an adventure!
need a swarthy gf AND a white curly haired gf
x
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just had a good cum in fucking the fleshlight. feels better than it did at first, its growing on me
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the black wife is ugly
not made my choice yet but I don't suppose you or anyone else has advice on how to make someone break up with me if they're completely obsessed ?
nice try sweetie :) x
name ONE good thing about living past 30
baka london is not the south desu
mong.
why would a paki be calling a northerner a paki?
when you put on a condom, do you pinch your foreskin in the tip of the condom or do you pull it all the way back then put on the condom?
what texture did you get
de niro wasn't that good looking (in comparison to eastwood) to begin with, he just has good charisma
of course, shes black
"mid"lands is north, paki
dare i say that he is, dare i say, our, dare i dare i say, guy?
Later
They're both ugly desu. Also what country is this?
never put on a condom
how do?
did the jews steal your foreskin?
her forehead is fucking massive
makes her look like bride of frankenstein here
in enfield service station now
Imagine unironically not being able to speak English in 2016.
The absolute thought.
the prostitute puts it on with her mouth unless you pay extra
no my mommy is black and shes a very pretty woman
when ugly people mix the result is an ugly baby
im sure youre more attractive than this fellow right?
de niro's daughter is a pengting though
oh
>Mommy
>being black
FOY